【완결】현대 소녀가 고대로 시간 여행해 곧 죽을 800근 대비만녀가 되다?!위기 탈출하며 잘생긴 남편을 만난 그녀, 그를 하늘처럼 애지중지!그런데 그가 바로 조선 태자였다?!

【완결】현대 소녀가 고대로 시간 여행해 곧 죽을 800근 대비만녀가 되다?!위기 탈출하며 잘생긴 남편을 만난 그녀, 그를 하늘처럼 애지중지!그런데 그가 바로 조선 태자였다?!

To deal with Zhang Wanzhen’s seduction of a married man, follow the ancestral precepts and bring it out in season . Choke him to death, choke him to death , choke him to death , choke him to death, choke him to death , choke him to death , choke him to death, choke him to death , choke him to death , choke him to death, choke him to death , choke him to death , he chokes … Let me take a look at you. Okay, quickly notify the villagers to fill the golden pig cage with gold. Oh my God, I traveled through time. Where did you come from? Haha, time to time, time to time, folks , this fat woman is dead, we will divide her family’s food, and we won’t have to go hungry anymore. OK , OK, OK, village chief, I’m sorry , I really can’t lift it, okay? You little dog, you useless thing, if you don’t let me out, I will do it myself , don’t even think about it. Fellow villagers , should such an indecent woman be drowned in the pond? She should, should, should, fellow villagers , such an indecent woman , I am an independent woman of the 21st century, how can I be controlled by Huang Yang, who you created ? Li Xian, what are you doing ? Let me go, I’m the village chief , and you covet my food, and you and the villagers want to kill me , are you worthy of being the village chief? Oh, oh , oh, oh , bye Bye, you stinky bitch . Catch this bitch for me. Catch that bitch for me quickly . Catch me. Do you still want to eat food? Captain, are you okay? Do you take me as stupid? Kill you. Aren’t all the food ours? As expected , they all came for the food. No wonder they all eat like this. If it were me, I would also rush to kill. If you kill me, you can only get a little food. We have a cellar full of food hidden. If you let me go, all the food will belong to you. Judging from your figure, the stored food in your home must be indispensable. Are you really willing to give us all the food? Of course I can’t, but I’m not doing this to save my life . Okay, then we will trust you again , bitch . Hurry up and stop pushing . You will leave by yourself. You just wait here and I will get it for you. Don’t play tricks on me . Hey, you threw away this broken thing. This is the vegetable I bought. The corn, potatoes, sweet potatoes, and tomatoes actually traveled through as well. Hey
, hey, where did they hide the food? Hmm uh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh Huh, why is it all empty ? It’s all empty, ah ha, you ‘re done , you fat woman. Are you okay? You won’t steal anything in there, right? Come in. It’s all empty. Damn, catch that bitch. But fortunately, there are these treasures. There will be plenty of opportunities to make a fortune in the future . Hahaha , your majesty, please bear with it . Your majesty , this Yang Guo is so insidious that he took advantage of the famine in our Song Han to launch a surprise attack. There is a village ahead to save the world. You take the boat people to evacuate first . Yes, your highness . There is a shelter prepared in advance on the top of the mountain. Your highness , you go and recuperate first . I will pick you up in a few days. Wow, where is the house on this mountain? It looks pretty good. Hehehe, is there anyone there? It seems that no one is there . Hehe , then this will be it in the future My home , haha. This place must be comfortable to live in. Haha . Oh, I used to be a beautiful woman with a curvy figure. I have to lose all this fat and become beautiful. It seems that these crops don’t exist in this dynasty. If I grow these crops , I will make a fortune . Haha. Wow, there’s even a kitchen here . Haha. Wow. Hehe. There’s rice. Haha . There’s even noodles . Haha. I like this place more and more . Haha. Oh, the porridge will have to wait for a while . Go take a shower first. Ji Shi, you’ve been thoughtful this time. Don’t slander me. I ‘ll give you 100 yuan for just one dish . You know you’ve got that thing that makes the girls all weak you know exactly what you doWhen did the technician understand this kind of mood? Bellyband documentary What did you do for me? These are the clothes you prepared for me. How come there is not even a soap ? There won’t be any water monsters, right? Who are you? Oh my god, with this look, this figure, this muscular man, Bodhisattva, haha, village woman, what are you looking at? Get out of here quickly. This is obviously my taro. Why are you asking me to get out ? Your taro. This is obviously my house . What? Your house, the whole mountain is mine. This is not me. I ‘ll beat you to death, you dead pervert , beat you to death, listen to my explanation, dead pervert, listen to my explanation . That’s enough. I think you are a village woman who is unruly and ignorant. Get out of here quickly now, and I won’t bother with you. First, my name is Zhang Wan. Second , this is my taro. Third, I should say this to you. How can this unruly village woman be so strong? You are injured. There is poison on the sword . How do you know you are a doctor ? But I have treated my dog ​​before. You should be able to pull out an arrow. How dare you compare me with a dog? And I warn you not to touch me. Then you decide whether to treat it or not. If you don’t, I’m afraid this arm will be lost. So treat it if you want. I am a man of eight feet tall, but I am a weakling. How dare this unruly village woman treat me so casually? I am awake. The eight-foot-tall boy woke up and quickly got up to settle the accounts. Now forget about it with Zhou. My potatoes, sweet potatoes, and tomatoes are used for farming. How are you going to compensate me? What about soil and potatoes ? They are just some worthless wild fruits that I have never heard of? Just tell me how much you want, as well as my accommodation and medical expenses . You are still getting ahead of me. Let me say it again. This house is mine . Your house is written with your name. If you call him, will he agree? You are a shameless woman. Pay me. I only want one hundred thousand taels. I will give it to you. Yes, uh , I’ll give it to you in a few days. You don’t have money, why are you pretending to be a rich man? Look at you being so arrogant. Do you think you are the prince? I am this shrew. My origins are unknown. I have to stay here to recuperate. I must not reveal my identity. I am arrogant . It’s okay if I don’t have money. You have a good-looking face and a decent figure. Then stay and be my husband-in -law. Use your body to grow slowly. What do you want to do? How difficult is that? Do you want me to chop wood ? No, I also have to carry water, farm, weed, and fertilize. These are all your jobs. I don’t run a charity. As my husband-in-law, even if you are the king of heaven, you have to work and chop wood . Hahaha, whether it’s sunny or rainy, I think you can do it. You want to threaten me? Do it well and I won’t treat you badly. If you have the opportunity to go home in the future, your parents will definitely be pleased to see that you are so capable . If my father knew about it, I ‘m afraid your entire clan would be destroyed. If my injury hadn’t healed yet, I wouldn’t have let you, a man, be so rampant. In ancient times, Goujian slept on firewood and tasted gall. Today, I, Yue Heng, chop wood to pay off my debts. The day I take the army up the mountain in time is the day I will cut you, a shrew, into pieces. I, Yue Hen, have been taking revenge. I need to be in the right place. I’d better think about what to eat first. Let’s catch rabbits , right ? Let ‘s set a few rabbit traps. Find a tree, find Li in spring, find high places, find shade in summer . That’s it. Oh , the conditions are limited. I hope the little wild rabbits on this car have not experienced the dangers of the world . There are so many fish. Oh, the efficiency is too slow. Hum, little fish, you can’t escape. Look at my primitive power. Steamed fish. Hehe, hey, hey, braised fish pepper fish head . Why is there an underage fish? Then make you into dried fish. Hehe, I ‘m back. Hey, this dead girl eats really well. It’s not a loss to raise this chief husband . Hey , this firewood needs Chop it finer so it’s easier to burn. Can’t you see I’m injured? That’s why I’m a robber . Well, come in with me. I have a gift for you. Come in, come in. Drink it and you want to poison me. Haha, you’re being too blatant. No, brother, you have paranoid delusions, right? Even if I poison you, I’m too lazy to bury you. Hurry up and drink it . I think I understand. You want to play hard to get. I’ve read too many novels like this . The male protagonist doesn’t want to drink the medicine on the surface , but in fact, he just wants the female protagonist to feed him with her mouth. Although you are not good-looking , you are a woman after all . Why are you so wanton and vulgar? Well , since you don’t want to drink the medicine, there’s nothing I can do. I can only take some compulsory measures. What do you want to do? Yeah , you bitch, what on earth do you want to do? What on earth do you want to do? Dalang, you should take the medicine. Don’t come over. If you dare to be rude to me again , I will make you pay a heavy price . Ha Oh, how can this vicious woman be so cruel and vicious ? She is the toughest talker . My father and I are unfilial. My son is unfilial. Shut up. Okay, remember to come out for dinner later. You want me to have my last meal, you savage and vicious concubine. When my army goes up the mountain, I will make you pay back a hundredfold . I will fight with you. I actually have the sword given to me by my father, Ah Yu . When my injuries recover, I will definitely avenge you. Well, not bad. The injuries have recovered a little . Could it be that the medicine just now worked? Although this woman is savage, ugly and unreasonable, her medical skills are not bad. What’s wrong with me? She even praises him. There are so many skilled imperial doctors in the palace. What’s a village woman? Eat something . High-quality protein helps wounds heal. I won’t eat it. I will never forgive the revenge of the bone sword . Why is it such a dirty stone ? What kind of dirty grouper? I have washed it many times. It’s called grilled grouper fish. Unsophisticated, this woman’s cooking has a unique flavor. How’s the taste ? It’s just barely edible. Since he wants to please me, I’ll give him another chance . You’re smart . Remember to chop the wood after you finish eating. It’s a new place . He even knows to make medicine for me. He has a conscience. As long as I drink these special soups and exercise, I can lose weight in less than 10 days. Huh , ah , ah, I haven’t seen that shrew for a few days. I feel very comfortable. Cao Cao’s business is good. Alas, I can only eat some leftovers. But why hasn’t this documentary come yet? Let’s go quickly. The shelter is in front. I don’t know how His Royal Highness’s injury is. I don’t believe it. I’m just saying, it’s just a piece of wood. Why does the figure of the woodcutter look so much like His Royal Highness ? Your Highness, I pay my respects to Your Highness. You are stretching your muscles . I sympathize with the people. Why are you here just now? Wait here for that ugly and fat village woman to come back and capture the ugly village woman immediately. Your Highness , I heard at the foot of the mountain just now that there is a country woman on this mountain who is eight feet tall and looks like a demon and is as strong as an ox . She was driven up the mountain because of her bad behavior. Your Highness , you will not be like me . Countless noble ladies in the mirror dream of becoming your concubines. They are all top-notch beautiful women. I didn’t expect that your Highness would be trapped by a country woman. Hey, the world has made the greatest sacrifice for our Song Dynasty . Your Highness , we will definitely avenge you. I haven’t seen him for several days to avoid his edge , but who is humiliating today? What humiliation ? Your Highness , you didn’t say that there are fairies on this mountain. This woman’s temperament is more outstanding than the daughters of high officials in the capital. Who are you? Why have you come here for a few days ? I can’t tell the difference between the big and small kings, the husband of the bandit leader, you are that cunning and vicious concubine, how did you become like this ? I was just fat for fun. Who Just like you, Xu , seriously, Your Highness, are you still going to take it? Since Your Highness is hesitant, then I will rebel against that shrew. Forget it. This woman is extremely strong, and you two alone are no match for her. Hey, you are so barbaric. Do you understand what the Three Obediences and Four Virtues are ? How can you not understand? I am a person who talks nonsense about the Three Obediences and Four Virtues. Which one do you occupy ? The Three Obediences are never gentle, never considerate, and never reasonable. The Four Virtues are never to be provoked, never to be talked to, never to be beaten, and never to be scolded. I carry out every one of them to the end. But you, my husband, do you understand the absurdity of men and women? How can you misinterpret the words of the saints like this? Thank you for the compliment . I will deal with you, the younger one, first, and then you, the older one. Hey, this is the first time I see Your Highness being so rude . It ‘s really strange. Weren’t you very comfortable lying on the ground just now? Oh, Your Highness, the plan has changed. In recent years, the peasants have been harvested in a barren land, and the treasury of the Dasu State is empty . The rebels took advantage of the chaos to commit adultery with the State of Yang. Now the mountain is full of… Enemy army, for safety’s sake, Your Highness , you can’t leave the mountain yet. Yang Guo, hum. Three years ago, his Yang State was just a small border country. Now, they dare to ride on the face of our Great Song. Your Highness, don’t worry. The court has a countermeasure . God will bless our Great Song. In this battle, the Great Song will win. I am willing to follow Your Highness until death . The Great Song will win. The Great Song will win. You are the four sworn brothers in Taoyuan . They are my fellow villagers. They were chased by bandits a few days ago and were hungry for several days. They came here specially to beg for food . Uh, we are here to beg for food. We are beggars . You too , no wonder you are narrow-minded and talk big. It turns out that you are also a beggar. How presumptuous. Such an extraordinary person must be a beggar . I am a beggar of a higher level . Haha , so you are all in the same industry. Well, in that case, although I don’t have much money , I can still help if I can fill my stomach . Haha, it just so happens that it is steamed Eat a pot of steamed buns. Don’t be polite. Haven’t you been hungry for several days? Hmm , it seems that you are really hungry. Eat slowly, eat slowly. Don’t choke . Don’t cry. Hey, do n’t be so grateful to me . It’s okay . If you haven’t eaten enough, I will get you more. Fellow villagers, since you are full, let’s get on the road quickly. I love you. Wow, your muscles are good. What are you doing ? I said, why are you still so shameless ? Why do you let anyone touch you? You are so old-fashioned. Otherwise, you all stay . This woman is usually quite domineering. Why is she so kind today , giving her food and sheltering her ? No, hey, I said, you , do you really want to be a female bandit here? You want to keep our fellow villagers as your husband, right? It’s impossible that none of them can stay. No , brother, what are you thinking about? Your mind is full of dirty things. I am looking at so many muscles. The meat is well trained, you can go fetch water. Of course, you are not a white-collar worker . This is my territory. Everyone, pay 100 taels of resettlement fee first, and then go to work . After all, the workload will increase when planting is done. It’s not bad to find a few helpers for Yue Heng. Your Highness, this woman treats you so well. Why don’t I go back and ask for more reinforcements to take her away ? Take her away and cook for me. Although this woman is unruly and shameless , her cooking is still quite flavorful. Why don’t you stay in this mountain and be my maid ? Is she a maid or your Highness? Well, anyway, I can’t go down the mountain under the current situation. It’s just that she is by my side and can cover me. How about it ? We have discussed it . As you can see, several fellow villagers are beggars of a relatively low level. They can’t even fill their stomachs. Where can they get money for you ? So is this? I’ll give you a gift before you leave . Hey Hey, throw away the garbage. You’re welcome, Your Highness. How come you still expect me to fail in the negotiation ? Take it away, Your Highness . Your Highness , do you still expect me to take it away? Take it away. Why does Lord Ji feel that His Highness the Crown Prince and that girl are a good match? What nonsense is this ? His Highness the Crown Prince is of noble status. Although the woman is pretty , her behavior is vulgar. How could His Highness the Crown Prince fall for that kind of woman ? What are you doing ? Where are the assassins ? What’s sprouting ? Hahaha , what’s sprouting? What’s this? Sprouting chili seeds . Have you seen them? Chili seeds. This is your pile of wild fruits. Hey , you’re really weird and pitiful. You haven’t even seen chili peppers. From now on , sister will take you to broaden your horizons. There is something I must tell you. No matter what your identity was before, from now on you can no longer contact other strange men at will . This is against etiquette. Is that right? I was wondering why there was a sour smell . It turned out that someone was jealous. No wonder you reacted so strongly when I wanted to keep those three people today . Why are you afraid of falling out of favor? That’s nonsense. I have nothing to do with you, so why would I be jealous of you? How come this woman is so strong even though she’s thin ? I’ve always held the concept of being a couple for life. As long as you become my husband-in-law, there will only be you in my eyes. The idea of ​​being a couple for life is strange. So, as long as you become my husband-in-law, don’t have any thoughts of having three wives and four concubines. How can you, an unmarried girl, behave so frivolously? You
just hug and kiss? What about the kiss ? What about the bridal chamber? What about giving birth to a baby ? You ‘re shameless and interesting. As expected, the man I like is really ugly. I like him . Hahaha , wow , the bunny smells so good, hehe, this is what you want to broaden my horizons. It smells tasteless . It’s not as good as the Gong Gong or the Gong Bao Ji Ding . It ‘s the leftovers shipped out of the palace. Oh, sorry, I forgot you’re a little beggar. Since you haven’t had a few full meals, I won’t bother with you. I said those things before, check it How is it ? Why does my tongue hurt so much? You’ve drugged me again. This is the power of chili peppers. Chili peppers are the wild fruits you just saw . Oh, eat slowly . I have n’t eaten yet. Leave some for me. Oh, don’t eat anymore. Leave some for me. I haven’t started eating yet. Oh, don’t eat anymore. Are you really not spicy? Chili peppers are spicy at both ends. This little pain is nothing. I can still bear it. Otherwise, you should sleep with me tonight. After all, you will have diarrhea at night if you eat so many chili peppers. No need. Even if I live with wolves and tigers in the mountains , I will never sleep with a frivolous woman like you. Go find your parents. Did he really drug me, old pig? I thought you couldn’t eat it. You admit your mistake quickly, young lady. We’re here. Oh , then why does His Royal Highness the Crown Prince live in this place? To answer your question, young lady, I heard from His Royal Highness the Crown Prince’s people that He has been living in a shelter on the mountain recently. However, there is a village woman by His Royal Highness’s side. Just a village woman . When the time comes, I can just find an excuse to kill him. Brother Heng , Ruoxi is here to find you. This is it, stupid dog. As long as these crops grow up, not only will there be an endless supply of food, but they can also be sold for money. By then, I will be close to becoming rich. Haha, you mean to grow these wild fruits in such a desolate wilderness? I advise you not to waste your time. The climate in the Song Dynasty has been bad in recent years. Good rice crops are difficult to survive and the people are not well fed, not to mention this kind of wild fruit that they have never seen before. The living environment will only be more harsh. Then you really guessed wrong . This crop not only has a short growth cycle and high yield, but also is not picky about climate and soil. The most important point is that you don’t have it here. Hum , what are you still doing ? Go to work . Don’t worry, I won’t treat you badly after the harvest. I don’t want it . The output of these crops is probably not enough for you to eat. Hurry up and plow the land. Hahaha, okay, go to your store to remove the eye bag. Look carefully . Push it and then shovel. This is called sending yourself to experience it. If this vacant land is fully planted with crops, it is estimated that it can produce 10,000 kilograms. Oh, uh , in your words at this time, it should be called 100 dan . 100 dan, you mean that these crops alone can produce 100 dan. Hum , what a fuss, I want to plant more than dan. No wonder when I ate these wild fruit seeds, she Such a big reaction. I think this woman is kind. If these crops were introduced to the people, how could there be famine in our Song Dynasty and how could the people be uneasy ? Why are you in a daze? You are slacking off and working. One hundred loads, one hundred loads, one hundred loads . It’s done. We can finally live a life where men till the fields and women till the fields. Okay, you performed well. I’ll reward you tonight . The next stop is the king who asked me to patrol the mountains . Give me the fan and I’ll take a tour of the world . It sounds strange , but it has some childish fun . Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, it should be that you can’t catch up. I ‘ve been hungry for two days. I really can’t walk anymore . This fat woman actually dared to deceive us . Not only did we not have enough food, but we were also hunted by the soldiers of the Yang State. What do you know? He is not fat now . Some people say that they have seen Zhang Wa in the mountains. He is now slim, like a different person. He also keeps a gigolo in the mountains. His life is a hundred times more comfortable than ours. The little bitch took our food. I must settle the score with the gigolo in the mountains . Let’s go find this bitch. Why haven’t we arrived yet? There’s nothing in this wilderness. Are we mistaken ? We should be almost there. Miss, there’s a house here. Could it be this one? Let’s go and have a look. Come on, hold on to me. This is it. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince lives here. Miss, you will be the mistress of this place from now on. Who needs this shabby place ? I want to be the mistress of the entire Song Dynasty in the future. Zhang Wan, you bitch , I finally found you. You even hired a servant. You don’t look like that bitch, Mei Niang. We should be more cautious. You know nothing. This woman has lost weight and she’s like a different person. Besides , only Zhang Wan’s family lives in this mountain. Who else could it be if not her? Look at the basket in her hand. That’s the one Zhang Wan carried on her back. This house is yours. Of course, I am the mistress of this house . You few country women, why don’t you get out of here quickly ? Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch , it’s you. If you dare to hit me , I ‘ll hit you. I’m a county princess, a county princess , and a county princess . Haha, haha. What if you were a county princess, a master, or a queen? You, bitch , how can you deceive me? Hurry up and take out the food. What are you doing letting go? Get out of here, you few unruly people. I’m going to fight you now. Ah ah ah ah ah ah andAh , you little bitch, go to
hell. My eggs are broken. Hey , take me down. You, little bitch, ah , ah, there are mosquitoes . Why are you here? Why are you here? There’s no one . Haha, I ‘m teasing you, Zhang Wan . Aren’t you very proud? I see you’re still depressed. What did he say? I remember Zhang Wan’s hair wasn’t that long when she left. Who knows if this little bitch used some kind of sleight of hand ? Just pluck a few strands and you’ll know. Well, it seems to be true . Let me see . It does look like the truth. Let me see. He is the real thing . Oh, how about it, my husband, please submit to me. If you don’t, come and take a look at yourself. How can you wet your pantyhose and clothes in broad daylight ? You can get in the water now, old and precious . Believe it or not, I’ll kill all nine clans of yours . Anyway, I’m the only one in the nine clans. He’s an orphan. No wonder his behavior and speech don’t follow the rules. He has a miserable life, but I’m so rare . Is that right? If we play Candy Crush Saga, do you, my husband, have to die too ? So you wanted to commit suicide with me for love? You , don’t . Ah , is this the legendary wet body temptation ? Who can resist this? Take your hands away. I am holding your lifeline . I can also hold your lifeline. Ah, you have a great figure and you are innocent. I have you for sure . Are you angry? Oh, it shouldn’t be that serious. Touching it won’t make you lose a piece of flesh. We are husband and wife. Okay , then since touching it won’t make you lose a piece of flesh, why don’t you let me do it? Oh, then hurry up. It’s ridiculous . You are not a stranger . Let your husband take a look. What’s wrong? Right? Husband, you … Okay, I won’t tease you anymore. I will make grass carp sashimi for you tonight. Have you ever heard of sashimi ? You are really naked and look at the sky without eyes. I don’t even recognize your aunt. You are that fat woman. You have become so beautiful. Bitch, you are back just in time. All right, hey, hey, hey, you’re motherless , it’s a good time to stretch your muscles, Zhang Man, you slut, you use our food to feed this gigolo, you’re a shameless bitch who was born by a mother but not raised by her, how can such shameless words as your food come out of your dog’s mouth, Zhang Wan, you’re a thing of bad character, you failed to seduce Xue Huai in the village and now you run to this mountain to keep a gigolo, people like you don’t deserve to live in this world, you can save some face by committing suicide quickly , hey, you shameless old man, you want to blackmail me morally, do you think I look like a moral person? Hello, I don’t care if you keep a gigolo, but you can’t live in this house. This is the territory of my Qiantang Village, I’m the village chief here, I have the final say , the village chief is right , get your things out of the house quickly You are not allowed to take it away. Get out of here. What are you doing? Practice my dog-beating stick technique. Wait, there are no dogs here. Go, the dog-beating stick technique, the stick and the stick are all used to beat dogs. This is fake. I have been in the underworld for many years, so naturally I have some skills to rely on. I am really good at acting. I think I can get away with it by writing a few words. The title deed of a mountain is not something that a shrew and a pretty boy can have. This title deed is also real. What? How could they know the prefect ? ​​This is not the prefect’s seal. That’s what I said. This is the imperial seal. It is more rare than the prefect’s seal. No, you are so brave. You dare to use the imperial seal. Don’t you think your head is big ? No, the ink hasn’t dried yet. It ‘s normal for the mountain to be humid. Let’s withdraw and let them go first. Hey, you three are quite forgetful. Who was the one who just shouted that he wanted to return to his roots ? Zhang Zhang Zhang Wan , didn’t you like me before? I’ll give in today, as long as you can let me go. Damn that rainbow spiral fart. I have a husband as pretty as this, and I still like someone like you. Kneel down, grandpa and grandma, ok, dear grandson , haha , get out of here. You really liked him before . No , no, I’m kidding. You’re not really angry, are you? After all, she’s a beautiful woman with a curvy figure. How could I like her? She ‘s simply a psychopath. What are you doing ? Etiquette should be mutual. I didn’t mean to do it. I was also molested. Withdraw your ticket. Why are you laughing? How could I laugh? Who is like you ? Wait, did we forget something ? No, I ‘m really not Zhang Wen. Brother Heng , who are you? I was just about to ask who you are. Our young lady is the daughter of the prime minister, the most beautiful woman in Song Dynasty, and a princess personally appointed by the emperor. Where are the others ? Why can’t I see them? Brother Hong, why is there an ignorant bitch by your side? You are a princess alone and your identity is not important. But this ignorant bitch is addicted to calling you a bitch, right? Change your bad habit today. Brother Hong, save me. You protect him without me because I’m afraid of delaying you . Go down the mountain, Brother Heng, I went up the mountain for you , and there is no one to take care of you on this lonely mountain, right ? Brother Heng, brother, you are a hen. Who said that my husband has no one to take care of him ? He can take care of me, your husband, Brother Heng, you are right. Your brother Heng has a wife. It was you, the bitch, who seduced Brother Heng. Otherwise,
how could Brother Heng fall for a midnight snack bitch like you ? Shut up and go down the mountain. Brother Heng, Ruoxi can take care of you. I swear , I can do anything as long as you let me stay here, Brother Heng. Go ahead. Are you sure Brother Heng is just deceived and would protect this bitch ? As long as I can stay and be alone with Brother Heng, are you afraid that there is no chance for him to fall in love with me? Huh, I’m sure it costs 1,000 taels a day . Are you a bandit? The best inn in Beijing only costs a few dozen taels a day, and you want 1,000 a day for this shabby house. 2,000 a day. Are you crazy? 3,000, deal. If Brother Heng likes me , just find a reason to kill this shameless village woman and take the money back. Then go ahead and water the side dishes over there first. Do you have any shame as a village woman? How can our princess do such rough work ? If you don’t want to do it, you can go down the mountain. If you don’t want to do it, you can go down the mountain. Yes, do it. After you finish your work, remember to go to the tea room and boil a pot of hot water. I want to take a bath with my husband. You bitch, explain your sister, the princess. I’ve seen you a few times before . How could a little beggar who picks up leftovers know the princess? You used to be a servant in the Prime Minister’s Mansion. Yes, the monarch saw that I was handsome and pursued me madly. I had no choice even when I got to the foot of the mountain. What you said makes sense. Ha, but now that you are pregnant, you are not allowed to contact other women. Do you understand? You are so obedient. Of course I know . Wow , it grew so fast. Oh my God, I have never seen a crop that grows so fast. We are about to get rich. The people of the Song Dynasty will never You have suffered from famine, hahaha , little meow meow, grow up quickly , haha , you have grown up so big , hahaha, you are the blessing of the whole tree. This pretty boy suddenly appeared here without any background. And who knows where the things underground are. The two bitches who stole them actually tricked us. There is still surplus food for farming. God helps me. Since I have been discovered, all of them are ours, hahahaha, get up the fuck up , ah ah ah, don’t move, this bitch, she set a trap , ah ah ah ah, the village chief , do it , hey, I stole all your vegetables for you, and see how you can be so arrogant . I want to watch you and that pretty boy starve to death on the mountain, starve them to death, ah ah, who? Who do you want, hey , the pretty boy used a fake crab to trick us, and now he dares to show up alone, hum , it’s just right to tie him up, and use him to threaten Zhang Wan, didn’t that little bitch protect you, this time it depends on whether he saves you or himself, you coward, I advise you to surrender obediently so that you can suffer less Chief , ah ah, you, you dare to kick me. You coward, you can’t even deal with a pretty boy. You can live in that house, but you must return all the food to us. That’s right. This little bitch almost made us starve to death at the foot of the mountain. Not only do you have to return the food, you also have to pay compensation . Okay , then how much do you want? 100 taels. You’re useless. 103 taels for 103 taels. Not a penny less. Otherwise, we will spread the matter of Zhang Wanyao’s pretty boy throughout the Song Dynasty . With my reputation as the head of the village, if this matter gets out, I guarantee that you will be ruined. There will be no place for you in the entire Song Dynasty. There is no place for me in the Song Dynasty. Okay , but you have to come and get me yourselves. I was scared. I was not on guard just now. Otherwise, how could I fall into the hands of a pretty boy like you? Just beat him , beat him . Haha, go away, go away, hahaha, hey, you can’t catch him, you can’t catch him, I said the pretty boy was bluffing , hahaha, this jade pendant should be very valuable, right? It wasn’t that little bitch Zhang Wan who bought her. What did you buy her? That was our money. We’ll find a pawnshop to pawn her to make up for our losses. I’m afraid no pawnshop would dare to accept my jade. You’re so arrogant . Who do you think you are ? Emperor, you little white-faced man . You read out the words on it arrogantly. You can’t read. You cut a piece of broken jade pendant and thought you could scare us. I thought it was something good. Isn’t it just a jade pendant with a country name and a number engraved on it? Anyone with money can engrave it. Do you think we don’t know? Haha, hey, bring it here, captain, what do you see ? You say, it’s not rare to have the country name engraved on the back of jade, but those who engrave it with their name are unique to the royal family. Do I need to say more ? This time, I finally saw what it means to be a poor mountain and bad water and a stubborn person. Xiao Hai, come and take it. The untouchables are blind to the real thing. They don’t know that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is here . The untouchables deserve to die. I hope Your Highness will forgive me , Your Royal Highness the Crown Prince , Your Royal Highness the Crown Prince , please spare us. We are not It was intentional that the cockroach bitch humiliated us first. Yes, yes, yes, yes, Your Highness, don’t be deceived by the appearance of being a father. If I hear you slander him again, it will not be as simple as inserting it in front of you. I heard that you wanted to destroy this land. No , no, not yet , Your Highness , we came here to see if the land has been planted. Yes, yes, yes , yes , yes, that’s good. I have a good job to give to you. Do it well . Your Highness, you have been on tour for many years and you should know that now is not a good time to farm. Why did you follow that woman to make trouble ? What’s the dirty bowl and clean bowl of Zhang Wan ? I said her name is Zhang Wan . In fact, the crops she grows can save our Song Dynasty from danger. How is this possible? But Your Highness, you live in the mountains with that girl Zhang. If this gets out, it will damage your reputation. You are right, so I will be responsible for what? Marry her. No , no, Your Highness, I said it will damage your reputation, not his. As the crown prince of a country. As a man, he should be responsible. What’s more, I have already had physical contact with him. Your Highness, you are confused. Okay, okay, I have made up my mind. You are responsible for watching them. After planting, let them roll down the mountain. You don’t have to come up again. Hey, Your Highness, how am I? Have I caught any big prey ? No, but I clearly heard a sound in the trap just now. How could there be no sound? Zhang Wan, I have something important to tell you . Yue Heng , how can you be such a beast as you to call your wife by her full name? Okay, Madam, you will understand after reading this. This jade from the Holy Land, this piece of mine The jade pendant is known to everyone in the Song Dynasty. I hope he won’t be too scared after knowing my identity, and he doesn’t need to be humble to me. It’s quite ordinary. Didn’t you see the words on it? You did. What’s wrong? It’s this . Wow , top-quality mutton-fat white jade . Haha, where did you pick it up ? You ‘re lucky. How did you give it to me ? Well, I won’t be polite. I didn’t expect that you, the husband of the bandit leader, are good at making small surprises. This is your reward . Keep up the good work. Hum , hey, hey , hey, it’s over again . Who are you? I ‘m the second prince of Yang State , and another prince. It turned out to be three ordinary pariahs. Kill them. Ah ah … ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​Are you hungry again? What do you want to eat this time? I ‘m not a little beggar. He’s here to help me. I have a surprise to tell you . You’ve prepared another surprise for me, Brother Peng . Ah , you’ve opened up another piece of land. Well , you did it all by yourself, right? It turns out that it wasn’t in vain that I accepted you as my husband. You’ve done a good job. Hehe, I’ll reward you for your continued efforts . Then , what happened when we go back ? You were quite happy just now. A man’s heart is as deep as the sea. Cut the meat, hahaha. Stir- fried mushrooms and tomatoes, stewed beef brisket, Chaoshan beef pot, haven’t eaten it for a long time. Where are you going to buy the beef? Tonight Let me show you beef hotpot. Haha, killing a cow is a serious crime , not to mention he may not give it to you. Who said I was going to kill a cow? Look at my uncle. Well, your cow has a weak gait and a frail body. You can’t live for more than an incense stick of time. Little girl, what nonsense are you talking about ? Are you blind? Your eyes are really sharp. Girl, you look at cows accurately and the man is handsome. But how did you know that my cow was about to die? Hey, I have always been kind . Just give this cow to me and I will give it glory and openness. Understand , Liu, understand, nothing is impossible in this world. If If you have money, it only means that you don’t have enough. Where did you get the money? I have it. Ah , in the wooden house on this mountain, there live a man and a woman. The woman is greedy and lustful . The man is really the prince of the Song Dynasty. There must be something strange about the prince living in a shabby house. If I can find out the truth and make great contributions , there will definitely be a day when someone’s head falls on the ground. Cheers, it’s to stand out. A greedy and lustful woman. With my beauty and money, I can easily take her down. Um, what are you doing ? You just left like that . So you were awake. I thought you were dead. Ah, you two, save me , you save me, I still have a lot. I’ll give you all the money . You look so much like my enemy in this outfit that it’s hard to save you. It’s a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding of me. I’m originally from the border of the Song Dynasty. There have been wars over there for years. I’ve also fled here to escape famine. As long as you help me, I’ll do anything . Really, really, really, bear with it. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah , slow down. Where did this village pariah come from? Hey, you bitch , don’t think that Brother Heng really likes you. If you know what’s good for you, just get out of here. Maybe this princess can spare your life. God has really scattered brains all over the world, and you’re the only one holding an umbrella. Ah, ah, how dare you call me brainless? What’s wrong with being scolded? If I do n’t hear enough, I can still hit you. Look at your face, it’s so big that it can hold thousands of mountains and rivers. If you are really bored, just shake your head and listen to the sound of running water. You, you, you, you, you, what are you, me, what are you, I am not a good person, and I am not a good mouth. I think you are just the old monk’s wooden fish , born to be shot. You are a shrew. As a woman, you are full of dirty words. Your mouth is clean only when you curse. If you swallow it, your heart will be dirty. I think you have built a septic tank in your heart. Village woman, pay attention to your quality. I have no quality. What should I pay attention to? What do you want to do ? Let go. You dare to lay a hand on me. My father is the prime minister . He can kill you with just a flick of his finger. How about you, bitch? Are you scared after being chased? Take it, make a noise. I am a princess. In my value system, everyone is equal . Miss, you are a bitch, how dare you hit me, the landlord Ah, the garbage should have been thrown out earlier. I’ll let my father kill you. I’m so scared. Go get me a pot. I’m going to eat hot pot tonight . Li Bai, I’m here to save you. Your Highness, you guessed right. The man Miss Zhang brought back was indeed not a citizen from the border of the Song Dynasty. His specific identity is still being investigated. Why don’t you two deal with those two princesses? Miss Zhang was rude first and then she didn’t know her limits . But Miss Zhang knew the other princess’s identity and still dared to do so. It was really bold. He not only knew Zhou Ruoxu’s identity , but also knew that Zhou Ruoxu was pursuing her . So he targeted him regardless of his status. He was jealous. Oh , Your Highness, you are wise . Hey , when you touch a woman in the future The child’s hands will naturally understand. Oh , Your Highness, this is wrong. I also had a first love at that time. I was thinking about the girl and I who found out the identity and purpose of that stupid cow. We must not alert the enemy . Wow , that’s the smell, hahaha, Yihang, come and eat hot pot. There are so many beefs. Why do you have to eat such filthy things? Oh, wash it clean and come here. There are delicious things. This thing has a strong fishy smell and it is difficult to season. Even beggars won’t eat it. Eat it first and talk about it. It is absolutely delicious. This thing can also be delicious. Even if I starve to death, I will never eat this thing. It smells so good. This bitch actually You abused Brother Heng so much and made her eat such inferior food. As a crown prince of a country, you are so unpresentable. It’s a disgrace to us princes. You like that man? Brother Heng is handsome. Let’s make a deal. You help me get the news and I help you get one back, Brother Heng. Deal ! It smells good. Bring this princess a bowl. Give me one too. Oh , unfortunately, there is only one bowl left. There is only one dish . Who of you wants it? Of course it’s me . Why? I am the princess. Why are you, a lowly person, arguing with me? Ha, you are the princess , but I am still a refugee. You are making it difficult for me. How about this? The highest bidder wins. How about this? The highest bidder wins. You’re crazy about money, right? Not only do you have to bid for these foods, but you also have to bid for the firewood room. Whoever bids the highest will live there and whoever agrees ? I agree, but you don’t live there. What do you agree to? Come on, the starting bid is 200 taels . The single increase should not be less than 100 taels . You can have the treasure you’ve always dreamed of in one bid. The bidding will begin . Wait a minute, brother , don’t you do market research before bidding ? A bowl of beef costs 200 taels. You can bid 300 taels, 400 taels, 600 taels, or 1,000 taels . No, we have to bid for the firewood room later. We can’t spend too much money on food. 1,000 taels, 1,000 taels at a time . Two times, 1,000, two or three times, done. Next is the firewood room, 5,000 taels and one cent a day. You are worthy of being our princess. You are rich and powerful, no one can compare to you. The firewood room is yours. Hey, hey, hey , Rongrong , wait, don’t you people from the border like to eat raw food? We people from the border like to eat raw food. Hey, that’s right. You can’t eat this . You can’t eat this. Beef intestine sashimi . Haha , you don’t have to be so grateful . In order to restore the original taste of the beef intestine, I deliberately retained the original raw materials of the beef intestine when processing it. You must like it. Hey, was it intentional or accidental? Guess, yeah, your hand slipped, hey, brother, brother I see that you are more handsome than Pan An, more majestic than a branch of pear blossoms, and more extraordinary in temperament. I can tell at a glance that you are not a farmer in this mountain. Why do you live in seclusion here ? Of course, it is because there are things in this mountain that are not found in ordinary places . I said there are unusual treasures here. I said it, what kind of rare treasure must it be that can make the princes of the Song Dynasty flock to it and endure humiliation and stay here ? Hey, if I take this treasure back to our Yang Kingdom , I wonder who in Yang Kingdom will dare to say that I am stupid in the future ? It is not in vain that I have endured humiliation here , but I have to find the whereabouts of this treasure quickly. It is cheap for a prince to do such rough work. Men like gentleness. You are a considerate girl, you are much better than that savage country woman. You say, brother Heng, have a glass of water and take a rest. My mother only gave birth to me as her son. How could Zhang Wan, that country woman, let you do such rough work ? If outsiders knew about it , wouldn’t it be a disgrace to you ? What about you? I just think it looks more symmetrical and thinner . Thank you. Do you understand how to be gentle with women? How can you let a girl do such rough work? I almost forgot that you should not be idle. I said, it’s okay, girl, you take a rest and I’ll do it. If you are really free, you can also pour me a glass of water, but don’t fall in love with me. You think too much. It seems that this man is very cunning and you can’t start with him. Don’t be surprised. This is just my daily attire. You look like a peacock . Am I pretending to be handsome on purpose ? Humph. But I like strong and powerful martial arts prodigies, not peacocks. Hey, I’m the best martial arts expert in our area, the best among masters. Seeing your eager eyes, you want to learn? I can teach you. Really, I won’t hurt you with an axe, right? I’m the strongest master in our area, you can’t hurt me. Today I’ll just teach you a few moves . Sorry, let me pull it out for you. Don’t pull it out. Sorry, thank you. I, I , I’ll still use the sword. Let’s start. Ah ah ah ah, I said I, I’m not suitable for martial arts, I said I’m not suitable for living Ah, I had a lot of fun. Of course, growing vegetables is so boring, and here comes an idiot who not only gives me money for free, but also allows me to have fun with him. His identity is not simple. Stay away from him. Of course I know that. You are a foreigner, and you are quite smart . But I am quite curious. Why does he hide his identity and stay with us ? You are not jealous of me playing with him, are you? You are so self-indulgent . Then why do you keep reading only this page? This page has profound meaning. I want to read it several more times. Is that so? Okay then. This idea only requires you . Hahahaha, ah ha, useless thing . As the old saying goes, if you want to capture a man’s heart , you must first capture his stomach. If you can cook, I believe he will definitely look at you with a new eye. Um, do you mean to say look at him with new eyes? They all mean the same thing . As long as you can make Brother Heng like me, I will agree to whatever you want. This is what you said, except I didn’t say I wanted you. Cut it out. I don’t want fame, fortune or money. I only ask that after you two are together, you can help me whisper in my ear and get some information . How about a deal ? Hey , what are you doing here ? How come you can come to the kitchen to cook? Of course I can. As a distinguished guest who is paid 5,000 taels a day, how can I not come to the kitchen to cook? When I learn this skill and make Brother Heng unable to leave me, I will kill this village woman immediately. Hey, Yue Heng likes to eat chili peppers the most . I have to give him more . Why is there no water? I have to go get some water . By the way, don’t touch the chili peppers. Chili peppers will bite you. You said you don’t want to touch them, so don’t touch me. But the princess even used the vegetables that will bite people to scare me as if I were a three-year-old child . Hum , this is Brother Heng’s favorite spicy food. Put more spicy food. Why is my nose uncomfortable? Ah, why is this? My eyes are not feeling well either? Ah, I can’t open my eyes. I’m blind. 100100 Yubai, where are you ? Someone, come here. I’m blind. Yubai, Yubai, where are you? What’s wrong with my eyes ? I can’t see. What did I say? I told you not to touch the chili peppers. It must be you, you bitch. You put drugs in the food, right? I’m going to kill you . What drugs did you put in? Hurry up and wash your face with water. Water, water , hurry up. Wait, this is water. Do you have any sympathy? The young lady is in this state . What’s wrong with throwing some water on you? Oh, young lady, here comes the water. Come on and pour it on me. Come on and pour it on me . Pour it on me . No, can you please listen to me and finish what I have to say? Pouring hot water on chili peppers will hurt more . This is too much. The second prince and the others have humiliated you so much . Have they seen through your identity? It’s impossible. I hid myself so well, how could I be discovered? What are the second prince’s plans next ? Since soft tactics don’t work, let ‘s use force. Find an opportunity to arrest the two of them and torture them to force them to tell us the whereabouts of this treasure. Then why are you here ? I’ve been fetching water. Did you hear what we were talking just now? Uh, you heard a little. Then we said we would arrest you and torture you. Duan, did you hear that? Listen now , hahahaha , since you’ve discovered me, there’s no need for me to pretend anymore . Open your eyes and see who I am . This is the token that symbolizes the identity of the prince of Yang State, and my name is written on the back of it. What SB , Songbai? My name is Yang Songbai. I am the second prince of Yang State. The second prince is alone now. Why don’t we arrest him and use him to threaten Yuheng? Then what are you waiting for? Go on, what does it mean? It’s using numbers to bully the few , hahahaha, so what? If you have the ability, you can also find someone else. Let me go, using numbers to bully the few, right? If you are a man, let’s fight one on one. Oh, sorry, I ‘m not a man. Tell me, how many of you are ambushing nearby ? There is one person here, 11 people. Where are they hiding? It ‘s not 11 people, but one person, 21 people. You foreigners are pretty crazy. Are you sick, right? It’s just one person. It’s just one person , and you dare to scold me . Hey, he said it as if it’s none of your business to interrogate people. I’m the best at it . Idiot is one person. Idiot is one person. Too arrogant. Tell me, what is your purpose in coming here ? Hum, of course it’s for too I admire the uncle too much , so I came here specially to learn the uncle’s bloodbath. Uncle , say it again, learn the bloodbath , learn the bloodbath. He seemed to be talking about learning. Of course I know I do too . Oh, never offend a woman. It’s really terrible. This is not ordinary terrible. Now , well, he won’t treat you like this, right? Of course not. I am his husband. Take him away and take a good look at him. Ah, brother Heng, thank you, you ‘re welcome . Why is it you again? Your cousin is not weak. I’m afraid you will be crushed by your weight . So only I can do this kind of rough work. Why are you staring at me like a toad ? If you are done, go and fetch water quickly. Why do I have to do all the work? What about that country bumpkin? He, he was seriously injured. So only you can do this kind of rough work. Go, jump into the water , swim in, run and chop wood quickly . Don’t spoil my food. The delicious food and rice went into the pig’s stomach. Miss , what’s wrong with you? I can’t stay at home. It’s all because of that bitch who made you do so much rough work. Yes , that bitch. He just relied on Brother Youheng’s favor. I must think of a way to execute him . No one can save him this time . It finally bore fruit. I have never seen it grow so fast and the fruit is so big. Why don’t you see who planted it? What should I do next ? Of course, I will sell it for money. Don’t miss it if you pass by. Hey, fresh fruit, sweeter than the queen’s top brand, fresher than Yang Guifei’s lychees, cheaper than a divorced man, and cheaper than the rice and wheat. It ‘s quite interesting. He is always so unexpected. Hey, Grandma Bai, look, these are all fresh fruits and vegetables, fruits that I have never seen before. They can be steamed, fried, and baked . They are very delicious. Get out of here. You dare to sell these wild fruits that you have never seen before. If you poison people, you will be responsible. Which sewer door is not closed properly ? This old sister-in-law came up as soon as she was released. Don’t miss it if you pass by. Your Majesty , if you want the prince, just let me go out to look for him. Now that the State of Yang has provoked a war, the situation in my Great Song is unstable. Why should I come out incognito ? I once traveled around the country with the late emperor. What does this mean? Besides, aren’t you and General Xie accompanying us, the Prime Minister ? Well
, your Majesty , there is no need to say more . Just call me master. Well, let’s go. Why have so many guards been added in the city recently
? You don’t know this. The State of Yang has attacked. Di Bo’s army has been fighting on the border of Dashu for several years, but the court still doesn’t treat them as soldiers or send them. What’s the point of just adding guards in the city ? Boss, give me three bowls of wontons . Boss, give me one bowl too . Okay ? Then why doesn’t the court send troops ? Isn’t this causing panic among the people for nothing? Not only panic, many people have lost their lives , and many people have fled to the south to escape famine. What can the people in the court do? They only know how to enjoy themselves. Bullshit Who says the court only cares about pleasure ? If it were n’t for the fact that food and grass were not prepared , how dare the little boy from Liang State be so arrogant? Humph , slandering the court in public and making irresponsible comments on state affairs. If you lose your heads, will I lose my head too? You guys, don’t be afraid. We are just merchants passing by from other places. Hahaha. It’s no wonder that we don’t know anything. Have you heard about it? The emperor is just greedy for pleasure, and the court has no soldiers available, so he has been dragging his feet and not sending troops . Asshole, there are such absurd rumors among the people. This is clearly a discredit on the court. Food and grass come first before troops move . The most important thing for the new army to fight is logistical preparation. Even if there are the best generals, they can only wait if food and grass are not prepared . Hey, hey, hey , because the war has made the people uneasy , there are such speculations. Hey, don’t take it to heart. We are not people of the court. How can we know what the court is thinking ? Master, don’t worry , when the food and grass are prepared, we will definitely defeat the enemy. The court is really stupid . What did you say? I said the court is really useless. Isn’t it enough to just waste some words? Humph, a village woman in the wilderness just said a few crazy words. What kind of food and grass do we need to prepare? Just let the soldiers bring enough biscuits. Then we can go deep into the hinterland and come and go freely. Kill chickens to scare monkeys . I ask you, what are the biscuits you just mentioned? You don’t even know biscuits . Old man, don’t listen to his nonsense. Logistics are so important in marching and fighting. It’s just a pipe dream. Your lack of knowledge doesn’t mean it can’t be achieved. Even biscuits can’t be preserved for a long time. Do you want our soldiers to starve to death on the road ? Humph, master, I think this person has bad intentions. I’ll report him to the government and arrest him. It’s not that you are ignorant, but why arrest someone just because you have a disagreement? The emperor is not as arrogant as you. Hey, girl, don’t be angry , this is my housekeeper. I was just joking with you just now. You are reasonable and don’t argue with them. Hey, girl, you are beautiful and kind. Can you finish what you just said ? Well, since you still have some knowledge. Come, come , sit down, and I’ll tell you slowly . Although this food and grass are not good , these cookies can completely solve these problems. These cookies are not only simple to make and easy to carry , but also have a long shelf life. The most important thing is that you don’t need to make a fire when using them. According to what you said , then my Song army will be able to come and go freely and no one can stop it. There is always the worry of running out of food when marching and fighting. If it is really as you said, my Song army will be invincible . Master, you must not do this. The soldiers will get tired of eating such simple food in less than a month and will have no intention of fighting. Hey, what you said makes sense. This method is still too one-sided. The second plan is that this little bit of food is not enough for me to eat alone. I think you are deliberately making trouble. Who are you? I have a word to say . You are a spy sent by the Yang State, right? You , you are talking nonsense. The master has no such intention. I don’t believe what this lady said. I have no ulterior motives . I mean, this, this, is indeed not enough. Who said that these are all I have ? I have 200 dan planted on the mountain and there are still enough for emergency use. That ‘s great, I’ll take them all. What are you going to do with them all? You have so many family members? Haha, I’m in business and have some dealings with the government. Haha , sir , you are so bold, a profiteer . How dare you be a businessman without being a profiteer? Haha , then take us to the mountain to have a look . Okay? Come with me. You are really strong . Uncle, your physical fitness is not very good. You can’t stay at home all year round. You will die. How do you talk like this? Why are you so uneducated and speak nonsense? You will die faster. I am telling the truth. You have only walked a few steps and you are sweating and pale. You are obviously employees who have been working hard all year round. Hahaha, what Miss Zhang said is indeed right. I am indeed sick with worry. In recent years, there have been natural disasters and famines . The people are uneasy. Hey, this matter is easy to deal with. Natural disasters are determined by God . You are a country bumpkin. Do you really think you can do everything? I can’t control natural disasters, but I can grow food. These foods of mine are not only not picky about climate and soil , but also have high yields. If every household grows them, how can there be famine ? How much yield can those unknown wild fruits have? I planted less than 3 mu of land, and I have about 200 dan. Hum , less than 3 mu, only 200. What eggs ? 3 mu of land can produce 200 eggs. What kind of creature is this? If what Miss Zhang said is true, you will be the lucky star of the Song Dynasty. Yes, Miss Zhang , have you ever been married ? My family has a son who is about the same age as you . I don’t know if you have this intention . Ha, thank you for your kindness, uncle, but it’s no longer necessary. Why does this back figure seem familiar ? Master, you are worrying too much. How could you have seen a country bumpkin before? Hey, turn around . How come Heng’er is here? Why are you here? Master , why are you here? Who asked you to carry manure? Tell me, I must live in his house. We don’t have pigs here , only rabbits. Uncle, so you are Yue Heng. Dad, he just happens to be my husband. Your father attaches great importance to family background . If you want him to agree that Zhang Wan and I should be together, I’m afraid we’ll have to fight a tough battle. Haha, my son is really blessed . Okay, you continue to be busy here. My daughter-in-law and I still have something to say . Dad, sit down . Haha, my dear daughter-in-law, haha, aren’t you a beggar? How come your father is a businessman? I was lost when I was young, and was only found by my father in recent years . Is this the case, Dad ? If I had known it was you, I would have sold you the vegetable at a discount just now. Hey , you two, you look like a couple at first glance , haha, a perfect match, really? Then maybe he looks like me, haha. Hahahaha , by the way, Wan’er, how are the cookies you just mentioned made? Can you tell me about it? If dad is interested, I will make you a plate now , and then I will write down the secret recipe. Come and try it. This is the biscuit that can be carried with the army. Yes, Mora , well, it is sweet and crispy. Well, it is indeed the best choice now. I added white sugar here . If you get tired of the sweet taste, I can also add salt to make salty biscuits. Hahaha, you are worthy of being my good daughter-in-law. You have made a great contribution this time. By the way, Wan’er, if Heng’er dares to bully you , tell dad the first time. Daddy will take care of it for you. Thank you, Daddy . Hahaha , it’s still unclear who will bully whom. Daddy, Ruoxi, why are you still doing rough work here? Daddy is here . It’s all because of that damn bitch. She not only snatched away brother Heng , but also forced her daughter to do such rough work. Daddy, you have to take care of it for me. It’s this mountain bitch again. Hum , even if you don’t say anything, I won’t let her off easily. Hum , I wanted to use public opinion to arouse public indignation , but I didn’t expect that a bitch would solve all the problems. I will never sit still and wait for death. Do you think that the second prince of Yang State has captured Zhang Wan and the others? Why has there been no movement for so long? Oh, I have heard some news about the second prince in the past two days. I heard that he is as stupid as a pig. If it weren’t for his decent martial arts, he would never have been allowed to follow Yang State to the expedition. Even if he is stupid , he is still the second prince and will definitely be able to kill Zhang Wan . You don’t have to send that bitch Wan’er off. Please leave Heng’er to you. Okay, Daddy, take your time on the way back. This bitch is not dead, and now she is even hooking up with this old man over fifty years old. Zhang Wen is really a despicable person. This woman has hooked up with the prince, and now she is shamelessly being intimate with this old man . Look at this young woman who is still rich. We can’t get the prince and that bitch Zhang Wan , so can’t we get this old man? Um, hahaha, stop ! Who is so bold to block our way ? This is the village chief of our Qiantang Village. Zhang Wan is also from Qiantang Village . Oh, so you treat me as a friend. Bah, you old fool . Who is friends with that bitch? We are his enemies. Let’s start again . What’s going on? Zhang Wan’s behavior is dissolute, don’t you know? The man next to her is the prince of the Song Dynasty. If you dare to have an affair with him, both of you will have to go to the pig cage . Go to the pig cage. Do you want to take out all the money on you ? Take it out, or I will tell the prince . Do you and that little bitch Zhang Man still have a chance to survive ? Hahaha, it turns out you also want it . You’d better be sensible. Hand over the money now, or you may be able to save your head. I don’t know what it means to go to see your own son and daughter-in-law and still lose your head. Um, you people , open your dog eyes and see clearly who this is. The emperor, the emperor , the emperor Your Majesty, didn’t you just want to put me in the pig cage? Your Majesty, we are ignorant and fearless. If we had known that you were the emperor , we would not dare to say those words even if we had ten guts. Your Majesty, I am the emperor . Only then will we be sincere and do this . Your Majesty, spare our lives. We will never dare to do it again. Your Majesty, can you scare others and slander a woman’s innocence , rob people of their money, and threaten their lives? If you dare to disrespect me and the general, throw them into prison immediately and exterminate their entire clan . Exterminate their entire clan. Uh huh Cheers, slow down . Doesn’t your father know court officials? Otherwise, hand over the second prince of Yang State. Help our Song Dynasty defeat the Yang Kingdom. Hum , he can rely on that extremely stupid second prince. The Yang Kingdom will not surrender. We have to think of another way. Hey, what about what you said last time about selling vegetables to the court? Yes, that’s what I said . I will definitely become rich in the future. I will support you. Support me, but it takes a lot of money to support me . Although I don’t have a lot of money , I have a lot of love . Zhao Wan, don’t make trouble and call me Madam. Shouldn’t the ancients have taken in concubines very early? Why are you so innocent ? Innocent, have I said I am innocent ? I don’t have any concubines, and I don’t have any other women. I only have you . A husband must have concubines. The husband’s consciousness, this is my place. You are Zhang Wan . Yes , let’s go. Hey , you are looking for me. How dare you call me like that? Master, Housekeeper Zhou, why did you call Wan’er here so early in the morning ? What’s the matter? Master, I want to sue this vicious woman for selling poisons to harm the army of my Song Dynasty. I now suspect that she is a spy from the Yang Kingdom. Poison, um, yesterday I suspected how a village woman could grow and sell so many wild fruits. Hum, now I know that the poison was brought from the foreign country. Housekeeper Zhou, you can eat whatever you want , but you can’t say anything you want. Since yesterday, you have been targeting me everywhere and not letting the Song Dynasty have peace. Who is the Yang Kingdom? Believer, housekeeper Zhou, if you don’t have solid evidence, don’t slander others at will. Of course I have evidence. Yesterday I distributed this poisonous fruit to the servants, but after eating the poisonous fruit, all the servants fell to the ground and died. Miss Zhang, how do you explain this? It is their honor to poison a few low-ranking servants for my grand plan. It is easy to explain. You killed them and then blamed me. I killed them. I am a housekeeper with a successful family . I framed a lowly woman. Who knows ? You are fine. I believe the second brother . Oh, master, this is related to the safety of the Song Dynasty. If we allow foreign races to run rampant, then our Song Dynasty will perish. Why don’t you tell me the source of those wild fruits so that I can send people? Go check and clear your name. This is really hard to say. Hey, those things followed me through the modern era. How can I explain it clearly? Master, I think he is a spy. I think he should be sent out of the government immediately. Although I can’t prove the origin of these wild fruits , I can prove that these wild fruits are not poisonous. You will know if you taste them . Ah, I’m bleeding . I’m going to be poisoned to death. I, I’m going to kill all nine clans of yours. Butler Zhou said that he wanted to kill all nine clans of hiss , so why not start with me ? Butler Zhou, I don’t know when it will be my Yue family’s turn. Butler Zhou, you decide. Haha, no, no, if his nine clans are to be exterminated, then wouldn’t half of my Yue family be killed or injured? Am I going to be killed too? Oh, that’s not what I meant. I meant that this sword is not Miss Zhang’s. Her things have indeed poisoned people to death. I am doing this for the safety of our Song Dynasty . Oh, I just happened to pass by your house, Housekeeper Zhou, and saw someone dealing with those corpses. I checked it out. The blackened silver needle was pulled out from the head of the deceased , while the unchanged silver needle was inserted into the stomach of the deceased. It can be seen that the poison was poured into the mouth of the deceased after death. Since the poison is not in the stomach , it cannot be caused by eating Zhang Wan’s food. This does not prove that his things are not poisonous. Even he himself cannot explain the origin of this thing. It’s ridiculous. This thing is nothing at all. Hey , hey , nothing . Hurry up and call the doctor. Hurry up and call the doctor. Brother , uh, isn’t this a chili pepper? It ‘s grown so big and looks good, right? This thing is called chili pepper . It’s very spicy. It’s a condiment that I don’t have in my Su. But I can guarantee that this thing is innocent . Miss Zhang, I’m really sorry. I really misunderstood you by accident. Did you misunderstand me by accident ? Or are you trying to hide something on purpose? Oh, Miss Zhang , what you said is too serious. We have no grudges against each other. Why should I target you, right? Who knows what secrets you have? Maybe you can’t see it. De Dasu, hello , the master is not here . Why are you arguing ? Yes, hello, the master is not here . I really have a conscience. Yubai, you said that father killed that bitch. No young lady witnessed it . The prime minister is so powerful. Isn’t it easy to kill a country bitch? It’s best if she dies. A little bitch dares to snatch a man from this princess . The position of the crown princess can only be mine. Why are you still washing clothes? Come and massage my shoulders . I’m so tired. What are you talking about? You look so happy. Is it because I didn’t arrange enough work for you? Why are you chatting here? You are not dead. It sounds like you really want me to die. Why did you do something bad again? No , of course not. I did n’t do anything bad. Just work hard for me. What are you mumbling about? You are so smart. If I see you attack him again, don’t blame me for being cruel. Work hard. Work hard. Good news, good news. The soldiers carried biscuits with them, and their morale was boosted . The Yang Kingdom was defeated step by step. The emperor was very pleased . Pick it up gently with your left hand. Is it very heavy ? Then you can’t split it in two or three seconds. This firewood is really hard to split. How can it be so simple ? You are seducing me . This is in broad daylight. Go back to the room. Hey, the Yihong Courtyard is still open in the afternoon. Is this considered absurd? There are people outside. And now there are no outsiders. The real bitch is not here. As long as Brother Heng drinks this bowl of soup with ingredients, I will definitely get what I want. Brother Heng, this is the soup I cooked myself. Please have a taste. You cooked it for several hours. It took me a lot of firewood. Take me to the mountain. Remember to pick it up. Yes , Brother Heng. I am leaving today. My only wish is for you to taste the soup I cooked myself. I am afraid that I will not have the chance in the future. Brother Heng, are you reluctant to leave me? I want to ask when you are leaving. Brother Heng, I will go and pack first. It’s so stupid. I put a lot of medicine in that soup . When I become the crown princess , I will cut that bitch into pieces. Brother Heng , in a quarter of an hour , Luoxu will be yours. A quarter of an hour . Are you that fast? Don’t you know it yourself? Why didn’t you drink the medicine? The medicine in your soup is stronger than salt. Anyone with no problem with the sense of smell will not drink it. I thought you were suitable for farm work, but who knew that your mind was full of mush. You seduced my man, you You bitch, my father is the prime minister and I am a princess . I will cut you into pieces. I forgot to tell you that day I happened to be at the market and heard that the prime minister of the dynasty was beheaded by the emperor. So you are no longer a princess, but a village woman like me. You are talking nonsense. My father is a meritorious official, so I don’t know. Anyway, I seem to have heard that the crime was colluding with the enemy country. Haha, the prime minister treated human lives as worthless and had an affair with the Yang Kingdom . The emperor didn’t punish his entire clan because of his past merits . The emperor is still too merciful. If I were the emperor, I would have executed his entire clan long ago. How could this happen ? What are you doing ? Let me go , let me go . Go sailing. You bitch, how can you be as stupid as the second son of the Yang Kingdom ? Who is Yang Songbo? He is hiding his identity and is now locked up by us. If we dedicate him to the court, he will definitely make a great contribution. We can’t let him escape. What are you doing? Let you go, I want you Kill that bitch. Don’t worry , I will kill you even if you don’t tell me. I’ll tell you. He is as stupid as the second prince of Yang State. Wow, is this the power of money? It’s too dazzling, hahaha . Miss Zhang, the master has already told the emperor about your affairs. The emperor is very pleased. These are all rewards for you . Thank you on my behalf. Thank you, emperor. They are really very discerning. The emperor also said that in the future, as long as it is the fruits and vegetables produced by Miss Zhang, the palace will purchase them at the highest price. Really, hahaha , Your Highness the Crown Prince , the emperor asked when you plan to take Miss Zhang back. Acting like this will eventually be exposed. Wait a little longer. Master Wang, you must seize the opportunity . Don’t let a good woman like Miss Zhang run away. Let’s talk about it first and let your father rest assured. Since Your Highness the Crown Prince knows what’s going on, I won’t say much. The emperor wants you to go back and see him. I heard that there is new movement in Yang State. Second prince, hey Are you sure that Master Dasu lives here? It’s ridiculous that a prince is so shabby and imprisoned with a village. Marshal, as a princess, I guarantee that the prince does live here. As long as we can catch the prince, are you still afraid that the Song Dynasty will not surrender? Yue Hang, since you insist on maintaining this gap , don’t blame me for being cruel. You still have the nerve to say that if it weren’t for your father holding me, how could my Yang State have been defeated again and again? The amazing woman you just mentioned who grows wild fruits and makes cookies is also here. It ‘s the marshal, it’s him. Zhang Wan, I haven’t seen you for a long time. I’m annoyed to see you . Zhang Wan, look who escaped. The colorful peacock turned into a green peacock. Humph, Zhou Ruoxue, I wanted to spare your life out of kindness , but your brain is not very good. You follow the same group of people. Your father Pan Guo, you also follow the same path, you bitch, if it weren’t for you , would I have come to this point? Because I forced you, you can do it yourself, okay? It’s really no, no die, why you try Try what? Try ? Catch him quickly. Look at my feces attack. Catch him for me . Why are you pushing him over here? Kill him quickly. Second prince , it’s not your turn to command here . It’s not me, big brother. Don’t underestimate this woman. Kill her quickly. It’s a joke that a weak woman scares you like this . It’s not him. You are the extraordinary woman who saved the Song Dynasty. It’s not me. Your grandmother is chivalrous and cunning. I like the marshal . It would be a pity to kill such a beautiful woman. Why don’t you marry me ? Then I will marry you and become your grandmother. I don’t like women who are too disobedient. Zhang Wan, don’t be stubborn at this time. Where is Yue Heng? He didn’t abandon you and run away, did he? Zhang Wan, Zhang Wan, I thought he loved you so much, but it turns out he didn’t But if you are really free, then eat more rouge and powder to enhance your inner beauty. Bitch, it’s already this time, why are you so arrogant? I tell you, you killed my father and you won’t survive. Now it’s your turn, then when will it be my turn ? Ah, the spearhead that threatened me with a sword is already one meter tall. Meet His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. Crown Prince , well , why can’t you believe it now? You are dressed quite decently, and you really look like that. It’s ridiculous that you didn’t know the identity of your husband after being together for so long. What? Are you really the crown prince ? No wonder you can find so many subordinates? Why didn’t you tell me earlier? I was forced by the situation and didn’t dare to speak frankly. Now I don’t have to hide my identity anymore. Yes, I am indeed the crown prince Yue He of the Song Dynasty, so I have been instructing the crown prince of the current dynasty to plant the fields and water them. You do all kinds of rough work and still come to serve me. Not only that, you also insulted the court in front of the emperor , pointed at the emperor and called him “dad”. You ordered General Xie to carry manure for you, and asked my general steward to throw away the garbage for you , and asked his father to hoe the fields and plant vegetables for you. This is really, really, really too much. Think about it, you two have been together for such a long time, and he has been lying . He even lied to you about his identity. What honesty can he give you in life? I tell you that he is with you just to consolidate his throne. It’s so cool , hahaha. How come this is exactly the same as the plot of being a guardian woman in the countryside ? Because the screenwriter is the same person, Zhao, you are not angry, why should I be angry? I just don’t want to be so cool . Okay, I can command a prince of the current dynasty to work for me. God is so fond of me. Oh, I know , you two deliberately let me go, just so that I can find the marshal here and catch all of us in one fell swoop, right? You are finally smart for once, Hua Kongque, you, a stupid second prince, are useless, but this marshal does play a big role. If I hadn’t deliberately let Zhou Ruoxu, who is as stupid as you, let you leave me I haven’t had this chance yet, idiot. You have ruined me, Yang Guo. Even if you marry into the royal family, what’s the point ? Are you worthy of her? Anyway, you will just be a lowly concubine. I am not worthy of her . Now people in the palace line up to find me to buy goods and vegetables. I am about to become the richest man in Song Dynasty. I will accompany him 800 times without turning around. As for accepting the ring , I am not allowed to accept it. You can only accept me. It depends on your performance. Take it here. Okay, now it’s just us. I can prove to you now that I am enough . Is that enough? Yuehua, since you have recovered your identity now, then I Are we going back to the palace? No, since you like the quietness of the mountain, I will abdicate and live with you in the mountains. It’s leisurely and comfortable. Can you not be so unmotivated? Just be your own prince and don’t be idle . Why abdicate ? I thought you wouldn’t like it when there are too many people in the palace. I don’t want it. You think I want it. I thought it was not easy for me to meet such a prince . I must go to the palace to enjoy a luxurious life and live a good life with clothes and food provided for me. Hurry up and keep up with the pace of this princess .

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