【经典古装剧】转世济公 13 | 降龙罗汉遭陷害转世为凡人，凭智慧收服八方妖魔，护佑天下百姓！
Xiang’er. how’s Susu doing lately? Everything’s fine, but she needs a man. What? No. I mean, she needs love. You… It’s all your fault! Why didn’t you visit Miss Yang? I’ve been really busy lately. Xiang’er, as soon as I have time, I’ll visit Susu right away, Please pass my best regards to Susu. Thank you, Xiang’er. Save it. Listen, gentle girls like me and Miss Yang needs a lot of love. Yes, yes. So don’t use busy business as an excuse to avoid her. I believe, as long as you want, you can always find time. We don’t even have time to eat and sleep lately, Tell Miss Yang to enjoy herself. Shaoyu has fallen in love with someone else. What? Who dares to steal a man from Miss Yang? I… Of course, it’s the person who he stays with all the time. Go. Stay aside. He was talking nonsense. I love Susu only. Lord Hong. You are so sweet, unlike some people. If only he was half as good as Lord Hong. I put in a lot of effort, but he stays unmoved. Amitabha Buddha. Someone is devoted to Buddha. Whoever questions that should give up. unless she wants to be disappointed. I… I am absolutely loyal. Awake. Where is this place? Young Master, this is the cabin by the lake, I saved you. You are not feeling well. Lie down, lie down, lie down quickly, lie down quickly. My chest hurts. It hurts so much. Let me check. Here? Here? What about here? Why are you in so much pain? Are there any internal injuries? Let me check. No, you are a woman. Stop this. Your life is more important than these rules. Okay, okay, Okay, okay, Xiang’er. Calm down. Your name is Cheng Fenglin? Yes. I’m Hong Shaoyu, the magistrate of Tiantai County. Lord Hong. No need for formalities. I knew you ran across robbers. Why are you here? I am here to find my relatives. I haven’t found them now, and I lost my money. I really don’t know what to do. Excuse me. Young man, you are good-looking, why are you so unlucky? But it doesn’t matter. This house is quite clean. Live here from now on. I will send you food and clean the room. I’ll handle your clothes too. What is that? Sugar baby? How much do you pay per month? I think Xiang’er is right. You are injured now, and you have nowhere to go. Stay here you can go home after I solve the case, after I solved the case, and get your money back. Is… is this appropriate? Why not? It’s peaceful here. Usually no one else will come. Just me and you. But. Just agree. I still have important matters to deal with. I can’t accommodate you. This is the only way to go. Please stay here for now. Recuperate well. Thank you, Lord Hong. You are welcome. Then I’ll take my leave. Sir, are you tired? Why don’t you lie down? I’ll go out and clean up. Thank you, Miss. I’ll help. Miss Xiang’er. What did you say? Miss Xiang’er, let me help you. What? You help me? Let me help you. No, it’s easy. It’s okay, I’ll help you. No, no, no, I’ll do it. Just let me help you, please. Sir, Let me… Men and women work together, both feel less tired. Sir, Oh no. Why don’t you come up from here? This side is shallow. I’ll help. Take it. Take it. Come, come, this way. This way. Give me your hand. Give it to me. Give it to me. Are you okay? Fine. Your clothes are all soaked. Let me take it off for you. Xiang’er. It’s getting late, you should go back It’s late. Go inside and change your clothes. Don’t catch a cold. No problem. You are sure that you don’t need me to help you take it off? No, thank you. Bye. Alright, Too much demonic energy, not enough human energy, The imbalance made it difficult for me to make progress in my cultivation. I can either completely become a monster or abolish the magic and become a human. But I can’t do either of these. Otherwise. Kneel down, kneel down. Robber, where are your accomplices and lairs? Tell the truth. I am innocent. I have no accomplices I know nothing about the lairs. I am innocent. I saw your robbery. Stop denying it. Lord, you kept saying I was a robber. Do you have evidence? Shameless. You threw the money bag to your accomplice. The evidence is on your accomplice’s body. Then where are they? You are just talking without any evidence. How can you arrest me? How dare you talk nonsense in court? Despising the law will deepen your sin. I see, you just want to punish me. But to that, you must convince me. Okay, let me convince you with rod. Do you want to be disabled? Okay. Hu Hu, Why are you all stupid officials? Don’t mess around in court I just want to try if his bones are as hard as his mouth. It turns out they aren’t. Here you go. Lord, you are busy with official duties, Why don’t you leave this unruly man to me? Okay, But remember not to lynch. Lord, please rest assured I’ll take good care of him It will be something he will never forget What are you doing? Let’s go, let’s go! I won’t go. I won’t go. I won’t go. Withdraw. Off work. Yeah. Let’s go. Look at them. Look. They are a bit too happy getting off work. Only I am working overtime for you. Even though you don’t pay any extra money? Oh right. I only needed to cast a little spell, He will tell us everything. Hu Hu, you shouldn’t use spells in the court, do you know? Why? They robbed and injured Cheng Fenglin. We both saw it. In the court, not only us, but also everyone needs to know what happened in detail. Therefore, the judgment of the case is based on human and material evidence. Your spell could make him tell the truth, but it can’t convince the public. Okay, then take your time. It doesn’t matter to me anyway I’m going to have breakfast. Hungry. Okay. Didn’t you have it? I saw that you ate five or six steamed buns. Five or six? I need ten more then. No wonder I am so hungry. Bye. Hu Hu All he cares about is eating. Miss. good morning Miss. You usually sleep until noon. But you woke up so early today. Does the sun come out from the west? Miss, I can do makeup for you. Leave these to me. How can I let you do such a thing? Why did you become so diligent all of a sudden? There must be something happening. Speak. Something happened? What can happen to me? I just want some money. Some money? You have food, shelter, clothing as well as handsome guys to watch. Your life is better than mine. Why would you need money? Miss, actually. Well… I met a guy, tall and handsome. He is a young scholar with an amazing temperament. The key is we have fallen in love with each other. He can’t survive without me now. So, I can’t just leave him alone. Didn’t you wake up? Or do you have a fever? Last night you complained that Mr. Hu didn’t visit you. And today you are in love with someone else. Well… I mean, It is a crime for the parents if a girl is not married at the age of seventeen. My parents are at the age for sentencing. So even if I don’t think about myself I have to think about my family. Miss Yang, you know I am a filial daughter. So I’ve already made up my mind. For happiness, I’ll invest in both. I am afraid you will lose both. By the way, who is that scholar? Why have I never heard of him before? Well… You asked me to clean the cabin by the lake yesterday. I saw Lord Hong halfway. He was holding a scholar who was seriously injured. Lord Hong wanted to let him rest in the cabin. I felt he had other purpose. He wanted to hide the handsome there. But it doesn’t matter. I’ve exposed him. Nonsense. I know Shaoyu’s orientation Right. I am fooled by you again. Miss Yang, I was just kidding. Look. It’s midday. I have to take care of the scholar now. I am his goddess now. I want to use my light, my love to nourish his wounded little heart. And of course, my body. Since Shaoyu brought him there, as the owner of the cabin, I have to visit him too, and check if he is good enough for you by the way. No. No, no, no. You can’t go. Why can’t I go? Do you want to hide your lover too? No. Think about it. Although I am a beauty, But compared with you, I am poor. What if he falls in love with you? I think you should remain a nun for the rest of your life. Anyway, there is only Shaoyu in my eyes. Except for me, in your eyes, there is only eye poop. Shaoyu isn’t there. Go away, Okay, okay. Go away, Lord Hong has arrived “Begin” Mighty… My Lord. Please rise. Tell us your names and identities. My name is Wu Liang, I make a living by ferrying. Wu Liang, good name. My name is Zhou De, I want to sue him. Please uphold justice for me, my Lord. Zhou De, tell me exactly what happened. I will uphold justice. I wanted to cross the lake by boat. The price has already been negotiated But in the middle of the lake, this evil boatman wanted to blackmail me. I didn’t agree. He pushed me into the lake. This is murder. If not I don’t swim I would be dead now. Please punish him. Wu Liang, is that true? Lord, I didn’t blackmail him. I didn’t push him into the lake This is slander. Nonsense! You didn’t push me into the lake? Did I jump in by myself? Lord, he did jump in by himself. Wu Liang, Zhou De looks like a normal person. Why would he jump into the lake by himself? Well… Sir, Actually, there are monsters in this lake. It rocked the boat. So he fell into the lake. Stop talking about the demons on the court. I will find out if it’s a ghost or human. If you don’t believe me, Lord, look at my back. Zhou De, how did you get ashore after falling into the lake? I skimmed for more than half an hour to the shore If I hadn’t been strong enough, I would have drowned. Wu Liangfei didn’t save me, instead, he used his mast to chase me away. Nonsense! I was trying to save you. Otherwise, you would have been eaten. You both have insufficient evidence for your different opinions. Go back for now. I will continue to investigate this matter. Yes, sir. Zhang Wei, Luo Meng, Hu Hu, what is that handprint just now? Is there really a ghost? Wu Liang is right. That is indeed a ghost spirit. But based on my intuition, I feel that it was Wu Liang who did this to Zhou De. Oh right. If there really is a ghost, do you want to send it to heaven? No. There are rules in the hell. I can’t intervene. Regardless of the laws of hell, or the law of the human world. As long as he comes out to harm others I can’t just do nothing. How about this? I have to go to the lake to check it out Do you want to go? I… No. I am going to eat. I am not going. You are slacking. Be careful, I will deduct your salary. Deduct salary? I only have that little salary If you deduct me again, I will go on strike completely. You… There’s really nothing I can do against you Forget it if you don’t go. I’ll go by myself. Move aside. Miss, come on. He is there. I’ll deal with it. Why is it so hot? Young man is full of energy. Is it done? Yes. Why hasn’t he woke up yet? Probably indulging in a sweet dream. He must be dreaming about me. Isn’t he handsome? So hot. He is having a fever. Fever? It’s only been one night that he didn’t see me. He is so horny. Are you crazy? Why don’t you get a basin of water to cool him down? I need to go buy him some medicine. Why haven’t they come yet? Wrong route? Impossible… This is their only way after school. They will definitely pass by here. I’m not in a hurry. But, Xiaohui, the fake pregnant woman, can’t hold her pee anymore. Xiaohui, you have to sacrifice this time. I know. Water conquers fire, right? Then among the three of us You are the only one who is an aquatic animal, right? Exactly. Coming, coming. The article we learned today is wonderful. When I grow up, I am going to be someone like Mulan. So I can protect you. Why would you want to be Hua Mulan? In my opinion, you should learn from the Seven Fairies By then, You can also make a lot of delicious food for us. Yes, yes, don’t forget about chicken legs. That’s right, chicken legs. Foodie. Yes. Kids. did you have a good day today? Still thinking about eating? I’ll eat you soon. Steam, boil, braise. These four little chicks are not even enough to fill our teeth. But we can have them as snacks. One more step, I will set you on fire. Xiuyuan, burn them. Burn them. Go on. I will extinguish you. What should I do? What should we do, Xiuyuan? Yan Zhi, don’t you want to be Mulan? Now is your chance, go on. I don’t want to be a snack Besides, Hua Mulan will be scared. What should I do? Don’t be afraid. I’m here. Snacks. Be careful! What is the taste? Sour, coquettish, salty. Lyuji, How is the drink that goes with your snack? Is it delicious? Xiuyuan, fire. She’s out of water, fire. No water. Xiuyuan Game over. Go! You… What are you doing? He said he was cold. I sacrificed myself to help him keep warm. If I had known earlier, I should have bought an extra medicine. What medicine? Brain herb. To cure your brain disease. I… He can cure my illness. Okay, go prepare the herbs. Yes. Water… Water… I’ll get you some water. Sir, please drink some water. Thank you, Miss. You’re welcome, sir. You are Shaoyu’s friend, so you are my friend. This house is simple, I hope you don’t mind it. So you are the owner of this room. Indeed. My name is Cheng Fenglin, Thank you, Miss, for taking me in. When I get my money back I will definitely give the money… You don’t have to worry about money. Just stay here and recuperate. I’m going to see if the medicine is ready. It’s all your fault. We’re all going to dry. I’m almost burnt. What does it have to do with me? It’s Lyuji’s fault. Who else should we blame? You made a mistake. You said you would store water. Where is the water? I made a mistake? Everyone saw it. Were you trying to catch them or to make fun of yourself? The little boy was so fat. But you chose to drink his urine. Oh right. People wanted me to ask you. What does it taste like? Try it yourself if you want to know. You don’t have to look for it, here it is. a century-old pure brew. Get out! Thank you, Miss. Although the medicine was bought by Miss Yang, but it was me who prepared it. Why don’t you thank me? Thank you, Miss. I will never forget your great kindness. No need. Just pay with your body. What? She means… We mean… It’s nothing. Don’t mention it. If I hadn’t met Lord Hong, and you too, I’m afraid, I would have been dead. Sir, you are so elegant. I suppose you must come from a scholarly family, or perhaps from an official family? You are smart, Miss. My great-grandfather was an official in my hometown. In my father’s generation our family failed. I haven’t been able to pass the imperial exam to gain official rank. I am really ashamed. Mr. Cheng, you are indeed a descendant of the officialdom. Excuse us for not serving you well. Don’t say that. You took me in, and offered me food and medicine. I will never forget your kindness. Miss, How about taking Mr. Cheng back with us? The environment there is better, And it’s close. So I won’t need to go so far to deliver food to him. No. I am very grateful to have a place to shelter me from the wind and rain. I am already satisfied. Besides, the scenery by the lake here is beautiful It’s very a good place for rest and recuperation. Mr. Cheng, you are indeed a noble person. I admire you. I was wondering, are you married? I haven’t achieved any fame. I don’t dare to think about it yet. That means you are single. My type. My type. I know. So now I’m helping you now. Please, please. Come on, come on, keep drinking Who is this person? Why is Susu be so nice to him? When did they get together? These damn Luohans are not around. I should catch Susu to blackmail Hong Shaoyu. What a powerful pure Yang energy. what a good chance! I’ve been looking for it. If I can take it, my power will be increased greatly. But, the energy is so powerful It’s hard for me to start. Well. We can’t come to Tiantai County again. We, we, we have to escape overnight. Yeah. This county magistrate and the guy working for him are so wicked. Yes. Right, right, I don’t dare to stay here any longer. Let’s go, let’s go! These two bandits are like running a marathon. So fast When they robbed the prison just now, why didn’t we take action? Don’t be silly. We have to play the long game to catch the big fish. We need to see if they have any criminal gangs They run away. Chase. Stop right there! Stop right there! Stop practicing, Xiaohui. Come play with us. Xiaohui, you look like driving Why can’t I move? I can’t use my magic. I can’t move. I can’t move either. And, I feel so tight in my chest. I… I don’t feel safe. You’ve fallen under my spell. You can’t move for a moment. I just need to move my fingers and you will die. Oh, it’s you. What did you do to us? Yes, why can’t I move? I can use my power. Why should I tell you? You are a monk. How can you be so despicable? Yeah. This is not in line with Buddhist morality. You bastard. Fight us openly. We should treat the enemy by any means necessary. Don’t worry. I won’t kill you. In the worst-case scenario, you will bleed. I’ll faint. Lyuji. If you want to draw blood, knock me out. Why do you need to scare me like this? I, I, Xiaohui, Taking my blood is like killing my parents. Fu Hu. I, I, I… I will kill you. Then I’ll start with you. What’s going on? What’s going on? Nothing. But. This… It’s too cold. Can’t I cover myself up with the quilt? You are cold? Then I will warm you. No need, no need, no need. I’d better stay cold. Alright then. Oh right. The thing you checked recently. How is it going? Nothing. Besides, that’s reasonable. I, Hong Shuai, am the authority. All monsters are scared of me. How dare they show up? Really? Then why is your Yintang black? Black? I must have been too busy with work lately. I forgot to apply a facial mask. I have to go find a beautician and ask about it right away. Bye. These three monsters must hate Fu Hu . While they are fighting, I will enjoy this pure Yang energy. This ghost blood should be able to deal with the light. Why is the cave spinning? This bastard took so much blood from me. I am dizzy. Lyuji, You’ve just had your period. and you are losing too much blood now. You must hold on. Xiaohui, female demons have periods too? Don’t listen to her. She didn’t watch animal world carefully when she was little. I just cooperate with her and cry a little bit. Can I not faint after losing so much blood? I am lucky that I didn’t die. Fortunately, my hematopoiesis is strong. In a few days I’ll be recovered again. Xiaohui, your chest muscles are so strong. Are you blind? My blood. My parents. Fu Hu. You took my blood. I will kill you. No way. He took so much blood from us. We can’t just let it go. Let’s go. Where are we going? We need to fight for the demon’s pride. Kill him. Xiang’er. Miss, Miss, You… What are you doing with this quilt? I… Mr. Cheng is sick, you know. And I thought he is alone in the suburbs. And it’s kind of cold. So I want to bring him another quilt. Oh, I see. just ask someone to send it over. No. Everyone is busy for a day. I can do this. I guess you don’t just want to send a quilt, right? I’ll send warmth. Warmth? I’m afraid you’ll eat him. How could I eat him? I’m being brave for love. I won’t hesitate, you know. I don’t want to regret it later. Right? By the way, Miss Yang. Your food is ready. I put it over there. I’ll ask them to send it to your room. I’m going to send warmth now. Bye. Hey. Be careful. Don’t stay too late. It’s a group gang. That is a lot of credit. Patient. Okay. Get out of my way if you are smart enough. Open your fucking eyes. Look carefully. Do we look like ordinary people? Come on, I’ll give you a chance. Call me sir and call them Madam. Then kowtow a hundred times I’ll consider keeping your dead body complete. How dare you. Monsters. Let’s go! Lyuji, This blood tastes really good. Sir. Madam. No, no, no, Miss. Please let me go I’m a good person. You are? We only kill good people No, no, no, I am a bad person. I burned, killed, and plundered. I do all kinds of evil. I have sores all over my body. I’m can’t be worse. Then I should kill you and make the world a better place. No. So ugly. This tongue look like Lyuji’s? Damn girl. Can’t you shut up with your mouth full? Lyuji, it’s just a tongue. Eveybody has a tongue You two, stop. Aren’t we going to kill? Let’s go. Killing people. Looks like there’s more blood to drink. Wait a moment. Not bad, not bad, not bad. Nice written. this, this, and this are all well written. How? I’m writing. Don’t disturb me. Fine. Go on. I can’t understand it anyway. You can’t affect me. Then why did you say good? I was encouraging you to write even better. You… Lor… What’s up? Mon… Monsters? Right, right, Calm down. What happened? Monster. Too slow. Act it. Monsters kill people Where? The western suburbs? Hu Hu, let’s go. It’s too dangerous there. You’ll only cause trouble. Let me go. Hu Hu, Lord, please don’t go. It’s really dangerous. Alright, I hope Hu Hu can handle them. Dear scholar, here I come. Hold on, What little slut is this? Where are you going? Yes. Why have you changed your color again? Mon… Mon… You can’t even speak well We are called demons. Xiaohui, you are great. Monsters. Don’t you sleep at night? What are you doing here? It’s night. What would we sleep? It’s a waste of time. Besides, If we sleep, how can we meet you, delicious food? I’m not. Hong Shaoyu is. Go to him. I don’t taste good. I don’t taste good. I just like to eat you. Lord Hong is here. Chase, Xiao Feng. You can’t run away. Hold on, No, no, no. Don’t hurt me. I know you, Mr. Xiao Feng. You have cute wise teeth. We danced together before. Please, don’t hurt me. I’m still a little girl. I have many goals unaccomplished. Oh? I’m curious now. What are your goals? How about this? We give you a chance now. Share with us all your goals. If they are interesting, we will let you go. Really? Yes. My goals are, Marry a rich handsome man. Become the hostess of a family. Have a lot of maids, and handsome male servants. I want fancy clothes, exquisite jewelry. I want delicious meals as well as snacks. I like shopping. I want to buy all kinds of earrings and necklaces. Stop, stop, stop. You are even more of a daydreamer than Zhang Xiaohui. Exactly. You… Listen up, your dreams are unrealistic. So be our food. I… Didn’t you say I can leave if I tell you my dreams? I just did. Bye. No. Listen. the reality is cruel Um, what, um, and you If you dare to be merciful, I’ll take action. Wait a minute, wait a minute! Before I die, can I voice out a small wish? You… It won’t take long Just one wish. One. Kill me later. Miss Yang, Xiao Hu, Dear Scholar, I will conquer you in my next life. I’m going to die now. As if you’ve ever conquered me. Mr. Hu, You are here. No kiss. Damn Luohan, give us blood back. Smelly monk, we are three, why you beat me alone all the time? Smelly? Mr. Hu smells very good from head to toe. You guys have an immoderate life. Something must have rotten in your stomach. You make me sick and vomit. You wanna die? Wait a moment. Hold on, He was born to be a prime minister. No wonder he has such powerful pure Yang Qi But now it’s mine. It’s you! Let’s go! Water ghost. How dare you ruin my business? Let’s go! Go. It’s safer to be in the water. I’m afraid. What? Come up. Stop. Stop. Stop. Don’t let me down. A little longer Your forehead is dark and your fortune is weak. Don’t go out recently. No. How could I meet you if I don’t go out? Besides, With your protection, I am not afraid. Mr. Hu, your chest is so strong. It feels so safe. You lied. Damn. You look so good but so useless. You can’t even run with a girl on you. Run? I was warming up. Now, let’s have a real battle. Fu Hu How are you going to fight us? Zhang Xiaohui, you are so dirty. You are. You are. If you want to fight, then fight Shut up. Yea. Mr. Hu is very powerful. Mr. Hu, you are still the most handsome. I won’t like that scholar anymore. You are still my idol. Listen. Don’t bully my idol. Although you have three and we have two people, we are not afraid. Three.. three against one. I’m helping out. Fight, fight, fight them. Don’t be afraid. Fight. Three against one? Bo Bo, Jiao Jiao, Time to show up. Damn Luohan. Where did you learn to bluff? Where are they? Fortunately, you didn’t take special care of me. Why are you so late? I’ve been chased by them for a long time. There is a traffic restriction on land, sea, and air today. We came from the underground. Yea. We both came here after taking a shower. Just in time. Shameless You are shameless. You bully us with more force. Can’t we make a false attack? Yea. False attack? That was a sneak attack. Sneak attack? Do it too if you can. I promise not to scold you. Shut up. We demons have dignity too. We can’t just attack casually. Yes. Sisi… Si… What are you doing? Sisi… Are you sick? Sisi… Didn’t you say you wouldn’t make a sneak attack? Do you believe in a demon? Let me go. Why do you curse? I said I won’t scold you I didn’t say I wouldn’t curse you. I am angry. Sisi, kill them. Okay. Who are you? My name is Yun Zhongtian I am a resident of the lake. of the lake. Don’t be afraid I won’t hurt you. Why did you save me? As the saying goes, helping others is the source of happiness. Besides, I was also a scholar back then. When I saw you I felt like seeing myself back then. So I saved you. if it happened again I definitely won’t save you. The monster beat me so much that my chest still hurts. How are you? Are you okay? I caused you trouble. Let me call you Mr. Yun Mr. Yun, I will never forget your great kindness. No need. But, Cheng Fenglin. It’s not safe here. You’d better leave. I think that monster will come back again Thank you, Mr. Yun. Tomorrow, I will buy some paper money and burn it to you. So as to thank you for saving my life. No need. I don’t need it. But, if you have food and wine, don’t forget to call me. Of course. I will never forget you. How are you? That monster is really powerful He hurt my soul Why are you laughing? I finally felt the time to transfer the position. Transfer? What is that? Looking for a scapegoat Mr. Yun! I need to take care of my old father. Don’t kill me. Don’t kill me Alright, Don’t worry. You are a good boy I won’t make you my scapegoat. Thirty years. The chance has finally arrived Mr. Yun, why does it take so long? Because… I committed suicide. My life wasn’t yet. I have to stay in the water until it is over. Only then can I go reincarnate. But there are only three chances. Of course, Only I can sense them. Did you commit suicide? Mr. Yun, you are such a generous person. Why did you commit suicide? I… Long story. I’ll tell you later. Stuck in this water for thirty years, you must be lonely. Do you want to come down and accompany me? Mr. Yun, no. Why hasn’t Hu Hu come back yet? Lord Hong. Xiang’er Did something happen to Susu? Did something happen to Susu? Yes. No, no, no Tell me what’s going on Well… Mr. Hu was captured What? Thank you, Miss Sisi. without you, we won’t capture these three cute boys. Wonderful. We won. We got three. Now we have enough Luohan blood. Can you please pay attention to your hygiene? My soldiers will clean them well. Then we’ll marinate them. That must be great. Damn monsters, is this how you treat handsome guys? And tough guys. Yea. Damn monsters. Do you want to eat us? Be careful of your teeth. Amitabha Buddha. My dear, too much meat is not healthy for your brain and heart. It will cause obesity, hyperlipidemia, hypertension, and coronary heart disease. Besides, we have too many hormones. You may get acne after eating us. So I suggest you guys to be vegetarian. Acne? I fought against it for ten years I don’t want to have acne anymore It’s so scary. What’s so scary? I only drink blood. I won’t get acne. You stinky monsters do it quickly. Cut the craps. Yea, why are you talking so much? Come. You are so open-minded. So open-minded. one two three. four Ah Hu, It’s my turn. My tenderness will melt the steel. Gosh. Can you brush your teeth more often? This smell is worse than durian. Shut up. It stinks. Be careful, I will drain your blood We have three Luohans now. Whose blood should I suck first? My choice phobia is annoying. Take your time. Don’t stop me from learning from these three cute boys. Luohan Golden Body. I haven’t even sucked the blood yet. Why bleeding? What a loss. I’m going to suck more blood later on. Disgusting. I can’t stand it anymore. I can’t concentrate to maintain our golden body. I can’t do it either. Amitabha Buddha. The heart Sutra says, desire is emptiness. Emptiness is desire. It seems that I need more cultivation. Together. Mr. Yun needs a scapegoat, so someone will drown. A good person can’t watch people in danger without saving them. But if I intervene, Mr. Yun won’t be able to reincarnate. What should I do? Mr. Cheng, you know I am coming, so you are waiting for me, right? Miss Xiang’er. Cheng Gongzi From now on, can I call you Baby Cheng? That sounds more intimate. Look, I brought you food and wine. Let’s talk and enjoy them. By the way. Miss Xiang’er. I’ve been sitting quietly indoors all day long. I want to go for a walk. I prefer to eat later. Does he want to date me? I can’t let him take the initiative Baby Cheng, do you want to go shopping? I know which street is interesting. I’ll take you there. Do not bother. Miss Xiang’er. I want to go out for a walk by myself. And I prefer quieter place. Quieter place? Me too. I know where is the quietest place The lake is quiet. Let’s go there. No need, Let’s go, let’s go! We will be there in a second. I prefer not, Xiang’er Come. Come. Miss Xiang’er. Stop. Stop here. Okay? Here. Let’s talk. Let’s talk. It’s quiet here. It’s really quiet. Really quiet. Sit down, sit down. It was fun chatting by the lake. Come on, sit down Sit down. Come on, sit down Hurry up. Come on, come on I am falling. I am falling. I am falling. Miss Xiang’er. Miss Xiang’er, please hold on. I’m looking for something to save you. Are you scared? I can swim. Miss Xiang’er, stop messing around. Come up. Help me. Help me and I’ll come up. Okay. Come on, come on, come on Miss Xiang’er, please stop. Come up. Someone is pulling me. Someone is pulling me in the water. Someone is pulling you? Let her go. Don’t hurt her. Miss Xiang’er. Saved me, right? Saved me, right? Miss Xiang’er. Run. Run. You… What are you doing? Take off the clothes Do you want to be wet? Quick, quick, untie it for me. Help me. No, I don’t have women’s clothing here. Go back. What? No. You want to run? Okay. Miss Xiang’er. I got you. Miss Xiang’er, don’t do this. Where are you going? Miss Xiang’er. Don’t run. Go! Where are you going? Where are you going? Go! Go! Where are you taking me? Let’s go outside. Outside. It’s nice outside. Let’s go now. What fun place is there at night? Run. Run. Conference of Buddha and Demon. Help! How dare these monsters bully my brothers like this? I got it. What’s that weird smells? It smells like shit. Something is drilling in my stomach Ouch. Zhang Xiaohui. It hurts so much. Zhang Xiaohui, did you poop? I need the toilet now. Damn. How are you doing, Xiao Hu? Ah Long, you are finally here. We are almost tortured to death. Ah Long, open this. It’s so uncomfortable. Come. Quickly! Try harder. Go. Try harder. Hurry up. What’s going on? Hurry up. What’s happening? So tight. Yes. Is this the raw material of the god rope? My legs are weak. Luohan blood is so delicious. Yea. Even if I have to crawl, I will take more of it. Same. Someone is taking our food. Beat him. go, go, go! Come on. Ah Long Fight! What is so disgusting? Chase. Run! Where are you taking me? Baby Scholar, where are we going? Somewhere fun? Are we going for fun? That way It turns out you like such exciting activities. If I had known earlier, I would have run away with you. I’m so happy. Come. No, no, no. This way Where are we going? Where are we going? There is no road ahead. I know! We have to climb up, right? Exciting. So exciting! I haven’t played such an exciting game in a long time Please, please, let her go. Please, please, let her go Please. Never let me go. Don’t let me go, you know? I beg you. I beg you. I will take you home. Mr. Yun! Do you even care about me? You are ruining my transfer for a woman. I am so disappointed in you. No, Mr. Yun. Miss Xiang’er saved my life. How can I be ungrateful? She saved you. What about me? I don’t mean that, Mr. Yun. Since that’s the case, Take me, but let her go. Are you sure? That’s the only way to repay both of your kindness. Okay. Since this is the case, I’ll grant your wish. This… Bro, my favorite thing in the world are wine and meat. And my favorite people are those who are grateful and just. You are both. I didn’t misjudge you. Come. drink with me. Mr. Yun. But this time I… Don’t blame yourself. I have two more chances. I have been there for thirty years. I don’t mind a few more days. Okay. I apologize, Mr. Yun. Here is for you. Okay. My dear friend, you are a good man. Come. Here is for you. Come. Drink. Previously, You said that you committed suicide. I don’t understand, from what I know about you, you doesn’t sound like something you would do. I passed the imperial examination that year. I got number 2 in literature and number 1 in martial arts My whole family celebrated for me. My wife was pregnant for several months. She was about to give birth. We were surrounded by good news. However, that day. I went to visit my classmates. When I came back, I found a group of thieves robbed my house and set a fire. My parents and wife all died in the fire. My family was burned into ashes I broke into the den of thieves in anger. I killed forty-six bandits. Father, Mother. Yu’er. Wait for me. These damn thieves are so heartless. I am sorry for you, Mr. Yun. This thing had been buried in my heart for thirty years. I have never been able to let it go. These damn thieves are so heartless. I am sorry for you, Mr. Yun. This thing had been buried in my heart for thirty years. I have never been able to let it go. Mr. Yun, if I were you, I will make the same choice. No. You are wrong. I was wrong too. Because I committed suicide, my family has no one to commemorate their death. And because I committed suicide, I can’t be reincarnated. I stayed in the water alone for more than thirty years. As the saying goes, the living leave, and the dead return, the live remember, and the dead in peace. So… No one should commit suicide. Suicides will bring bad consequences. That makes sense, Mr. Yun. Let’s drink. Okay. Mr. Yun, Here is for you. I wish you reincarnate as a human soon. Okay. Come. Thank you. Finally finished. Will Shaoyu like it? Miss. Miss, Miss! Miss! Miss! Are you alright? Why are you soaked? I just talked to my scholar baby. We had a romantic open-air bath. Open-air bath? Go change your clothes. Or you will catch a cold. Miss. In my heart, there is a fire. I can’t control it. I don’t care about colds anymore. Do you understand? What are those shoes? Oh right. Do they look good? Do you think Shaoyu will like them? The shoes themselves are quite nice. But why are you sending him shoes? Wouldn’t it be better to give him other luxuries? You don’t understand. There is meaning behind the shoes. I wish my man be a down-to-earth person, a real man. A real man. I like it. Xiang’er, Xiang’er, Xiang’er! Crazy. I’ve wanted to go for a long time Yea. Ah Liang, Ah Qing, can you please hurry up? Wait for a moment. Can you be more productive? We are going to help Mr. Wang with farm work. We don’t have to work so early, right? Yes. I couldn’t sleep last night. Right. I guess Mr. Wang hasn’t even gotten up yet. Not everyone is as lazy as you. Alright. Stop it. Let’s go. Mr. Wang has no relatives. Let’s go earlier so we can help him with more work. Alright, alright. Hong Shaoyu knows how to teach. These kids are kind. Oh no! My spell is about to expire. Ah Hu is going to lose blood again. My dear. Master, why are you here? Would you like to set fire with me? Sure. But, I need to help Mr. Wang with farm work today. Amitabha Buddha. You can do good things at any time. Now go set fire with me. Let’s go! Brilliant. Uncle Hong, I want to go too. We want to set fire too. That’s great. Go away, You little one, go play. Go help that Mr. Wang. Be good. Xiuyuan, let’s go. Go. Ah Qing, Yan Zhi. Don’t you want to have a look? Why don’t we follow them secretly? Okay, okay, It must be something good that they don’t want us to know. We will go secretly. Yes. Yan Zhi, are you going? I… Of course, I am. Let’s go. How is it going? Did you enjoy the diarrhea? How dare you come back? Despicable. You drugged me. And it was such a great dose. Yes. All eight of my legs are weak. I told you to choose pickled. You won’t listen. You deserve it. Ladies and gentlemen, how are your bellies? You are the culprit. That’s right, it’s me. Come and catch me. Beat him. Beat him. Don’t run, stop, don’t run Xiuyuan! Why are you here? Yes. Master asked me to save you. Save us? We have tried more than a hundred methods but to no avail. How are you going to release us? I don’t know if I can. Master told me to run away after setting the fire. Set fire? Stop, stop. Stop. Stop. Kill him! Why did you stop? Monsters. how is my trick? How many scores can I get? Score? Listen. My cobwebs are made from innate treasures Even the most powerful god won’t break free from it. You are quite confident. What about the fire of Samadhi? Fire of Samadhi? Oh no! Luohan Overturning Seal! Stop running. Hu Hu, Stop chasing. You guys lost too much blood. Go rest. Fortunately, I have the blood-enhancing drug. Golden Luohan brand. Come. Jiao Jiao. I’ll take a sip first. You… That’s not nice. I lost so much blood I must get it back. My body has been defiled by monsters. I am going back to Luohan Lake and bath in it. Oh, Ah Long, Ah Hu. Would you like to join? Sure, sure. Sure sure? Forget about it. We have a lot of things to handle. You’d better focus on your work. Don’t run around, you know? Xiuyuan! Lord Hong. Where are you Lord Hong, Xiuyuan. Lord Hong, where are you? Where are you? Weird. I saw them here just now. Maybe you saw it wrong? No way. I saw them going this way. Who are you? Who are you? I am a spider fairy. Spider fairy? I was a little injured just now You guys are just enough to replenish my energy. No. Don’t eat us. Xiuyuan, where are you? Whose idea was it? Stand out. You asked us to follow. You didn’t have to follow. Help, help, help. Xiuyuan, help. Xiuyuan, help. Oh no! Yan Zhi is in danger. It’s the monsters again. Let’s take a break. It seems no one is following up. You’re right. We almost got to eat the Luohans. What a pity! Xiang Long is not only powerful but also witty. We lost to him again. But we have to bully the weakest. We should go all out to deal with that little brat Li Xiuyuan. Are you stupid? You are quite stupid Is he the weakest? He is the trickiest. That fire boy is so scary. I tremble whenever I think of that fire. I got a tip. Come here! Lyuji, you are smoking. Smoking. You too. Stop. Run! Help! Let us go. Monster. Please don’t eat us. I haven’t taken a shower for a long, long, long time. I’m full of bacteria. It’s very bad for your health to eat me. Don’t worry. I promise to wash you very carefully, and marinate you with all sorts of spices. What spices? Eighty kinds of spices. For example, poisonous spider, poisonous centipede. Poisonous toad. Poisonous… Please don’t eat us, we are just kids. Monster, let us go. Otherwise, Xiuyuan will burn you with fire. Burn you. Burn you. Stubborn. Then I’ll eat you first Xiuyuan, Xiuyuan, Xiuyuan! Xiuyuan. Come over. Monster, stop. The fire of Samadhi! Let’s die together. Xiuyuan! Xiuyuan! You… Xiuyuan! Xiuyuan, Xiuyuan, Xiuyuan! wake up. Xiuyuan, how are you doing? Xiuyuan, Xiuyuan, Xiuyuan! What’s up? What should I do? How are you? Xiuyuan, wake up! Xiuyuan, Xiuyuan, Xiuyuan! Xiuyuan, Xiuyuan, Xiuyuan! Now, you know how powerful I am, right? Serve me when you go back. You can’t swim. Why did you jump into the water? Are you idiots? I’d rather be drowned than be burned. It must be that little bastard Li Xiuyuan. I’ll teach him a lesson. Are you okay? I saw you come out of the water. Take the towel. Don’t get a cold. What a handsome guy. Well… My whole body is wet now. Is this beautiful house your home? Yes. Then can I go in and change clothes? Well… I am quite weak. If I catch a cold, it will take a long time to get better. Cute boy. Do we look like we will catch a cold? You… You guys are monsters. Water ghost. How dare you come out in broad daylight? And you are wearing white clothes like me. Why don’t I dare? I’ll be fine if I am in the water. Come in if you dare. Mr. Yun, run. They are monsters. It’s okay. Xiaohui, you will deal with the things from water. I am immune to all water spells. Go to hell. What is this? What kind of mask is this? What brand? Xiaohui, You look so beautiful now. But.. It really stinks. What the hell is this? Xiaohui, Untie us too. What the hell is this? Let me tell you. This is sludge in the water. It’s just mud, you know? There are dead animals and rotten plants as well as junk left by human beings. Plastic bottles, iron bottles, cans. All sorts of things. Xiaohui, is this what octopus ink made of? I see. Xiaohui, take more. You are the best garbage machine Yes. The sea is very clean There isn’t the mess you talked about. This is a holy product of beauty. People go abroad to buy them. We have it here. Do you want more? Retreat! Mr. Yun, Mr. Yun, Mr. Yun, Thank you, Mr. Yun. No problems. Although I’m in the water, I can’t stay long in broad daylight. Be careful, you know? Thank you, Mr. Yun. Thank you, Mr. Yun. Congratulations, Lord, for solving another case. Yes, yes. Lord Hong has solved many strange cases up to now. We are all proud of you. You are our idol. We will… Alright, This case is karma and retribution. These two thieves have done many evil things. they should take the consequences. Being an official, I am just doing what is right. I only hope that Tiantai County will be more peaceful. So people can live a happy life. You are right, my lord. We will keep your words in mind and take good care of the people. We will do all we can to help the people. Enough, you two sycophants. One pair for Mr. Hu and one pair for the little scholar. Double investment. One must work. Why am I so smart? I ask the lady to make two pairs of shoes. Who knows that the little scholar is her nephew. If that’s the case… Can’t I just ask the lady to match us up? Why am I so lucky? I’m coming. He will love the shoes I designed it for him myself. My shoes My baby Cheng. Gosh! Accident. You’d better not wear them. It’s okay. Give it them to me. I like them very much. But… What’s the matter? They are both for left feet. I know. Why don’t you make two for the right feet? Then there will be two pairs. No need to be so… I don’t mind. Giving them to me. No, no, So stingy. There is one for you too. There is one for you too. Really? Where is it? Where is he? Xiang’er has prepared a pair for you Miss. The shoes. Miss Yang. Okay. Oh no. What? What’s wrong? Where are the shoes? Lost. My shoes? No, no, My baby scholar was taken away by a ghost. What? Here, here. This is where it happened. I walked here, and then, a big black shadow flew over and took my baby away. Have you seen what the shadow is? It happened so suddenly. I didn’t see anything. Hu Hu, could it be a water ghost? Possibly. But, We have to check first. Strange. What? The water ghost is not here Not here? Did he take my scholar baby away? Impossible… Water ghost will not leave the place where they died. Alright, Susu, Xiang’er, go back. Hu Hu and I will check. What do you want to do? What a delicious cake. I don’t know where should I start. Help! Help! I’ll suck all your blood and you won’t be able to scream anymore. Mr. Yun, come with me. Mr. Yun! Mr. Yun! Mr. Yun, leave me alone. Go. Mr. Yun, go. Damn, you ruined my things twice. Go to hell. Don’t hurt him. You will die too. So stop worrying about him. When I recover, I will teach you a good lesson. Can’t be wrong. There is a ghostly energy here. Water ghost. It’s a water ghost. You can see me? How dare you? You have been hurting people on the boat and now you are doing it on the land. How dare you? No. I never push anyone into the water The boatman wants to harm the person on board. I saved them. Are you trying to fool me? Do I look like an idiot? I don’t believe you. I… Hu Hu, I see. What he said is true. How do you know? Zhou De didn’t lie Wu Liang was wicked. Zhou De could escape because someone helped him. And there was a ghost fingerprint on Zhou De’s back. He should be telling the truth. Even so. What are you doing on land? I, Yun Zhongtian, never do evil things. I’m here to save someone. Saving someone? Whom? A very powerful demon took Cheng Fenglin away. I came here to save Cheng Fenglin but was injured by the demon. Now my soul is damaged So I have no way to save him. Cheng Fenglin was captured by a demon? Yes. You guys seem to be something. I beg you to save Cheng Fenglin. He is a good man. Don’t worry. We are here to save him. Where is he? In the cave not far ahead. Let’s go. Hu Hu, wait a minute. Since he was injured to save Fenglin. Help him. Easy. Take this Buddha light, and you will recover. Thank you. Go. I hope they can save Fenglin. Help out. Xiuyuan! Xiuyuan, are you feeling better? Yan Zhi, Xiuyuan, has the god of fire in him. he is not as fragile as you think. Xiuyuan! Xiuyuan, Xiuyuan, Xiuyuan! How are you, Xiuyuan? Xiuyuan, are you okay? Sit down. Are you alright? How are you, Xiuyuan? Xiuyuan, are you okay? Xiuyuan Ghost ghost ghost Ghost! Run. Go! Yan Zhi, run. What do you want to do? Don’t eat Xiuyuan. Am I that scary? Who said ghosts like to eat people? People like to spread lies. Little girl, if I want to eat him, why don’t you run? I’ll eat you too. If you want to eat Xiuyuan eat me too. Xiuyuan! Help! This kid has Buddha light. He will achieve extraordinary things in the future Anyway, I’m about to transfer. I haven’t used the Buddha light they gave me. Why don’t I do him this favor? What do you want to do? Xiuyuan! Xiuyuan! Xiuyuan! You saved me. It turns out you wanted to save Xiuyuan. Thank you then. Thank you for saving me. You have thanked me a lot. If you really want to thank me, get me some good wine and food. and send it to me by the river. Good food. Quickly! It seems that the ghost is gone. Go back. Hurry up. Is Xiuyuan okay? This ghost is good, right? I was freaked out. You guys are ghosts too. Why? What? You two are Coward ghost. Seriously. Yeah. It’s too dark now. Let’s go back. Slow down, your Xiuyuan. Please slow down, Xiuyuan. Let’s go, let’s go! Miss, sit, sit, sit Hey. I’m so annoyed. Could you please be quiet? I have a colorful world in my heart How can you ask me to calm down? It’s a pity that the little fat in the mouth just ran away No, I mean my little scholar baby. Don’t worry. with Shaoyu and Mr. Hu, your little scholar baby will be fine. How can I not worry? Mr. Hu went to save the little scholar. What if Mr. Hu is also captured? Then I’ll lose both. You’re right. So, do you care more about Mr. Hu or your little baby? In my heart Mr. Hu is brave and handsome, Baby is innocent and pure. I like both of them. If you have to choose one, who do you choose? Choose one… Choose one… Then I’d better choose dull Hu Hu. He is more important in my heart. But I , the beauty, have been pester him for quite a while. He is still indifferent. I think you’ve put your whole self into it. Alright. it’s your thing. Think about it carefully. What should I do? You don’t look like a bad person. Why don’t you let me go? We can drink and talk happily. Isn’t it good? You’ve been talking for so long. It turns out you just want to be good friends with me. Indeed. I don’t know if you want to. So… But it doesn’t matter. I like to stab people in the back. Hey, don’t suck it from my mouth this time. How about somewhere else? Lord Hong. Your legs are so powerful What? Let’s not talk later. I’m going to chase him. Send Fenglin home. This monster has committed crimes many times. I must catch him. Go. Why don’t you run? Legs are on me I can run whenever I want to It’s none of your business. Then I’ll break your legs. I placed a restraint on Fenglin. No one can undo it without my casting. I advise you to return Cheng Fenglin to me as soon as possible. That’s easy. I just need to catch you. Then things would be easier. Can you catch me now? I’ll show you my true strength. Don’t be so arrogant. This pure Yang energy is really powerful Although I’ve taken only part of it, my power has increased a lot. No time to delay. The first thing is to save Cheng Fenglin. Bros, sneak attack. We can do it. Do the… Mean. Amitabha Buddha. Hey, are stupid? Look at your big mouth. If you can’t win, shout. Look at your long legs. If you can’t hold on, run. Where? Where? OK. Seriously, how is he? Not very well. This scholar was born Yang year, Yang month, Yang day, and at the Yang time. He was born to be a Pure Yang. He has a strong pure Yang energy in his body. But these monsters have already sucked most of it. That’s right. As long as he writes more articles the pure Yang energy will grow back slowly. But now, the key is there is a restriction in his body. If it’s forcibly broken he will die. What should we do? Is there no other solution? There is, actually. And that is to find someone who also has a pure Yang body. Only his blood could break this spell. But this type of people is rare. We have cast a spell to suppress the restriction in his body. He will wake up after a while. But now, it’s urgent to find this pure Yang person. That won’t be easy. Let’s see what god has for him. No. We have to try. To thank Mr. Yun for saving my life, I am sorry to bother you all. Don’t say that. We brought a lot of delicious food. It should be enough for him for several days. Yes, even I want to try some. No. They are tributes. You can’t eat them. What are you doing? Master. A water ghost saved my life. So I bought a lot of delicious food to thank him. Well done. People should be grateful. I have an idea. You startled me. What do you want to say? Pure Yang Qi. Who else could have more pure Yang Qi than Xiuyuan? Yeah! Master, what is pure Yang Qi? Come here, Xiuyuan. Listen to me. Mr. Cheng was injured by a monster. Only pure yang blood can save him. Are you willing to donate some blood to save his life? Donate some blood? Will it affect Xiuyuan? Yeah! It won’t be a big deal But… you will be weak for a while, Xiuyuan. Yes, I’d like to. I am so proud of you. Oh right, Xiuyuan. I remember, don’t you have a lot of Wuji Baifeng Pills at home? You can eat some. They are very helpful. Susu. Shaoyu, Shaoyu. What are you thinking about? I’m listening to your heartbeat. Listen carefully. Isn’t it very strong? It’s so loud. Why did it race? Of course. I am hugging a beautiful woman. Of course, it will race. I don’t think so. You must be thinking about something dirty. No. I’m thinking about great things that will last forever Really? You are thinking about your cases while holding me? Just kidding. I am thinking of you. I think about the case once in a while. Oh right. How is Mr. Cheng? How is he now? He is fine. He will be recovered in a few days. Miss Yang. Miss Yang. Xiang’er. What happened? My baby scholar woke up.
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