【FULL】Top thief travels to ancient times, almost castrated, and the empress can hear his thoughts!
Wake up, wake up, hey, wake up. You ‘re already dead, but you still want to hit me. What are you doing ? Let me go. What are you doing? It hurts so much. Yes, what are you doing? You were scared and fainted just now. We finally woke you up. Don’t repay kindness with evil. Frightened and fainted. Where is this? I traveled through time. You are so powerful. You almost broke my wrist. You have to take responsibility. I’m going to make a fortune. Okay, stop it . Come with me. I didn’t expect that after all the hard work in my previous life, I would fall directly into the land of comfort. It ‘s great. It’s right here. Oh, not so good. Where is this? The gym. Oh, father-in-law, I made a mistake. I don’t want to be a eunuch . Please let me go. It’s too late to regret it . Now that you’re in my gym, there’s no way to get out. Damn eunuch, hermaphrodite , screw you. I ‘ll die with you later. Don’t struggle. Just be quiet when you get into the cleansing room. Don’t worry, my knife will be quick and it won’t hurt. Hehehe , hold it down. Hahaha, it’s so powerful. What a pity . Fuck you, come for real. What the hell is this? Why did the guard travel through time with me ? Don’t move, or you’ll die . Don’t move, or you’ll die. Someone’s son died as a eunuch. Who the hell is your son? You little bastard , look carefully. I am your godfather. I actually traveled through time and space to become a supporting actor with the same name and surname as you. The person in front of me is my godfather. Why are you here and become a eunuch ? You two go away first. It’s my son. Hehehehehe. A year ago, I was sent to Dongzhou to assassinate that damn emperor. Who knew that I would be castrated when I arrived in Dongzhou ? The chief eunuch arranged me to be castrated in this cleansing room. How could I have the chance to get close to that damn emperor? So after you failed, the queen sent me here. I didn’t expect they would send you. Godfather, please help me. I don’t want to be a eunuch, and you don’t want our Chu family to be extinct, right? Well, here ‘s my thing. You take it and pretend to have castrated you. Eh, is that okay? I’m afraid it’s expired. Others can tell at a glance. Well, how can I castrate you? No, no, I think your method is very good . Hehehe, you can sit up right after exercising. Come here and let us check it out. Come here and let us check on this guy, Lord Steward . He’s in good health and recovers quickly. Look, all the freshly cut bugs are in here. Lord Steward, this thing is too bloody , don’t offend you . Well, anyway, the emperor is in urgent need of manpower. Come with me, yes, this is the best chance to assassinate the dog emperor. You must seize it. If you don’t believe me, kill him. I don’t want to die so early. Now that we all know the direction of the book , can we reach some agreement with the emperor? Promotion is just around the corner. Hey, the fifth one? What fifth one? This is the fifth eunuch the emperor has killed today. Damn, Eunuch Liu, are there any more eunuchs? Yes , there are . Hahaha, this one was sent in right after being castrated . Come in , damn, serving the emperor is like serving a tiger. Is it too late to regret now? Wish you good luck. Pour this hot water and add hot water for the emperor. Okay, damn, the royal brother who rushed out turned out to be a female. No wonder they said the shoe pond is all gold. I thought he was tailless. Hmm, who is talking? This female royal brother is so beautiful. It’s a pity that I can’t see him. He likes to be presumptuous. You actually How dare you criticize my majesty? I didn’t say anything. Did I hear wrong ? Did this bitch deliberately target me for my insolence? Miao Yi, kill her ! Ah , your majesty, I really didn’t say anything. Damn, this bitch must have been stupid after taking poison pills. She wants to kill people at every turn. Wait, how did she know ? He also said that the pill was poisonous. Could he be the reincarnation of an immortal? How should your majesty deal with him? Forget it, just spare her life. Thank you, your majesty. Thank you, your majesty . This woman has a conscience , but it’s a pity that she has been poisoned for too long. She will die of the poison in two years. I only have two years to live. No wonder I have been feeling unwell recently . Come here and add some hot water . Okay, what’s your name? My name is Chu Xiao . How hypocritical! It’s a pity that I am single , otherwise I would find a way to save her. I will play with you . Your majesty, something bad has just happened. I just received news that the eldest prince of Nanliang has brought people to ask Dongzhou to cede two cities to them. How dare they dare to make such a fuss on my territory ? Come with me . It was all this guy’s stupid idea over there . Sending people to Dongzhou for an assassination. He almost got me castrated . This guy turned out to be a fake eunuch . Humph, interesting. Just wait and see how I’ll kill him later. How do you feel? Your Majesty, the Emperor of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, this prince has come here to challenge you, the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, to a literary duel . A literary duel is a contest of poetry between you and me. Whoever’s poetry is better wins, and whoever loses? Separate two cities. Your Majesty, since the Southern Liang wants to compete, then let’s compete. Why should we be afraid ? That ‘s right, the top scholar of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty is extremely talented. When it comes to poetry, he’s not afraid of anyone. Humph, the Eastern Zhou Dynasty wants to compete with you. Let me see . The Prime Minister is usurping the throne, but this woman didn’t even react. The dignified Emperor is actually afraid that I, the top scholar , will definitely win this literary duel. Top scholar, are you sure you can win this literary duel? Your Majesty, as long as Brother Du Yu doesn’t intervene, I’m invincible in poetry under heaven. Very good. What a bullshit, stupid woman! You, the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, are bound to lose this time . What nonsense! Why would the Eastern Zhou Dynasty lose? My young master, your brows are furrowed. Do you think the Eastern Zhou Dynasty will lose? Your Majesty, I think it’s not the Eastern Zhou Dynasty that will lose , but this champion. Asshole , a mere eunuch dares to discuss state affairs. Do you have the right to speak? My young eunuch, I am the champion appointed by Your Majesty personally. When it comes to poetry and songs, I am the best in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. No one dares to claim second place. Does the eunuch think you are better than me ? You strive for first place because you haven’t met the opponent. If I take you to fight, you will definitely lose. How arrogant of you! You are a lowly and inferior person who probably can’t even read a single word. Yet you dare to speak so arrogantly that the top scholar will lose to Your Majesty. This little eunuch is your man. He is talking nonsense on such an important occasion and disrupting the morale of the army. If he is not executed, it may damage the emperor’s reputation. What is this guy doing ? Is he courting death? Shut up, Your Majesty. I am telling the truth. Why are you kicking me? I am afraid that our top scholar will wet his pants when he sees the other side’s people coming out. It’s a joke. I will wet my pants with fear . You damn eunuch , why don’t we make a bet? If I win the competition, I will petition the emperor to sentence you to death and torn into pieces by five horses. If you What if I lose? If I lose, then I am sorry to Dong Zhou and the emperor. The emperor, chop off my head. But you said, please ask Your Majesty to be our witness. Since you have made a bet , I will agree. Just your words are enough. Brother Du Yu, come out. What? Brother Du Yu, it’s over now. Brother Du Yu, it’s over now. I didn’t expect that you, the eunuch, actually recognized me . Yes, I am Brother Du Yu. You, you are really Brother Du Yi. You are such a waste . Drag me out. I think you are crazy and scared. Nan Liang came prepared this time. Brother Du Yi , except for me, a modern person who has read 300 Tang poems, who can beat him? Judging from his appearance , he might really have a way to deal with you. This is your Dongzhong’s literati. You fainted immediately before you were scared. I think your Dongzhong’s literati are all useless, Crown Prince. Are you going too far? Am I going too far? Otherwise , send another person to fight. Let’s see who dares to fight against my Southern Liang. If no one fights, then this round will be the victory of my Southern Liang. What about you? Just cede two cities to me, Your Majesty. We just lost two cities. Give them in. Yes, Your Majesty, please give them in two days. I will fight them back for you. Your Majesty , please don’t go back on your word. If you dare to go back on your word, the soldiers of Southern Liang will not agree. Please give up the cities. Please give up the cities. You are really a bunch of cowards . Your Majesty, a wise man who knows the times. I think you should admit defeat. Who said we lost? Little Chuzi, go meet this Brother Du Yu. Who is he? Hahahahahahahaha Your Majesty, I think you really have no one to use. You actually sent a eunuch to fight the emperor. Absolutely not. If this gets out, people all over the world will laugh at me, saying that I, the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, have no one. Yes, the emperor lost even to the top scholar. How can a mere eunuch be an enemy of Brother Du Yi? Let’s not humiliate ourselves. I still need you to make my decision. Young master, if you win, I can agree to any request of yours , any request , any request. But if you lose, I will chop off your head. Damn , this woman changes her face faster than turning the pages of a book. She deserves death. So, are you going or not? Yixia , watch my performance for the rest of the day. Hmm, sir , I think the Emperor of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty is desperate and trying any possible means. Well, you can just make a few reluctant noises to make him die faster. Then I’ll take out the poem I wrote when I was six years old. Little eunuch, prick up your dog ears and listen carefully. A desolate scene. Wild geese fly south. The flowers have faded, when will they return? Yuhui Netease is crying, I can’t see my beloved. Fallen leaves are with me. Just listen carefully. The east wind blows thousands of flowers at night , and blows my heart down like rain. The fragrance of BMWs and carved carriages fills the road. The sound of phoenix flutes moves, and the light of the jade pot rotates. Fish and dragons dance all night. Wow, how is this possible ? Goose, snow willow, golden threads, smile and faint fragrance. I searched for him among the crowd for a thousand times , but when I turned around , he was there in the dim light . What a beautiful thing . Chu Xiao, how many surprises do you have in mind? This little eunuch actually did something so amazing . It’s incredible , it’s really incredible , so beautiful. How can there be such a beautiful poem in this world? Poet , you are the real Poet , I lost . I searched for him among the crowd for a thousand times, but when I turned around, he was there in the dim light. I spent 50,000 taels to hire you, and you still say you are not my opponent. Give me 25,000 . Prince , you should find someone more powerful next time, otherwise you will be embarrassed . You dare to laugh at me. Today you have to cut it whether you want to or not. Go Oh, hurry up, this, this, this code is a thunderbolt! Retreat quickly! Have you touched enough? Sorry, Your Majesty , come and capture him . There ‘s no need to chase him . They must have planned this in advance . Maybe there’s a large army to support them. Chu Xiao was rewarded with ten thousand taels of gold for his meritorious service in protecting the emperor. Thank you, Your Majesty, you’re rich now . It’s a pity that my grenade , which I used to save my life, Your Majesty . The thing your eunuch just used is so powerful. If it is captured by the enemy, it will be detrimental to our Eastern Zhou. I suggest executing him to eliminate the trouble forever. Hey, you can’t burn bridges after crossing the river. I just saved Your Majesty . Although you saved Your Majesty , what the Prime Minister just said is not unreasonable. Judging from your current actions, I ‘m afraid the Southern Liang will definitely not give up. The army attacks our Eastern Zhou, causing misery for the people. It was my fault. I should have made you give up the city and killed the emperor so that you, a bunch of losers, could usurp the throne, right? I dare not. I think you dare very much. It is because of your inaction that the small Southern Liang has allowed the Eastern Zhou to ride on the coattails of the Southern Liang. Why has the emperor suddenly become so kind? May I inform the emperor that the Southern Liang army of 100,000 is stationed in Yancheng and Feng’an. I knew they wouldn’t give up those two cities so easily. These are cities that cannot be lost. I don’t want them anymore. What will I do without these two cities ? Why don’t I want them? Li Ping, I order you to lead the troops to recapture the two cities immediately. Your Majesty, most of our troops are stationed on the border to prevent invasion by the other three kingdoms. If we need to recall them urgently, we can only recall 50,000 troops, while the other side has at least 100,000. We can’t win , so why not just forget it? Yes, Your Majesty, those two cities are easy to defend but difficult to attack. If we attack by force, we will probably lose 50,000 soldiers and horses in vain. If we take action , Southern Liang will have an excuse to attack us. Now that our national strength is weak , we are no match for Southern Liang . So, Your Majesty, please think twice. Is there no one available in Eastern Zhou? Your Majesty, the hidden weapon that the eunuch just used was so powerful. If you use this hidden weapon, I believe the eunuch can lead the soldiers to capture these two cities easily ? What? I only have one weapon. Isn’t this asking me to die? You, a eunuch, want to be a general. What a joke . Don’t talk nonsense. I’m just asking you to bet . Since you want to die , I’ll grant your wish. If you lose, don’t cheat. Don’t worry, I won’t cheat. But you, don’t cheat. It’s a joke. Don’t say you only have one hidden weapon. Even if you have a lot, you won’t win this time. You’re doomed. Let’s wait and see . One month later Recover the two cities, Prime Minister, isn’t that kid a little too confident ? Did he deliberately trick us with those hidden weapons ? He still has quite a few of them . The Southern Liang sent 100,000 soldiers to garrison. How can he win with only 10,000 soldiers? Humph, that kid has never been on the battlefield. Even if he were given 200,000 soldiers, he might not be able to take those two cities. That’s true. The emperor was very aggressive today and confronted us several times. I guess it must be that little eunuch’s doing. Let’s find a chance to kill that little eunuch. Now is not the time. The emperor values him very much. If we kill him directly, the emperor will definitely stop him. That’s why I asked you to make a bet with him today. As long as he loses, we will kill him and the emperor will have no reason to stop me. Then I will put some obstacles in his way and see how the emperor behaves . Does he want to take back power? Why don’t we wait a little longer ? He was impulsive . Now he has offended even Prime Minister Xiao Se and Li Bing. I don’t have ten lives left. Don’t worry, I will protect you from now on, no one dares to touch you. Your Prime Minister has even shit on your head. What’s the point of you protecting me ? Well, what did you say? I said thank you, Your Majesty . I also know that the entire court is full of the Prime Minister’s people, but I can’t do anything about it . Although I am the emperor , I have no one I can use in the court. How can I compete with the Prime Minister? Fortunately, you appeared . Are you willing to join me in dealing with the Prime Minister, this little virgin? Well, help me, okay, don’t worry, as long as I am here , they are like grasshoppers in my hand, unable to jump a few times. I believe in you , Your Majesty, you seem to have said that as long as I defeat the Southern Liang delegation, I can make any request to you . Then, can I? What is it? Your Majesty, Doctor Liu has sent you an elixir . Your Majesty, this is the elixir that I have just refined. Please take it. This is the elixir that caused the early death of this stinky woman. Little Chuzi has made great contributions to protecting the country. Give him this elixir that can prolong his life. What’s wrong ? Do you despise my reward ? No, I think this reward is too heavy. I can’t afford it, little virgin. You are too modest. Go and take the pill. Your Majesty, I , I, go! If you dare not take it, believe it or not, I will chop off your head . Your Majesty , in fact, this pill is poisonous. You are slandering me. How dare this little bitch doubt that I don’t want to live? Your Majesty , please order this eunuch to be dragged out and beheaded. No rush, let me hear what he has to say first. This pill is very toxic. People who take it won’t see any problems in the short term , but over time, the toxins will accumulate too much and once they erupt, they will definitely die. You, you are talking nonsense. Am I talking nonsense? Just find a chicken, duck, or rabbit and feed it to me and you will know if I am talking nonsense . Go , Your Majesty , this is a sacrifice . Your Majesty, this is what the Prime Minister ordered me to do. Prime Minister Liu, the imperial physician, said that the taking of the poison pill was instructed by you. Your Majesty, I have already investigated. This imperial physician Liu is a spy sent by the Southern Liang Dynasty. He said this to sow discord between us, the monarch and his subjects . He deserves death. Go kill him. Stop the execution. Silence the witness. What a cruel fox! The emperor’s spy is dead. I have nothing to do now . Back off! Ah, ah, it’s that damn eunuch who ‘s ruining my plans again . Come here ! I’m going to kill you ! I’m going to kill you! My lord, how did he know that the ammunition was poisonous? This is no longer important. I must get rid of him now. I’m going to kill him . There’s no rush. We can use General Li to get rid of that damn eunuch . Where did you get the medicine? I made it myself. If I weren’t afraid that the imperial doctors would be killed by the Prime Minister, I’m too lazy to endure it for you because the Prime Minister bribed me. You’re so good to me. It’s not that important. It’s mainly because you protect me. I’m afraid that if something happens to you, no one will protect me. Okay, take the medicine obediently. Then you feed me . Then you feed me . I’m old and still need someone to feed me. It’s so bitter. Good medicine tastes bitter . Your Majesty, don’t be impulsive . I heard that you brought 10,000 soldiers to attack two cities. Otherwise, I can call more people for you. 10,000 soldiers are enough. If you add more people, I’m afraid that the Prime Minister and Li Ping will cause trouble again. You ‘re right , but how are you going to capture the two cities? Use grenades . Grenade is that powerful hidden weapon. Yes, one batch can be made in a month and it’s enough. By the way, does Your Majesty have any powerful ironwork casters in the palace? Yes, there are. His name is Dongfang Shu . I’m Dong Zhou, the number one caster . He is currently in the military camp, responsible for casting weapons for the soldiers. Lend him to me. Okay, I’ll find him tomorrow. Master Dongfang, do you think this can be done? Yes, it can be done as long as there are enough materials. I can make as many as you want. As for the materials, I’ll send them to you as soon as possible . Okay, Lord Chu , I’ll go down first. Hmm, Your Majesty , how’s your strength? You’re being too attentive for no reason. Just tell me what it is . Give me some money . I don’t have any money, but I want it for free. I want to buy materials and ask Master Dongfang to make weapons for me to attack those two cities. The money in the national treasury is used for disaster relief. Recently, disasters have occurred in various places in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. Where is the money for disaster relief? I remembered that in the original plot, The Eastern Zhou Dynasty did suffer many disasters, and the people were full of complaints and rebelled , which accelerated the demise of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty . What does the original plot mean? I don’t understand what this guy said. Among them, the drought in Changshui County was the most serious , and the people in Changshui County were the first to rebel . Changshui County rebelled. I am so stupid that I forgot that there was no drought in Changshui County at this time. A disaster is about to happen in Changshui County. Little Chuzi, you can’t have the ability to predict the future, right? Let me tell you who you are. I am just an ordinary eunuch . Humph, an ordinary eunuch can surpass the world’s number one scholar. Humph , tell me who you are. Believe it or not, I won’t tell the truth. If you knew that I came from time travel, you would lock me up for seven days to study me. What does time travel mean? Well, I will believe you for the time being. Then tell me why a disaster happened in Changshui County? I, I saw that the weather has been very hot recently and there is a water shortage in Changshui County, so it is easy to have a disaster. There’s a drought . Let me remind you, this is the case. Okay , then I’ll send someone to check it out. Your Majesty , since the treasury is out of money, please give me the ten thousand taels of gold you awarded me first. I’ll use it to buy materials. Your ten thousand taels of gold are temporarily gone . The treasury is empty, so I’ll use your ten thousand taels of gold for disaster relief. But I promised you that I would definitely compensate you when I have money . Ha , damn, I’ve dug a hole for myself, it seems like it’s you .
If I have no money, I can’t attack those two cities. You just wait for me to collect your body in three days. Hello, I will give you a grand funeral, you heartless person. Okay, I won’t tease you anymore. If you have no money, you can ask the queen for her . Tonight, you will serve the queen for me. After serving her well, just ask her for some jewelry. There are such good things . As expected, all men are the same . Hey, I’m different from other men. Oh, how am I different ? Oh, how am I different? There will always be only you in my heart . You want If you don’t want to, I would rather die than go to the Queen. What nonsense are you talking about, you scoundrel? I’m not talking nonsense, Xueyao. There is no room for any other woman except you in my heart. I would rather lose the bet, I would rather die than go to the Queen . Don’t talk nonsense . I don’t want you to die. You go to the Queen, I won’t mind . Really? Of course it’s true. But if you don’t want to, I won’t force you. Hey, no, don’t say that. Everyone is mortal since ancient times. For the country of Eastern Zhou, I am willing to sacrifice myself . You clown, you are so nice. Hey, this stupid woman is so easy to fool . You bastard, here we are. This is the Queen’s bedroom. Will it really not be exposed like this? Generally speaking, it won’t. The Queen has poor eyesight at night. But if it is really exposed, you will die tonight. Then I won’t go. Who is it, Emperor? Is it you, Emperor? My beloved concubine, Your Majesty, I have been waiting for you for a long time. I’m here, Your Majesty , you are not Your Majesty’s beloved concubine, you are talking nonsense. What? I am the emperor, my beloved concubine. What nonsense are you talking about? I am the emperor. I have hugged the emperor before. Your body shape is obviously different from that of the emperor. Who are you, my beloved concubine? I have been practicing martial arts recently and eating a lot, so I have gained weight. If you don’t believe me, I can prove it to you. How can I prove it ? On our wedding night, I was reviewing memorials in the imperial study. You came over and covered me with a quilt. The next morning you even made me a bowl of soup. Only the emperor and I know this. You are really the emperor ’s beloved concubine. You actually don’t believe me. You have disappointed me so much. Your Majesty , it was my fault. To make up for my mistake, please lie down and let me serve you. Okay, my 25-year virginity has finally been broken. It feels great . Your Majesty, you were too fierce just now. It was just an appetizer . You will taste something more fierce later. If you keep playing, I can’t bear it. So, my beloved concubine, can I ask you for a favor ? What help? The national treasury is empty and disasters are happening all over the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. There’s no money for disaster relief, but I don’t have any money myself. There’s a box of jewelry on the table in my room. You can sell it for money. Did you succeed ? Your waist won’t work. You’re too useless. I’ve come here more than a dozen times. Even a waist made of iron can’t bear it. No, why are you still here? You’re not eavesdropping all the time, are you? I’m eavesdropping, I’m eavesdropping , you big-headed ghost. Eavesdropping, eavesdropping,
flying, flying, flying. Did you get the money ? But he gave me some jewelry. You can sell it for money. These jewelry can probably be exchanged for more than 3,000 taels . Is it enough? No, what should I do? You only have two days. I have my own way . If it doesn’t work, he will send you out of the palace. Are you caring about me, you dog man? Who cares about you? Oh, damn it, huh, huh, huh , stinky woman, can’t you talk properly? Why do you like to touch me? Why do you insist on sending me to Chongqing? I can’t reveal I’m a woman. What’s the big deal? There have been female emperors in history, but the circumstances were different. My father died of illness when I was born. To consolidate the Eastern Zhou dynasty, they made me the crown prince and raised me as a boy. If the prime minister knew I was a woman, he would immediately rebel. Even if you are the second male god, they will rebel. It is only a matter of time. Yes, now the entire court is full of the Prime Minister’s people. Even the Empress is the Prime Minister’s daughter. I am a lonely man, but I also want to protect this country. Father, the Emperor, Mother, the Empress, and I have tried our best. I am so tired. You still have me . I will help you clear all obstacles and make you the eternal empress. What has become of it? It smells so good. The fragrance it emits is so fragrant. I feel like I am in a sea of flowers. What is this? It’s called perfume. Just spray it on and you will smell good all day long. Well, how much do you think you can make by selling this thing? At least 5 100,000 taels of silver. I think if it sells well, it will be worth much more than that . You want to use the money from selling perfume to buy ingredients, but I’m afraid it’s too late. So I want to sell the formula of this perfume. Please help me gather all the wealthy merchants in Dongzhou. I want to hold an auction. No problem . By the way, the Prime Minister and General Li will probably make things difficult for me. Please send someone to help me keep an eye on them. Okay , sir. The letter from the palace did not expect that I am really a man. It seems that my previous guess was wrong. Sir, what should we do next ? If I am a man, then let’s wait for Nanliang to take action first. By the way, has that dead eunuch done anything recently? What’s going on? I just got the news. That damn eunuch developed something called perfume. He’s going to auction the formula for this perfume at Mingyue Tower tonight. What is this perfume? I heard that spraying it on your body can make you smell good . This damn eunuch didn’t think about how to attack those two cities, but instead tinkered with these useless things . Is he going to give up? He has to give up. How can 10,000 horses defeat 100,000 horses ? That’s true . But even if he gives up, I won’t let him off easily . Notify General Li and ask him to join in the fun tonight. Just listen to my orders. After the matter is done. I’ll give you 1,000 taels of gold. If you don’t agree, I’ll kill your mother right now. No need for General Li, I’ll listen to you, Shopkeeper Yang. Your Yang’s Trading Company is the number one trading company in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. I didn’t expect that a big shot like you would have the time to join in the fun here. Hahaha, the emperor asked me to come, so I dare not refuse. I heard from the emperor that selling perfume can make 1 million a year , which is more than the annual profit of my Wang’s Trading Company. Your Majesty, you are exaggerating. I heard that the national treasury is empty . Are you taking this opportunity to ask us for money? We have the prime minister’s support behind us. The emperor dare not act recklessly, otherwise the prime minister will not agree. What are you talking about ? You’ve been waiting for a long time. I’m the eunuch beside the emperor. My name is Chu Xiao. Tonight, okay, let’s get started. Our time is precious. Okay, then I won’t waste any more words. What I’m auctioning tonight is the formula of perfume. This is the perfume . You can smell it. It smells so good. Come on, let me smell it too . Wow, it smells so good. Let me see. This is perfume. Just one drop can make the fragrance last all day. I wonder what the four bosses think. How much is the cost? This bottle is two cents. What two cents ? It’s incredible. My friend, please sell me the secret formula of this bottle of perfume. This bottle of perfume… Just sell me the secret recipe. Hey, I still like your rebellious look at the beginning. Just now, I was blind to recognize Mount Tai, my friend, don’t take it to heart. The starting bid for this perfume secret recipe is 1 million taels. I’ll offer 2 million. 2.5 million taels, I’ll offer 5 million. What 5 million? Shopkeeper Yang, are you crazy? Even if this perfume sells well , it will take you at least two years to recoup your investment. The price doesn’t matter. I mainly want to make friends with Eunuch Chu. If you’re not convinced , just raise the price . Then the perfume formula will belong to you all. Wait, four shopkeepers, you have all been deceived by him. He deceived General Li. What do you mean by this, you damn eunuch? The reason why perfume smells so good is because it’s poisonous . Yes, it’s poisonous. You can eat whatever you want, but you can’t say whatever you want. You said my perfume is poisonous. Where’s the evidence? Show him the evidence. I used his perfume and my face became like this. I beg General Li and the four shopkeepers to help me. Is this true or not? But you have to explain clearly, otherwise you won’t walk out of this door alive. You damn eunuch, you actually sold us something poisonous. You have evil intentions. Are you a spy sent by the Southern Liang to destroy our Eastern Zhou? You damn eunuch, given the current situation , even if the emperor comes, he can’t save you. What a pity, three days haven’t passed yet. You’re about to die, a bunch of you. You still dare to scold us when you’re about to die. You’re too presumptuous . General Li, please kill him quickly to eliminate this evil for the people. You damn eunuch, be a low-key person in your next life and don’t mess with people you can’t afford to mess with . Stop, Your Majesty, how dare you come here and not kneel when you see Your Majesty ? Are you planning to rebel? You see Your Majesty, you see Your Majesty, everyone, please stand up. Thank You , Your Majesty. The perfume invented by Eunuch Chu is poisonous. Look , this girl’s face has been poisoned like this. I killed her to eliminate this evil for the people. Yes, Your Majesty, this damn eunuch has evil intentions. Please order his execution. Young master, explain to him, I say, you are stupid , why don’t you admit it? Open your dog eyes and look carefully, bring the person up here. This girl , do you know this woman ? I don’t know her . Yan’er , I am your mother . How can you not know me? You have the wrong person . So, just kill this woman. No, no, sir, she is my mother. I beg you not to kill her. Tell the truth and I can spare your mother’s life. Okay, Li Ping, why are you killing people to silence them? I just suddenly felt that this person might have deliberately framed the eunuch, so I wanted to kill him and clear Eunuch Chu’s name. You’re talking nonsense! It was you who gave me 1,000 taels of gold to frame Eunuch Chu. If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will kill your entire family. You can say that I am protecting you and no one dares to touch you . Thank you, Your Majesty. This is the case. My mother is sick and needs money for medicine. General Li found me and gave me 1,000 taels of gold. So what’s the matter with the pimples on your face ? I had an illness when I was a child and my face was covered with pimples. So that’s it. General Li, do you have anything else to say? Did you know my plan a long time ago ? That’s not the case . I just knew you would definitely make things difficult for me, so I asked Miaoyi to keep an eye on you. I didn’t expect to meet you. I happened to see you taking this girl away . You’re lucky. Luck is also a part of strength. Li Ping, you openly framed my eunuch. Someone, take him away and await your punishment. You dead eunuch, just wait. The Prime Minister will definitely rescue me. When I get out, I will definitely kill you. You suppressed me , and you still want to get out ? Maybe in your next life. Eunuch Chu, there was a misunderstanding just now . Please forgive me. Well, it’s okay . I can give you the formula for the perfume right now. I’ll collect the 5 million taels of silver tonight and send it to you. Manager Yang, you are a smart man . We can cooperate more in the future . Of course, Eunuch Chu. Please cooperate with me, Your Majesty. I don’t cooperate with fools . I’m sorry. Oh, Your Majesty, I heard that you put General Li in the prison . This is absolutely not allowed. Your Majesty, our hundreds of thousands of troops in Dongzhong cannot be without a commander. Please release General Li. Please release General Li . Who said there is no commander ? Once little Chu captures those two cities, he will be the commander. Your Majesty, please forgive me for being frank. The siege has been going on for half a month, but there is no movement from Eunuch Shu. I think he has given up. Who said I gave up? I have been preparing secret weapons. Could it be that you… You ‘re talking about that powerful hidden weapon. Didn’t you say you only had one? I only have one , but I have a secret recipe for it. It’s impossible. Hidden weapons are supposed to be from heaven. You’re lucky to have one. How could there be a recipe ? You’re bluffing. Since the Prime Minister doesn’t believe me, I’ll open your eyes. Bring it in. Hahahaha. You’re still fooling me. This is not the hidden weapon from before. What is this? A rolling pin? Is Eunuch Chu planning to roll out dumpling wrappers and smash the Southern Liang army to death? Hahaha. Young master, will this secret weapon work? Humph. Since the Prime Minister doesn’t believe me, let me make a bet with you. What is the bet? If this grenade is really that powerful, then you will be the Prime Minister. Otherwise, I will release General Li. What do you think? This kid actually bullies others by taking advantage of his power . Prime Minister , make a bet with him. Think about it, if he had this secret weapon, he would have dominated the area long ago. Why would he stoop to being a small eunuch ? It makes sense . Okay, I’ll make a bet with you. Come on, let me see your performance, little virgin. Are you sure you can do it? Don’t worry, it’s no problem. Oh, such a powerful force, so powerful, this is impossible, this is impossible, this is absolutely impossible, Prime Minister , I’m sorry, I will be the Prime Minister from now on . Who do you think you are? Are you worthy of being the Prime Minister? Humph, that’s it. How can such a small thing shatter a rock ? You must be playing tricks. So, tell me what I did. It’s simple. I broke the rock into pieces beforehand and then glued it back together. From the outside, the rock looks fine , but it actually breaks with a slight touch . No wonder such a small thing can shatter such a huge rock . So that’s how it is . Lord Xu is really clever. Your Excellency, Prime Minister, you’re too kind . You damn eunuch, you almost deceived all of us. You’re so cunning and despicable. To become the Prime Minister, you resorted to such despicable means. You’re so shameless. Your Majesty, this damn eunuch not only deceived us but also us. You are committing the crime of deceiving the emperor . According to the laws of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty , you must be beheaded. Your Majesty, please order him to be executed. Your Majesty, please order this dead eunuch to be beheaded. Young master, what do you think we should do ? According to your opinion, my grenade has no power at all. Otherwise, sir, would you like to test the power of my grenade? What are you going to do? Of course, I want to blow you up. What are you doing ? I haven’t even thrown it yet. What are you afraid of? How dare you play tricks on me ? Didn’t you say that this grenade has no power ? Why are you hiding ? I want to hide, so what’s it to you? Lord Xu doesn’t dare to test the power of this guard mine . What about the other lords? Does anyone want to try it? No, I don’t dare . I dare not, and neither do they. Then, Lord Prime Minister, do you dare? Don’t be so presumptuous . Humph, if I am presumptuous, it will be so loud . In fact, you all know the power of my grenade, but you just don’t want to admit it. You want to cheat, Lord Prime Minister , am I right? Lord Prime Minister, you are willing to accept the loss. Since you lose, you must give up the position of Prime Minister to Xiao Chuzi to sit on the throne. It’s not that I don’t want to admit defeat. If this damn eunuch wins me fair and square, then I am naturally willing to give up the position of Prime Minister and let him trap me . I do n’t accept it, so stop talking nonsense. You just want to cheat, humph, I am cheating, what can you do to me? Wei Zhong, you actually cheated ! Aren’t you afraid of being ridiculed by the world if the news gets out ? The world will laugh at you if the emperor lets this damn eunuch be the prime minister . Wei Zhong, how dare you contradict me, Your Majesty! It’s not that I contradict you, but you made the wrong order. I have the right to set things right and correct your mistakes. What have I done wrong? Letting this damn eunuch be the prime minister is my biggest mistake ! Your Majesty, please don’t make any more mistakes. Just listen to the prime minister. He won’t harm you. We will never let this damn eunuch… You who want to be the prime minister, you take yourselves too seriously. Do I need you if I want to be the prime minister? Please speak politely . Politeness is for people, not for animals. Your Majesty, you are right. That’s right. There is no need to be polite to animals. You , the prime minister, just asked me what would happen if you cheated . I killed you. What do you think? You dare to kill me . Not only do I dare to kill you , I will kill you as well . What do you want to do? Is there anything we can discuss ? What level are you? Are you qualified to stand and talk to me ? Kneel down, kneel down. What? Kneel down. Chu Xiao, don’t go too far. If you don’t kneel, you will die. Ah, ah, ah, I kneel. Prime Minister, what about you? Good boy, I will remember you. You clown is really powerful . I’ve completely subjugated the Prime Minister and his men. Now I’m the Prime Minister. Who’s in favor of me? Who’s against me? I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. But why do I feel like you’re a little bit dissatisfied? No, not dissatisfied . That’s a pity. This way I won’t have a reason to kill you. Lord Chu, you’re joking. I’m really not dissatisfied. I’m willing to give up the position of Prime Minister to you . Okay, since you’re so sensible, I’ll spare your life. Wang Zhao, let’s go back first. I’ll make some preparations and then attack those two cities. Let’s go, Prime Minister, what should we do next? You damn eunuch, I’ll make you pay back for the humiliation you’ve inflicted on me today a hundredfold, a thousandfold. Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah , huh. As for the fact that the Emperor will make you beg on your knees, our young master, you must be careful. Do n’t worry, I can capture those two cities tonight, and I’ll be back tomorrow night at the latest. Okay, I’ll wait for your triumphant return . By the way , I remember someone seemed to say that as long as I overthrow the Prime Minister , I can do whatever I want . Wait for you to come back and you can pick it up. Okay, then I’m leaving. Wait a minute , this is a small reward for you . You must come back safely . Don’t worry, I’ll favor you when I come back. What’s going on ? Why isn’t anyone attending court? The Emperor is in big trouble. The ministers are on strike. They say that if they want to attend court, General Li must be released and Lord Wei must be reinstated as Prime Minister. These damn guys think they can force him this way. ” I wouldn’t compromise even in my dreams. But if the emperor and his ministers go on strike, the entire court will be at a standstill. If this continues, our Eastern Zhou will be plunged into chaos within three days. What should we do now? I ‘m too stupid to think of a solution . If you were here, you would definitely be able to come up with a solution. When will you be back ? Prime Minister , your trick is truly amazing. The entire court is at a standstill now. The emperor must be anxious. It won’t be long before he asks us to return. The emperor is still too young. If he fights me, he’s doomed to lose miserably. Oh, right? How should we rescue General Li ? That’s easy. Prime Minister, you’re truly talented. This trick is incredible. According to me, it won’t take more than three days. ” The emperor will surely release General Li obediently. Hello, General Chu. How is the battle going? Your grenades are amazing. Just throw them twice and you’ve captured two cities of Southern Liang. This is as expected . Notify the troops and return to the capital. Hey, Xinyang, here I come. Does it still hurt ? Your Majesty, it doesn’t hurt after you rubbed it like this. How did this happen? Why is my butt still hurt? How did this happen? Why is my butt still hurt ? Your Majesty, you don’t know. I was surrounded by more than 20 soldiers from Southern Liang and they just beat my butt. If it weren’t for my superb martial arts skills, I ‘m afraid my butt would have been beaten to pieces . Why does it sound wrong? Hey, Your Majesty, please don’t worry about it . It’s getting late. Why don’t you go to bed early? Hey , Your Majesty, your words are true. You can’t break your promises. Isn’t your butt injured? Why don’t you wait until you’re healed ? No, my butt doesn’t hurt anymore. But please, don’t say but. Your Majesty, just relax and let me serve you, okay? Damn , what are those two people doing? Let that dead eunuch come back alive. Prime Minister, this dead eunuch is a bit weird and hard to kill. Humph, Old King of Heaven. I’m going to kill him too. I ‘m going to give this packet of poison to the Queen. I’m going to find a way to make that damn eunuch take it. My aunt, please give him to the Queen. Humph, this damn eunuch, I don’t believe you won’t die this time. How about it? Is it comfortable? Well, Master, you tossed me all night last night . I’m afraid I won’t be able to get out of bed today , so let’s not get up. Okay , let’s do it again ? Come again. I’m fine with anything. Your Majesty, something happened to Eunuch Chu. Are you saying that a lot of people have gathered outside the palace ? Yes, those people are shouting, “Release General Li!” They also say that Eunuch Chu is a wicked man who spreads rumors and misleads the people. They say that you have been bewitched by Eunuch Chu. It ‘s all nonsense. “It ‘s all Wei Zhong’s fault, Miaoyin. You should take your men and drive them away. Absolutely not. Why? If you do this, it will not only fail to solve the problem , but will backfire. First, it will make the people resentful. Second, Wei Zhong will use this opportunity to make a big fuss and lead more and more people to be hostile to me , or even hostile to me. If the people start to be hostile to me, then my kingdom will be in danger. ” That’s right. If Wei Zhong wants to rebel, he can rely on the power of the people to seize your throne without spending a single soldier. So what do you say we should do ? If we want to break the deadlock, we have to make a fuss about Li Ping. Prime Minister, you’re finally here! Please rescue me! General Li has suffered these past few days. Let’s have a drink first. Thank you, Prime Minister, for the wine. General Li, you may not know this yet. The 500,000 taels you embezzled have already been discovered by the Emperor. It’s impossible. I hid the money I embezzled in the well. I’m the only one who knows. How could the Emperor do this? It was that damned eunuch who was behind this . It’s him again. Wait until I get out, and I’ll kill him. I ‘m afraid General Li doesn’t stand a chance, because tomorrow at noon the Emperor will interrogate you in front of the people. You want to snatch more embezzlers out of you? Prime Minister, don’t worry, I’ll keep my mouth shut and will never give you up. I only trust the dead. Wine is poisonous. Wei Zhong, General Li, you can go without worry. Your wife and your daughter , hum, I will take good care of them for you. As for that damn eunuch, I guess the Queen has already succeeded. Oh , don’t keep pinching here. If you pinch my kidneys, they will become weak and you will cry in the future. I don’t understand what you are saying. Oh , by the way, how did you know that Li Ping hid the stolen money in the well? Kiss me and I will tell you now, okay? Actually, I am an immortal from heaven who has come down to earth to help you achieve an eternal empire. Are you so easy to fool, idiot? I believe everything you say. If I don’t tell him the truth, actually, my emperor is in big trouble. General Li died in the Tianlao . What? He died. How did he die? The soldiers guarding the Tianlao said it was suicide. There’s no need to call a coroner to investigate Li Ping’s cause of death. Think about it, who in the entire court could have killed Li Ping in the Tianlao ? Wei Zhong was right. He was the one who killed to silence the little virgin. What should we do next ? We can only wait. He made the first move, revealing his flaws . Now there’s nothing we can do. The Empress has arrived. Why is he here ? Wei Zhong must have sent him. Let’s see first. Greetings to the Empress , Your Majesty, why are you here ? I see you’ve been busy reviewing memorials all night long, and I ‘m afraid you’ve exhausted yourself, so I specifically instructed the imperial chef to prepare the meal. I prepared this bowl of nourishing soup overnight to nourish you. Drink it while it’s hot. Both bowls are for me. The one on the left is for the Emperor, and the one on your right is for Eunuch Chu. Eunuch Chu worked so hard to capture the two cities of Nanling. This bowl of soup is my reward to you. Thank you, Queen, that vixen. I just treated her father so badly. How could she have any good intentions? This bowl of soup is probably problematic . Eunuch Chu , drink it while it’s hot. Oh, Queen, my stomach hurts a little . How about drinking it later? This bowl of nourishing soup is just the right thing to cure your stomachache . Eunuch Chu, you ‘d better drink it as soon as possible. This bitch keeps urging me to drink this. There must be a problem. What should I do? Eunuch Chu, please give me this bowl of soup. Your Majesty, please do n’t. Wait, something is wrong. Why has the emperor become so petite again ? What is going on? What do you mean? Your Majesty, the bowl of soup I prepared for you is more nutritious than Eunuch Chu’s, so I subconsciously stopped you from drinking it. Please forgive me, Your Majesty. It’s okay , please go down. I’ll take my leave. Your Majesty, I’ll wait for you tonight. Your Majesty , why does the emperor suddenly want to drink Eunuch Chu’s soup ? Does the emperor know that there is something wrong with that bowl of soup ? That’s possible. And there is something wrong with the emperor himself. How come you don’t know? Go to hell, hey, hey, wait, I’m telling you, I’m telling you. Who on earth is impersonating the emperor, Empress? In fact, you have seen me during the day . I saw you during the day . You are the eunuch Chu beside the emperor. That’s right, you, a dog slave , how dare you tease me like this ? If the emperor knew , he would chop off your head . Do you think I dare to do this without the emperor’s permission ? What do you mean the emperor asked you to come ? How could he do this ? Does he think I am some kind of brothel girl who can be toyed with at will? Hey, Empress, don’t get excited. I’m going to tell my father and let him kill you . If you tell this to your father, he will probably kill you. What nonsense are you talking about? My father won’t do this. He will… Your father asked you to enter the palace and become the queen so that you could control the emperor, right? How did you know that? Not only did you fail to complete the task, but you also had an affair with a eunuch like me. Do you think your father would kill you in a fit of rage? No, father, he would n’t do that . He would do that because your brother had an affair with a prostitute, so your father secretly killed your brother . Only my father and I know how you knew it. Don’t worry about how I knew it. Just tell me . Do you still dare to tell your father now ? What do you think we should do? Wei Zhong and the others are really stupid. They actually gave you a chance . What do you mean? You can use this opportunity to develop your own team. Hmm, I don’t understand. How did you become the emperor if you were so stupid ? Hey, you actually dared to laugh at me. Don’t get in my bed anymore. Get out of here. Hahaha, madam, I was wrong . Don’t be angry . What do you mean by finding a team of my own ? You can support some scholars without any background and arrange for them to serve in the court. This way, we can maintain the operation of the court. Secondly, they are your people and can help you fight against Wei Zhong. Oh, I understand, little virgin, you are quite smart to think of this idea . As your man, of course I have to be smart. Of course, hey, you, you’re still here. What else can we do? We can’t waste this beautiful time. So, please be gentle. You have to go to court tomorrow. How is my lord ? Is the prince dead? No, the queen failed in the poisoning . What? It actually failed . This loser was sent to the palace to be the queen and asked to control the emperor. She didn’t do it. It’s okay . She can’t even do such a small thing as poisoning. She is really a loser among losers. But fortunately, the court is now shut down. The emperor will soon kneel down and beg me . Then I will ask the emperor to kill that damn eunuch. My lord , something happened with the emperor. Humph, has the emperor come to beg me? The emperor has found a lot of scholars and arranged these scholars to serve in the court. What did you say? The emperor found scholars. Serving in the court, yes , start, start , yeah yeah ah ah ah, sir, what should we do next , what else can we do? Of course, we have to go back to court, otherwise, in the blink of an eye, all the people in the court will become the emperor’s people. Let’s go, Wei Zhong, aren’t you not going to court? Your Majesty, I was sick before, but now I’m well, so of course I have to come to court. What ‘s wrong with me? Is it a mental illness, you damn eunuch ? Young master, what you said is right. I also think you are mentally ill. If you are really mentally ill, why don’t you go back and recuperate? Do n’t worry , the court can still function normally without you. Your Majesty, my illness is well, and I really don’t need to rest . Then I will talk about business next. Chu Xiao Do you have any objections to the positions of general and prime minister ? Hmph , I have no objections. I have no objections. I have no objections. It’s okay if you have objections. At worst, I can blow you all to death with a grenade . Eunuch Chu, we really have no objections . Who are you trying to scare with a dead eunuch? Since you all have no objections, then it’s settled. Chu Xiao will be the general and prime minister . As for you, you will be the deputy prime minister and obey Chu Xiao’s orders from now on. Do you have any objections ? I have no objections . Okay , then, hand over the military token. Your Majesty, I don’t have it in my hand . Hmph , we didn’t find it on Li Ping’s body or in his home. You are the only one with whom you have the best relationship. You said the military token is not on you. Where is it, your humble servant ? I really don’t know. Otherwise, the emperor should send someone to look for Wei Zhong again. I think you’d better hand over the military token obediently , otherwise don’t blame my grenade for being blind . Eunuch Chu, I don’t have the military token. Even if you kill me, I can’t get it out . You won’t cry until you see the coffin. Then I can only report what happened. Your Majesty, a drought suddenly hit Changshui County. All the crops died overnight. The people of the entire Changshui County have no food to eat. Thousands of people have starved to death. How is this possible? I just allocated 100,000 taels of gold a few days ago. How could people still starve to death ? Of course, someone embezzled this 100,000 taels of gold, which prevented the people from getting the disaster relief funds? Who embezzled it? Wei Zhong, you Which beast is responsible for the corruption? I think it might be Li Ping. I think it’s most likely you. You can eat whatever you want, but you can’t say anything you want. I just said it casually . Lord Wei, do n’t panic . We can investigate the emperor’s corruption later. The most important thing right now is to find a way to control the disaster , otherwise more and more people will be affected. My young master, I will give you 100,000 taels of gold. You must set off immediately to Changshui County for disaster relief. By your order, Your Majesty . It’s too dangerous for Eunuch Chu to escort 100,000 taels of gold alone. I have an adopted son who is a martial arts expert and can escort Eunuch Chu. Eunuch Chu’s safety is not necessary. As a general, I can just mobilize 10,000 soldiers and horses to follow me . If you can’t mobilize a single soldier even with the military token, then I’ll go to Changshui County alone. That’s not right, absolutely not right. If we encounter robbers on the way, it will be even more dangerous, Eunuch Chu . Damn, this old man protected me and almost killed me. Humph, damn eunuch, if you go alone, I’ll hire a group of robbers to kill you. If you let me die when I return to the capital, I’ll kill you. Unless you don’t go to Chengde County , you ‘ll die anyway. Eunuch Chu, just listen to Lord Wei. Lord Wei is doing this for your own good. Just let his adopted son accompany you. Yes, Eunuch Chu, don’t hesitate. While you’re hesitating, several more people may starve to death in Changshui County. Damn, these guys are hoping for my death . What do you think, Eunuch Chu? If you give up, then let me… Your adopted son goes to provide disaster relief. If your adopted son goes to provide disaster relief, then all the relief funds will go into your pocket. Your Majesty, how could Wei Zhong be such a person? Withdrew from the court. This damn Wei Zhong is such a cunning old fox. Yes, I don’t have a military token and no way to mobilize soldiers. I can only go to Shahe County alone. But if I go alone, he will definitely send people to intercept me halfway. But in this way, the relief funds will fall into Wei Zhong’s hands again. Is there no other way? It seems that we can only go to the queen to see if she has any way to deal with Wei Zhong. Your father is really a piece of shit. Not only did he confront me in the court, he also wanted to kill me. Brother Xiao, don’t be angry. I have a way to help you . I have a cousin who lives in Changshui County. He ‘s very wealthy. You can borrow money from him and pay him back later. It’s a great idea. Ruyu, you’re really my sweetheart, little brother. Then why don’t you stay with me tonight ? We’ll fight until dawn, and you still remember to come back. Oh, you’re my true love, so of course I have to come back. Smooth-tongued, drink this nourishing soup I made for you quickly to replenish your body. Yao’er, you’re so good to me. What did you get from the queen last night? She has a wealthy cousin who lives in Changshui County. We can borrow 100,000 taels from him and pay him back later. That’s a good idea. If you leave the city alone, it won’t be easy for the prime minister to notice you, but if you bring 100,000 taels with you, the prime minister will definitely notice . That’s right. So when do you plan to leave the city ? Let me have a taste of you first, and then we’ll set off. Excuse me, is this the Xie Mansion? Are you Mr. Chu? Yes , our patriarch has been waiting for you for a long time. How about I hold your bag for you? Please come in, patriarch Chu . You are Xie Wenhao, patriarch Xie , right? I’ve long admired you, Brother Chu. Not long ago, I received a letter from my cousin by carrier pigeon. She told me the purpose of your visit. Don’t worry, since you are my cousin’s friend , you are my friend. I will prepare the 100,000 taels for you right away. Thank you. Xiao Si , take Brother Chu to your mansion for a stroll. It’s the patriarch Chu. This way, please . Oh , what’s wrong with you? I had a stroke. My stomach hurts a little. I need to go to the toilet. Sir, your baggage , oh, oh, oh, Brother Chu, the 100,000 taels you asked for are all packed in the carriage outside. Why don’t you go and check it ? No need. I trust you . I’ll take 100,000 taels and leave first. Disaster relief is important. Take care of yourself. My lord, something bad has happened. The pearls you bought yesterday The necklace is missing. The master of the family is in big trouble. The pearl necklace I bought yesterday is missing. I just touched it half an hour ago. How could it be gone in such a short time? Master, there must have been a thief. But our Xie Mansion is heavily guarded , so there shouldn’t be any thieves. Besides, only Master Chu has come to our Xie Mansion in the past half hour. You suspect I stole the necklace. Uh , no, no, Brother Chu is my cousin’s friend. It’s impossible for him to steal. The master of the family knows a person by his appearance but not by his heart. Besides, I just had a stomachache, so I went to the toilet. Only Master Chu was there to visit. We don’t know where he went or what he did . The only way to prove his innocence is to search him . Come on, search me. Chu Xiu has offended Xiao Si . Search me . It was the village chief. The young master found Brother Chu. Give me an explanation, aren’t you talking? Forget it, for my cousin’s sake , you can leave. As for the 100,000 taels, I won’t lend it to you. You stole something, so get out of here. Get lost . Hahaha. Oh, it’s so wonderful. Are you crazy? You can still laugh. I don’t know if I’m crazy or not, but I know someone here is going to be doomed. What do you mean ? It was him who stole your pearl necklace. Xiao Si found it in your bag, and you still want to deny it and frame me. How can you be so despicable? I didn’t expect that my cousin would make friends with someone like you who is dishonest and full of lies. I was planning to let you go, but now it seems that I can’t let you go, lest you go back and harm my cousin. Come on , you guys, kill him for me. Wait, Mr. Xie, look at this. This is the imperial order. See the imperial order. If you see the emperor, kneel down and pay homage to the emperor. Long live the emperor. Long live the emperor . It seems that Wei Ruyu didn’t tell you my true identity. I, Chu Xiao, am the prime minister and general of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. Do you think, with my status, I would be interested in this pearl necklace? No My lord, I believe what you said. It was Master Xiao Si who stole the pearl necklace. It wasn’t me. You have no evidence, so don’t frame me. Evidence. Do you know that the play you performed is full of loopholes? My lord, I don’t understand what you are saying. I don’t understand. Then let me explain. When I first arrived at the Xie Mansion, you took the initiative to help me carry my bag. At that time, I didn’t think it was a big deal. Now it seems that you put the pearl necklace into my bag at that time . Then you pretended to have a stomachache and said you wanted to go to the toilet. My lord , I have a stomachache , I need to go to the toilet. Go ahead. This way, the frame-up is a burden on you. Your servant , how do you explain it? Master, this is the first time I met Master Chu. I have no grudges against him. Why should I frame him? I am talking to you. I really have no grudges against him, but you framed me and you got some benefits . What benefits? Master Xie, Go see if there’s anything else missing from your house . I’m going to see Lord Chu right now . The 1,000 taels of silver that he hid secretly from my wife is missing. Master Xie, where do you think the 1,000 taels went? Did you take it, Master? I’m innocent . It wasn’t me who took it. You guys search him . Ah, Xiao Si , I’ve treated you well over the years. Why did you do this ? Master, I had no choice. I paid for my mother’s medical treatment. Sir, please forgive me. It’s useless to beg me until Lord Chu relents. Sir, I really know I was wrong. Please forgive me. If I didn’t have the emperor’s order, Master Xie would have ordered us to be killed. And all this was caused by you, so why should I forgive you? If I die, there will be no one to take care of my mother. Sir, whether your mother is dead or alive is none of my business, sir. Come , kill him and drag him away. Sir , please spare me, sir, please spare me, sir, sir, you can’t kill me. Sir , thank you, head of the family, Sir Chu, you ordered people to rescue Xiao Si’s mother. All expenses incurred during the rescue process will be borne by me . I will return it together with the 100,000 taels. As you say, Sir Chu, it was my failure to discipline Xiao Si that caused this misunderstanding. As an apology , this 100,000 taels is my donation and does not need to be returned. On behalf of all the people in Changshui County, I thank you, sir. How did Chu Xiao, that damn eunuch, arrive in Changshui County ? He had already arrived in Changshui County. How did he get there? He went there secretly without the Zhennan Umbrella, so
our spies didn’t notice his departure at the first time. He didn’t bring the disaster relief funds. I don’t know what he was doing there , but now is the best time to kill him. Sir, let me kill him. Okay , let’s go. Sir, don’t worry, I will put his head in front of you within three days. Sir, sir, sir
, you have to make the decision, you have to make the decision for us, sir, don’t cry, what’s the reason? You have been crying and making a fuss here for half an hour. If you don’t get out of here quickly , I will kick you out. Sir, sir, the situation is like this . The weather is very dry and all the crops in the fields have died. We have no food at home. There is really no way. The man in our family went to the neighbor Lao Wang’s house to buy food. But who would have thought that Lao Wang was a beast. He was tempted by her beauty and forcibly insulted my wife. Please redress our grievances and call the neighbor Lao Wang. Call the neighbor Lao Wang. The magistrate of Changshui County is here in the hall . How dare this unruly commoner call me “official”? What crime have you committed? How did you molest and rape Liu? What crime have you committed? Tell the truth and avoid physical pain. What crime have I committed? Come on , as the head of a county, you are so absurd in your judgment . You are insulting the authority of the palace. How can you be a county magistrate ? How dare you ! Shut up! Do you recognize this ? Hahaha, I guess you are not too stupid. I am Chu Xiao, the prime minister and general of the state. I came to Changshui County to provide disaster relief. I didn’t expect it to be so absurd here. Come on, I admit my crime. I admit my crime. I admit my crime . I admit my crime. Changshui County. The people had no food to eat and thousands of them starved to death. You didn’t go to save them, but instead made an absurd judgment here. Are you worthy of your official uniform? Don’t you feel ashamed? I also want to help them , but I am powerless. Isn’t it, Lord Chu, you are here? The people of Changshui County will rely on you to save them from now on. You two are crying in court. If you have any grievances, tell me and I will redress them for you. Lord, we will not sue. We will not sue. Since you don’t sue, then you can go back and reflect on your actions. Yes, yes, thank you very much, sir . Thank you very much, sir. Now the people’s food and clothing problems must be solved first. I brought 100,000 taels of disaster relief funds. You should quickly order people to go elsewhere to buy food and then distribute it to the people. But, sir, this can only solve the immediate problem, but it cannot solve the problem fundamentally. As long as the drought continues, the people will not be able to grow crops, and we can’t always send them food. Don’t worry about this . I have my own way to work hard. I haven’t eaten. Okay, okay, baby , sir, the food has been bought, and it must be distributed to the people. I understand . Go down. Wait, wait , Lord Chu, I haven’t seen him all morning. Where did he go? He went to the fields. What was he doing in the fields ? Planting rice? The rice is so dry every day. How can it survive? Is he crazy ? Why don’t you remind Lord Chu ? Why did he remind me as soon as he came? He gave me a beating. Let him suffer. Okay , okay, oh, who told you to stop? I asked you to use a little more force . Oh, I know, baby. Ordinary rice has poor drought resistance, so it withered. As long as I can grow hybrid rice with strong drought resistance, we won’t be afraid of drought, and the people will be able to eat. Oh, Lord Chu , Lord Chu, please don’t be so anxious. It’s impossible to grow rice in such dry weather. Even if you plant it , it will wither and die in a day at most. So there’s no need to waste your time on meaningless things. The rice that withered is ordinary rice , and mine is hybrid rice. What’s the difference? The difference is that ordinary rice will wither and hybrid rice won’t. Stop bragging . How about we make a bet ? If my hybrid rice survives, you kneel on the ground and bark like a dog. If it withers and dies, I’ll give you this DDD token. Okay , I’ll make a bet with you, so don’t regret it later. No problem, come and help me. Let the beauty have some grapes. I’m saying, sir, why are you so happy today? Didn’t Lord Chu make a bet with me today? He lost his token to me. Hahaha, are you talking about the bet? I don’t know what Lord Chu was thinking. He actually made a losing bet with you. He has never done farm work in such a drought , but he still thinks about his hybrid rice. Can he grow it? It’s wishful thinking, haha. If I say, Lord Chu is still too young. He has probably never suffered a loss before, yet he dares to make this bet with you . Sir, you have to teach him a lesson this time. A lesson , maybe he will have to thank you then . Oh, my beauty is so right, sir, sir , please slow down, sir, is the rice of Lord Chu all dead? No, no, no, they are all alive. What is he? Yes , you dare to lie to me? No, no, sir, if you don’t believe me, we can go and see. Okay, I’ll go with you. If you dare to lie to me, I will break your dog legs. Oh, hey, go, go, go, Lord Zhu, look at the hybrid rice I cultivated. Isn’t it all alive? How is it possible ? You have to accept the loss. Hey, I’m just kidding, man. There is gold below, so you must not kneel down easily in the future. Your Excellency is too kind. I am convinced. If you have any instructions in the future, just tell me that I will go through fire and water without hesitation. Well, how is it, Your Excellency? Have the people planted the hybrid rice ? After my promotion for half a month, the people are now all planting the hybrid rice you researched. Now we just wait for the hybrid rice to mature. From now on, the people will have no shortage of food to eat. That’s great, Your Excellency, you are really amazing. How did you research such an excellent hybrid rice? Are you a god from heaven? Sent down to save our people. Okay , okay, stop flattering me , sir. Everything I say is from the bottom of my heart . Many people gathered outside the door, clamoring to see you and me. Let’s go and see what ‘s going on . Hey , sir … I should help you too . So we are so important. Sir, you can’t say this carelessly. If the emperor finds out, he will kill you. What are you afraid of? Even if the emperor is here, I dare to say it to his face. If a country wants long-term prosperity, it must put the people first and serve the people. Oh, Lord Chu, I beg you, you really can’t say this carelessly. If the emperor finds out , he will kill you. Everyone, I have always had an ideal. I dare to ask, Lord Chu, is your ideal to establish a heart for heaven and earth , to establish a life for the people, to inherit the unique knowledge of the ancient sages, and to bring peace to the world for all eternity ? To establish a heart for heaven and earth, to establish a life for the people, to inherit the unique knowledge of the ancient sages, and to bring peace to the world for all eternity ? Who are you ? I am getting more and more… The more I can’t see through it, Lord Chu, your ideal is too great, but it is indeed too difficult. Lord Chu, you just said that you should put the people first and serve the people. You always think of us. You are a good official. We are willing to support good officials like you. Yes, Lord Chu , we are all willing to help you realize your great ideal. We are willing to help you. We are willing to help you . We are willing to help you. We are willing to help you . This is the power of the people. As long as we are united , there is no need to worry about the prosperity of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty . Lord Chu , the drought in Changshui County has been completely resolved. It’s resolved, so you can take a break. How about I take you to relax ? Is this relaxation you mentioned serious ? It must be serious . Oh, I won’t go seriously. Hey, then I’ll arrange some beauties for you . Okay, then let’s go, sir. Please, hey , the dead eunuch will do it himself. I don’t believe you’re not dead. Drink one more , haha. Come on, beauties , hey , drink a cup of wine , sir . Um, hahaha, you have a good alcohol tolerance, sir . Come on , haha, sir, do you think I’m beautiful ? Ha, beautiful, hahaha, then come to my room tonight and I’ll show you something good. Oh, okay, okay, little beast, look, I won’t kill you . Kill , ah, ah, ah, the dead eunuch, you will die today , ah, ah, ah, uh Uh, little virgin, are you okay? Yao’er, why are you here? I was worried that you would be alone, so I followed you and planned to protect you secretly. Yao’er, you have a good heart, but it’s a pity that I may not be able to accompany you . Please don’t scare me. I am going to die. Before I die, I don’t know if you can fulfill one wish of mine. What wish is it? Even if it means dying, I will be willing. I have never heard you say “I love you “. Yao’er, I love you . Do you love me? I love you. You are the one I love the most. Little virgin, please don’t scare me . What should I do if you die? So, then I won’t die. Oh , luckily, I put a soft armor on me. I blocked the knife , otherwise I would have died . How dare you lie to me ? I didn’t lie to you . You want me not to die? Then I won’t die. Since I’m so good to you , why don’t you reward me and kiss me, then I’ll die quickly. Hey, hey, hey, this person looks familiar. He is Wei Zhong’s subordinate. Oh, I remember now. Damn, this damn old dog Wei actually sent someone to assassinate me. If you hadn’t come, I would have died. Let’s go back to the palace. Chu Xiao will be rewarded with 100,000 taels of gold for his meritorious service in disaster relief and given a royal sword. This sword can behead tyrants and treacherous ministers. Thank you, Your Majesty, for the reward . Don’t worry , Your Majesty, with this sword , I will behead anyone who is a treacherous minister in this court . Lord Wei seems to have Are you not convinced ? Do you want to taste the power of this imperial sword? Lord Chu, you are sick. You have been targeting me and you since early morning . If you don’t explain why you sent Yin Xiaoyi to assassinate me, I will kill you now. Lord Chu, when did I send Yin Xiaoyi to assassinate you? You need evidence to prove your words. Someone, drag Yin Xiaoyi up here. He came to assassinate me in Changshui County yesterday. Fortunately, I had an expert to protect him, so he didn’t succeed. Lord Wei, how do you explain this? Hey , I expelled Yin Xiaoyu from the Wei Mansion two days ago . How dare he peek at my wife taking a bath? I didn’t kill him because of our old friendship . Suicide , Lord Chu, you want to put the blame on me, Lord Chu, I am innocent. You can even come up with such a lame excuse, do you think I will believe it? Lord Chu, if you don’t believe it , then there is nothing I can do. I can guarantee that he was kicked out of the Wei Mansion by our Lord Wei two days ago . Lord Chu, since this bastard was kicked out of the Wei Mansion , he has nothing to do with Lord Wei. No matter what happened to him outside , it was his personal behavior. Please investigate it clearly , Lord Chu, don’t misunderstand me. Lord Wei, that’s right, you are also speaking for Wei Laogou, believe it or not, I will kill you too, please speak politely , Wei Laogou “Old dog Wei, if you have the guts, come and hit me, Wei Zhong. Cooperate with the investigation. If the assassination has nothing to do with you, I will naturally release you. Send someone to put him in the Heavenly Prison . He is the emperor. If you dare to touch the 100,000 imperial guards in his palace, he will not agree. The military token is indeed with you. Humph, Your Majesty , Lord Chu, if you touch me, the next moment the kingdom of Chu will be renamed Wei. You are threatening me. Can you understand it this way ? Lord Wei , it’s a misunderstanding, it’s all a misunderstanding . Humph, you damn eunuch , weren’t you arrogant just now? Come and show me how arrogant you are. Although you can mobilize 100,000 imperial guards , I can drag you to be buried with me on the way to the imperial guards. You, a damn eunuch, dare to threaten Lord Wei? Are you tired of living? Shut up and apologize to Lord Chu . Lord Chu, I’m sorry, I was wrong. Who are you? Kneel down and apologize to me. Lord Chu, don’t go too far. If I ask you to kneel, kneel down. I kneel down. Lord Chu, I was wrong, right?” I’m sorry, Lord Chu. Have you calmed down yet ? The emperor has more important things waiting for you to solve. What is it? A few days ago, Xiao Se came to the imperial capital and opened a trading company. With excellent quality and low prices , our Dongzhou trading companies are almost out of breath. If this continues , all Dongzhou trading companies will go bankrupt within a month . Your Majesty, all the tax revenue of our Dongzhou comes from these trading companies. If these trading companies go bankrupt this time, half of our Dongzhou’s economic sources will be cut off . Yes, it will be very disadvantageous to our Dongzhou. Your Majesty, please think of a way out. Otherwise, you must seal off Xiao Ce’s trading company. The people now like the products of Nanliang Trading Company very much. I am afraid it will cause dissatisfaction among the people. So, what do you say we should do ? Lord Chu has dealt with the Nanliang delegation before and then captured two cities of Nanliang . Lord Chu is the nemesis of Nanliang . Hum, it is better Leave this matter to Lord Chu. Your Majesty , rest assured, it will only take one month for me to shut down the Nanliang Trading Company. Okay, I’m relieved to hear you say that. Lord Prime Minister, why did you ask me to kneel down and apologize to that damn eunuch in the court just now? Use your pig brain to think carefully. If that damn eunuch gets desperate and rises to kill us in the court today , can you and I stop him ? Since we can’t stop him , we have to admit defeat. Do you understand? Your humble servant understands. I asked Chu Xiao to solve the Nanliang Trading Company issue so that he can confront Xiao Ce and let them fight each other and reap the benefits. Xiao Ce hates Chu Xiao to the core now. Let ‘s just wait for Chu Xiao to be killed by Xiao Ce . Today in the court, Wei Zhong started threatening me openly. I’m afraid he’s about to rebel. Do n’t worry, he won’t rebel in the short term. He has his concerns. If he rebels and seizes the throne, it won’t be legitimate, and the people will complain . Those military tokens are in his hands. We have to hurry and get them back. I’ll find a way to deal with this. My young master, you’ve worked so hard . Of course you’ve worked hard, so you have to reward me tonight. What kind of nonsense are you thinking about? It ‘s a deal. Wash it tonight and wait for me to favor you. I’ll find a way to destroy the entire Nanliang BBQ . It’s actually very simple. As long as you sell better products than him. If it’s cheaper than his, he will naturally go bankrupt. I think I can sell soap, lipstick, noodles, and even wine. There are so many things I can sell. It’s not easy for a mere Xiao Ce to get in, right ? Godfather, good boy, you are really amazing. You are now the prime minister of Dongzhou . You really bring honor to our Chu family. It’s all luck . You should know that Xiao Ce opened a trading company in Dongzhou. You know, the real purpose of Xiao Ce’s visit this time is to assassinate the emperor of Dongzhou. You are now deeply trusted by the emperor and can work with him to kill the emperor of Dongzhou. Why don’t you want to kill the emperor of Dongzhou , or are you reluctant to give up your status and power? I say, Xiao’er, don’t forget that you are from Nanliang Godfather, do you want to be the retired emperor ? What do you mean by this? If I become the emperor of Dongzhou, then you will be the retired emperor. It’s up to you whether you want to be one or not , but how can you become the emperor of Dongzhou ? Do you want to rebel ? No, godfather, let me tell you a secret. The current emperor of Dongzhou is a woman. What ? The emperor of Dongzhou is a woman. And she is my woman. So, you can’t kill her . In other words, the current emperor of Dongzhou is my daughter-in-law. Well, fuck , you are so promising . You even took down the emperor of Dongzhou. You really deserve to be my son. Hahaha. Uncle, do you want to follow me and do something big? You are now the prime minister of Dongzhou and the emperor of Dongzhou is my daughter-in-law. Do I have any choice? Well, then, godfather, you continue to stay by the side of the eldest prince . I have an insider. The two of us will work together to kill them, no problem , no problem. Hahaha . But do n’t worry, Father . Uncle Chu, I feel relieved with your words. But you can rest assured too. I will ask for credit from my father and then make you king. Hahaha. Thank you, First Prince. But I didn’t expect that the little eunuch who thwarted my Southern Liang delegation and snatched away my two cities was actually your son. Hehehe, First Prince, everything my son did was entirely to gain the trust of the Emperor of Dongzhou. All he paid was for our Southern Liang. Hahaha, okay , I understand. Do n’t worry, Your Highness will not make things difficult for him. After I kill the Emperor of Dongzhou, Dongzhou is just two cities of my Southern Liang. Your Highness is wise. Okay, leave. I’ll take my leave. The dead eunuch actually made me lose face. I’ll kill you after I’ve used you. May I ask how the three shopkeepers’ business is going recently ? Oh, don’t even mention it . No one is here. If this goes on , I’m afraid that in less than half a month, my Li’s Business will go bankrupt. My Zhou’s Business is in a similar situation. Now, only Yang’s Business can barely maintain its operations. The current situation of my Yang’s Business is not optimistic either. Because only perfume is still being bought, other products are not interested. I ‘m afraid that it will be difficult for our Yang’s Business to operate relying solely on perfume . Oh, are all our four major businesses doomed to fail? Don’t worry, everyone, I have found a solution for you. Sir, you are finally here. Please forgive me for waiting for you, Mr. Chu. You called the four of us here because you have a solution to deal with Nanliang Trading Company. Yes, that’s right. Then may I ask, Lord Chu, what is the solution? As long as the products we launch are better and cheaper than Nanliang’s, then the only one that will go bankrupt is Nanliang Trading Company. But we currently don’t have any better products. Don’t worry, I can’t tell you what products I have now because you are not my own people. Lord Chu, what do you mean by this? I plan to open my own trading company to compete with Nanliang Trading Company. If you are willing to cooperate with me, then you will be my own people. Then I will tell you what products I launch. How do we cooperate? It ‘s very simple. Invest money. My starting capital is 10 million. Invest 5 million taels and take 50%. The remaining 50% , or 5 million, will be distributed according to the amount you invested. The final profit will be distributed according to the proportion you hold. We invested all the money in your business , so what should we do with ours ? With all due respect, I think your business has no need to be open. It’s a waste of money to keep it open. I promise that if you follow me, you will definitely have a good life. Everyone, our eldest prince has invited us. What does he want us to do ? You will know when you go. Is this a trick? He wants to call us all over and catch us all in one fell swoop. Even if he has a hundred guts, he wouldn’t dare to do that. This is the capital of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, and at the feet of the emperor . If he dares to move, I will be buried with him . That’s right, let’s go and see what he’s up to. Why did the eldest prince ask us to come here ? I called you here , of course, to help you make money, to make money together. As for me, I’ll sell our Nanliang Trading Company’s products in your trading company , and we’ll split the profits 50-50. You don’t need us to buy your products , you just need to sell our Nanliang Trading Company’s products in your trading company, and I’ll get half of the profits. There’s such a good thing. The eldest prince is much more sincere than Lord Chu . Hahaha, Lord Chu also wants to cooperate with them . Yes, Lord Chu wants to open a trading company and let us invest money in him. I say, Lord Chu, you are too dishonest. You even cheat your own people . What do you mean by this? Can’t you see that he is clearly trying to cheat you out of your money? What’s the point of cheating us out of our money ? Lord Chu, shouldn’t you explain now? What’s there to explain ? You would rather believe an outsider’s instigation than me. Even if I explain, you won’t believe me . Lord Chu, I think you have nothing to say . Yes, yes, you are right. See? Lord Chu himself admitted it . I didn’t expect that even his own people would cheat him. Although the eldest prince is from Southern Liang , he sincerely wants to make money with us. Everyone , I think it’s better for you to follow the eldest prince in the future. Hey, you’re right. In this world, making money is the most important thing. Lord Prince, I, Huang, will follow you from now on . Hahaha, I, Zhou, will also follow you from now on. Lord Prince, you must… Lead us to great success! He who knows the current affairs is a hero. As for me, I will definitely lead you to make a lot of money and ensure that you make a lot of money. Why don’t you say anything, Shopkeeper Yang? Shopkeeper Yang, don’t be confused. This Lord Chu is just sucking our blood and stealing our money . There is no future in following him, that’s right, Shopkeeper Yang, we can only make a lot of money by following the eldest prince. I admit that I am a businessman and I also want to make a lot of money, but I am from the Eastern Zhou Dynasty and I cannot sell out my country for the sake of making money. Shopkeeper Yang, what do you mean? You said I sold out my country, you said it yourself, don’t slander me, I didn’t slander you, I know it in my heart, forget it, Shopkeeper Yang, your ability to make excuses is quite powerful, do you think it is useful, huh, if you don’t follow me , I won’t go out. In one month, I will make Yang’s Trading Company go bankrupt . I will hold a grand banquet to celebrate. Yang’s Trading Company will not go bankrupt. The only one that will go bankrupt in a month is your Nanliang Trading Company . Haha, Lord Chu, what nonsense are you talking about? Nanliang Trading Company is the largest trading company in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. Ninety percent of the people buy things here. You said it will go bankrupt , just dream on. Haha, Lord Chu, you should face the reality. Nanliang Trading Company is invincible. No other trading company can compete with it. You’d better bow your head and get along with our eldest prince. There is no point in saying more. The outcome will be clear in a month. Don’t cry and beg me in a month . Haha, you only have this one month left to jump around. Cherish this last one. Time’s up, Shopkeeper Yang, let’s go . Humph, are you confused ? Why do you always go against me ? Is that bastard Chu Tianlin lying to me ? I’m getting on your pirate ship, so you have to get me to shore safely, Shopkeeper Yang. You knew it was my pirate ship, yet you still dared to get on ? Aren’t you afraid of losing miserably? There’s nothing I can do. Who made me a Dong Zhou person? Xiao Ce clearly wants to cut off Dong Zhou’s economy. If I help him, it would be like treason. I won’t do such a stupid thing. Shopkeeper Yang is right. If Dong Zhou has more people like you, there will be no worries about its prosperity . Let’s get down to business. Lord Zhu, can you tell me what products you plan to launch now? Of course you can , but I have to ask you first: what kind of people do you think are the easiest to make money from? Of course it’s the rich. That’s half right. The correct answer is that rich women are the easiest to make money. Why do all women love beauty? Men also want their wives to be beautiful , right ? If a product can make women more beautiful, wouldn’t it be a hot seller ? Oh, that makes sense. Then, Lord Chu, what is your product? What’s the use of it? Shopkeeper Yang, what do you think of this girl’s beauty? She’s so beautiful. Go take off your makeup. Shopkeeper Yang, do you recognize this girl? No, she’s the woman from before. Lord Chu, I’m not blind. Are you kidding me ? Shopkeeper Yang, do I have to lie to you? But this girl looks like two completely different people. She became like that after using my three products. Wait, you mean she became like that after using these three products? Yes, that’s right. This is incredible , right? So, you think these three products will sell like hotcakes . They will definitely sell like hotcakes. When will we start selling them ? There’s no rush. We’ll start selling them in three days. During these three days , use all your energy to promote this product. Got it? When promoting, remember to exaggerate a little. Just say that using our products can rejuvenate you. Lord Chu, this isn’t too exaggerated, right? If it’s not exaggerated , how will more people come to see our products? Then when people come and see that the result is different from what we advertised, then my brand will be ruined. Oh, don’t worry about this . I have my own way to solve it. Then I’ll go and promote it. Okay, go ahead. You can leave too. If it only relies on cosmetics, it might not be a big hit. Oh , I remembered that in the original plot, there was a diamond mine west of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. It wasn’t discovered until a year later. Damn, I’m going to post it ! Lord, I just got news that the four shopkeepers of the four major trading companies, except for Yang Zhang, The other three in the counter have all joined Xiao Ce. Humph, this is also expected. If they don’t join Xiao Ce, their companies will be gone within a month. Why didn’t Shopkeeper Yang join? He joined Chu Xiao . Did Chu Xiao find a way to fight against the Nanliang Company ? Shopkeeper Yang is spreading the word that Chu Xiao’s Chu’s Company will open in three days. At that time, they will sell a product that can make women rejuvenated ? Rejuvenation, right? Is Chu Xiao crazy to dare to advertise like this? He has also used many methods to attract customers . Hehe, if the customers find out that they have been cheated on the opening day , they will smash his store. Hahahaha. Chu Xiao, Chu Xiao, I finally caught you. Go help Chu Xiao. How to help? Help him promote it. Let more people see it on the opening day. He’s a joke. I’m going to make this damn eunuch lose all his face. Oh, I understand. I’m going to deal with him now. Chu Tianhe, didn’t you say you had already talked to your son? Now explain to me, Prince. You may have misunderstood . Please calm down. My son did this to hide his identity. You came to Dongzhou to do business. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that you just want to cut off Dongzhou’s economy. As the prime minister of Dongzhou, if my son doesn’t go against you, he will inevitably arouse the suspicion of the emperor of Dongzhou. What he said makes some sense. Then he established the Chu Trading Company to seize the business of my Nanliang Trading Company. How can this be explained ? In fact, he did this entirely to cheat the emperor of Dongzhou. What does it mean to cheat the emperor of Dongzhou ? Prince, think about it, does it cost money just to set up a trading company? Yes, it requires a lot of money. Where does this money come from? It must be given by the emperor of Dongzhou. Yes, Your Highness, you may not know this yet. My son asked the Emperor of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty for one million taels of gold. One million taels is so much. He said that this one million taels of gold is all for Your Highness and for you. Yes , my son said that after the matter is accomplished, this one million taels of gold will be presented to Your Highness. You are absolutely true. Then when will he send the money? It will probably be in a month . I don’t know the exact reason why it will be in a month . Wait until I go back and ask my son . Okay, you can go down first. I finally got away with it. Fortunately, this eldest prince is stupid and easy to fool. I’ll take my leave. 1,002,000. If you dare to lie to me, I will wipe out your entire family . Oh, I’m exhausted. It’s hard work. It’s not hard work. It’s not hard work to fight for our future. You’re so smooth-talking. Oh, please stop it. I haven’t finished reading the memorial yet. I heard that you are going to push out the rebels in three days . Is the product that makes women look younger real or fake? Of course it’s fake. Is n’t this false advertising? I know what you’re worried about, but don’t worry. I know what I’m doing. I trust you . Oh, by the way, this is for you . What is this? This is a diamond, the hardest stone in the world. It represents my eternal love for you. Look at you, you’re so sweet -talking . Hey, tell me how many people you’ve said this to. On my conscience, I swear I only said this to you. If you don’t want to hear it in the future, I won’t say it anymore. No, you have to say it every day. “Okay, Madam ,” hey, Lady Chu, something terrible has happened. What’s going on? People are arguing outside. If our product can’t rejuvenate people , they’ll smash our store . It’s a small matter , don’t worry about it . Are you serious? Shopkeeper Yang, you believe I can handle this . Is this true? Isn’t today the opening day of the Chu’s Trading Company ? They probably don’t have the courage to open the store . But, Lord Wei, how come you have time to come here? The Chu’s Trading Company claims that their product can rejuvenate people. I came here specifically to see if it’s true, but it’s almost noon. He still hasn’t opened the door. It’s probably false advertising. He doesn’t dare to open the door. Hahaha , yes , that’s what you said . That’s right, yes, he just doesn’t dare to open the door. Then how do you deal with this matter? You’ll know when the time comes . Okay, what Lord Wei said seems to make some sense. Are you deceiving us? False advertising . Lord Chu is going too far. Isn’t this deceiving everyone ? That’s what I meant . Wouldn’t we have made a wasted trip to buy something ? Lord Chu must give us an explanation for this matter. Yes, yes, it’s really too much . You can’t do this. Chu Xiao, Chu Xiao, you have aroused public anger . Let’s see how you end it. Lord Chu, there are many guests outside. Isn’t this a good thing? Why are those guests so flustered and noisy? They are going to smash our shop. Lord Chu, have you thought of a solution to the rejuvenation problem? You will know what solution later . Lord Chu, please tell me the truth. Have you not thought of a solution? Shopkeeper Yang, believe me, the time is almost up. Go out and meet the customers. It seems that Lord Chu is not going out. Everyone , why don’t we just rush in. Right, right, rush in, rush in, rush in , rush in , demand an explanation. Come out, come out, what are you rushing for? Lord Chu, you have deceived the people with false propaganda. You must give the people an explanation today. Lord Chu, doing business requires integrity, and you actually deceived us with false propaganda . It is too much. If you don’t give us an explanation… Otherwise , we’ll smash your store. Yes, smash the store. Smash the store. We must smash the store. Everyone, please be patient and listen to me slowly. First of all, the rejuvenation we mentioned in the promotion is indeed fake, Lord Zhu. Now admit it. This is the solution you want. Lord Chu, as an official appointed by the court, you dare to deceive us. This is simply unforgivable. I say, Lord Chu , if you kneel down and apologize now, perhaps everyone will forgive you. If your attitude is insincere, I guess your business will not be able to operate . Yes, kneel down , kneel down and apologize. Everyone, kneel down quickly. There is false advertising. Kneel down and apologize. This is for your own good. What the hell is this? It’s for our good. Humph, sir, are you crazy ? How could he say such nonsense and deceive us, saying it’s for our own good? Lord Chu, do you take us for fools? Everyone, please calm down. The main reason is that our products are too good. I want our products to be available to everyone, so I resorted to this desperate measure. Haha, this Lord Chu is really interesting. Even in this situation, he still doesn’t kneel down to apologize and is still promoting his products. If you don’t apologize, can we ordinary people tolerate it? If not, we must smash the store. Yuhao, shut up! Yang Feng , your vision is not very good. You actually turned to a liar, don’t you know it? After we followed the Crown Prince, our company’s turnover more than doubled. What do you think? Envy , huh? It’s dirty money earned by selling out the country. I ‘m a money-grubber . Do you want to smash the store? You have to do this and that. You have to do that and that. Let me make a bet with you. What’s the bet? I’ll use our product in front of you. If you’re not satisfied with my product, I’ll let you smash the store and compensate each of you with 100 taels of gold. How about that? Then you can show me. But I need someone to cooperate with me . For the sake of fairness, Lord Wei will choose this person for us. Okay, I have to see what you’re up to today . Tell me, what kind of person do you want? Someone who’s ugly. Okay, you’ll be the one. Don’t be afraid, girl . Come up and get a chair. This girl’s appearance… His appearance is a little ugly, right? But next I want to make him have the beauty of a fairy. Let him, an ugly guy, become as beautiful as a fairy. Are you kidding me? This is simply impossible. At this time, Lord Chu, you are still lying to us. I say, Lord Chu, I really advise you to be honest and apologize, otherwise you will be unable to clean up the mess in the end. How will you go on ? Don’t worry about this, Crown Prince. You should worry more about yourself, because from today on, your Nanliang Trading Company will be on the road to ruin. It’s a joke. My Nanliang Trading Company makes a lot of money every day. How can it be on the road to ruin because of a word ? Hahaha, I didn’t expect Lord Chu to be a liar. Besides being very skilled, this dreaming skill is also exceptional. There’s no point in saying more. Open your eyes and look carefully. I have three products here : a facial mask, a brow cream, and a lipstick. I’m going to use these three products to make this girl look like a fairy. Everyone, please see, this is impossible , absolutely impossible . This is definitely witchcraft. Chu Xiao, you actually practice witchcraft. You ‘re truly outrageous and ignorant. This is all thanks to my three products. As long as you buy these three products, you can become beautiful anytime, anywhere. Lord Chu, do you have a mirror? Wow, I can actually become so beautiful. Lord Chu, I want to buy your three products. How about this? I’ll give you one set as a thank you for your cooperation. Thank you, Lord Chu. Everyone, what do you think of the efficacy of my products ? Wow, I can only use the word “incredible” to describe it. With these three products, my yellow-faced wife can also become a little fairy. Haha, Lord Chu, I’m sorry, I just admitted that I spoke a little too loudly, please forgive me. Lord Chu, how much do you sell these three products for? 10 taels of silver, 10 taels of silver. Why don’t you go rob them? Do n’t be so proud . I think you can… Lord Chu, you have a good skill. You actually played these fishermen in the palm of your hand. Crown Prince, I don’t like to hear you say this. The people are the cornerstone of a country. Without the people, there is no country. How can you say that the people are fishermen? Stop pretending to be stupid. Hurry up and give me the formulas of your three products. Maybe I can spare your life. Are you mentally ill? How dare you scold me ? Humph. If you are not mentally ill, how can you say such stupid things? I will give you the formulas. Am I your father or your grandfather? If you kneel on the ground and call me father or grandfather, I will give you the formulas. I think you are tired of living. Why do you want to kill me? This is the capital of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. If you dare , try to touch me under the feet of the emperor . Okay, very good, we will see . You little scoundrel Lord Chu, it’s very satisfying. Look, Xiao Se’s nose is crooked because of you. Just wait and see. Nanliang Trading Company will definitely go bankrupt in less than a month, you bastard, eunuch . Someone, call Chu Tianhe to me. Crown Prince, you’re looking for me, hehehe. I’m looking for you , haha. Your son is so capable! Not only did he steal my customers , he also made me kneel down and call him dad. Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, misunderstanding. You, you, listen to my excuses. No, no, no explanation, explanation. I don’t want to hear you nagging here today. Tomorrow, the formula for your natural cream, lipstick, and facial mask, as well as the secret recipe for blowing up my two cities, must all appear here. Do you understand? Understand, understand . If you don’t show up tomorrow, I’ll chop you and your son into pieces and feed them to the dogs. Do you understand? Understand, understand . Gun Gun wants both weapons and formulas. Xiao Se is really asking for too much. What should we do now? Ah, should I give it to him or not? How about we kill him? No, there’s no use in keeping his life. What should we do now? Give it to him. What? Give it to him ? Are you sure? Godfather, just do as I say and see how I kill him, damn eunuch. I’m going to kill you. My master, the queen is here. What is she doing here? Let her get out of here. It ‘s daddy. Who has made you angry again? It’s not Chu Xiao, that damn eunuch. You’re a loser . You can’t even do such a small thing. What use is there for me to have you? Daddy, Wan’er is not a killer. Even if she fails, it’s normal. Shut up, daddy . You hit me , I hit you, so what? You ‘re a nobody who can’t do anything. I’m still thinking of killing you. I ‘m going to find a way to get the emperor to eat this poison. If I fail again this time, I’ll kill you and ask you to go down and accompany your useless brother . I’m talking to you, do you hear me? Get out of here! Daddy, your daughter is going to worship the stars today. I’ll leave right after the worship. Humph, Daddy, do you want to go with me? What did you say? That useless guy actually fell in love with a prostitute and embarrassed me . I don’t even want to build a grave for him, and you dare ask me to go and worship him? Are you crazy? Got it ? I’d better go alone. Get out of here ! Your Highness, something terrible has happened. What’s going on? Panic! The sky is falling, I’ve got it. What are you panicking about, Your Highness ? The Chu’s Trading Company made over a million taels of silver yesterday. What are you talking about? One million taels of silver a day. Yes, my Nanliang Trading Company has been working hard for over a month and only made a little over a million. They made a million in just one day. Are you kidding me? Your Highness, calm down. I’m calm. Damn it, tell me it’s not true , Your Highness . I’m not lying to you . Everything I said is true. The three products of the Chu’s Trading Company became very well-known yesterday. Many dignitaries came here to buy a lot of things. That’s why they made so much money in one day. Moreover, half of the customers of my Nanliang Trading Company have disappeared. It is said that they all went to the Chu’s Trading Company. Yes, what? Half? What? This bastard, that beast , what? You three , cut the prices of all the products of our Nanliang Trading Company by half. Then we won’t make any money. Damn it ! You’re still thinking about making money? Now, quickly get rid of the Chu’s Trading Company first. Hey, why aren’t you going yet? I… I… fucking oh Oh , hey, don’t walk the chicken. Do you want to eat the cock? No, no, I’m a true fan. So what do you mean? Hey, you won’t understand even if I tell you. Just do as I say. Go ahead, go ahead. Okay, guess who I am . Who beat Wei Zhong? Damn it, I’m going to kill him. Brother Xiao, can you stay with me? Okay, he slapped me twice today. Does it still hurt? No, I won’t wait, but I feel bad . I treat him as a father, but he never treated me as his daughter. In fact, sometimes I feel that I’m not even as good as his dog. Don’t say that. In my heart, you have always been the most gentle and beautiful little brother. Will you love me forever? Of course you are my first woman, and I plan to grow old with you. Grown old with you , little brother, I’ll give you a gift . Here is this tea. Ah, this is after the Supreme Palace lowered its prices. Our Nanliang Trading Company’s business has recovered a lot, and we have more customers than before . That’s good. Although we do make less money than before , as long as we can bring down the Chu’s Trading Company, we will be considered victorious. Oh, by the way, how is the production of those three products? The lipstick, facial mask, and brow cream have been completed , and they have started selling today . Hahaha, well done. The Chu’s Trading Company used to suppress us with these three products . Now that we have these three products, I wonder what the Chu’s Trading Company can use to compete with us. Hahaha, I estimate that within half a month, the Chu’s Trading Company will definitely go bankrupt. Well, Your Highness, I think we can go out for a drink tonight to celebrate in advance. Hahaha, okay, you go and make the arrangements. Remember to invite Shopkeepers Huang and Zhou. Let’s go have a drink tonight. Your Highness, something terrible has happened. That Chu’s Trading Company has started a group-buying model. All the customers of our Nanliang Trading Company have gone to the Chu’s Trading Company. What do you mean by group-buying? Your Highness, your Highness, something bad has happened. Some customers got pimples on their faces after using the lipsticks, facial masks, and natural creams we produce. Now they have gathered together and said they want to smash our store . What should we do? How could this happen ? I don’t know, I don’t know. You useless piece of shit, Chu Xiao , it must be Chu Xiao . It’s this grandson’s doing again. I must fucking kill him. Yuan’er’s birthday is in a few days. What gift should I give her ? Okay , Lord Chu, Lord Chu, good news, good news. The lipsticks , facial masks, and natural creams produced by Nanliang Trading Company malfunctioned after being used by customers. Those angry customers smashed the Nanliang Trading Company. Haha. Ha, I guess from now on, no one will dare to buy things from them, hahaha. This is as expected. He dares to use the formula I gave me. I can’t kill him, but Lord Chu is really powerful. It hasn’t been half a month yet, but the Nanliang Trading Company can’t hold on and is going to go bankrupt. Hahaha. Xiao Se must be mad at me. You keep staring at him. If there is any situation, tell me the first time. Humph , Your Highness , it looks like our trading company is probably finished. What should we do next? What should we do? You just know to ask me what to do. You ask me , who should I ask? What are you a bunch of losers for ? Get out, Your Highness. We followed you in the beginning because we wanted you to lead us to make a lot of money. Now you have abandoned us. What should we do? Yes, we offended Lord Chu in order to help you. You can’t burn your bridges now. Okay, you are settling accounts with me now, don’t Worry , believe it or not, I will kill you. Come on, come on, come on, come on, you little brat, I will definitely kill you , hahahaha. Right now, maybe we can cooperate. How can we cooperate ? I can take you into the palace and kill the emperor and the eunuch Chu Xiao waiting to die. Hahaha, there are 100,000 imperial guards in the palace , how can I kill them? Hum , the military token is in my hand, and those 100,000 imperial guards only recognize the military token. What kind of military token is actually in your hand ? I said, Lord Wei, you actually have the military token of 100,000 imperial guards, then why don’t you rebel? In this way, I will become a rebel, which is not good for my prestige . That’s why I want you to cooperate. After you kill the emperor, I will come out and arrest you. In this way, I can ascend the throne and become emperor with a clear reason , and no one will gossip about me anymore. Lord Wei, you have a good idea, right? What will happen after you capture me, Your Highness ? Please rest assured that I will not hurt you. I will release you after I ascend the throne. In return, Dong Zhou will pay 20% of its annual tax revenue to Nan Liang. How can we make a deal ? How should we start? There is no time to lose, let’s do it today. Oh, Lord Chu , Shopkeepers Lu, Huang, and Zhou are asking for an audience. Let them kneel for a day and a night, and I will consider it. When you meet them, it is Lord Chu. The Empress asked you to go to the Imperial Study . I can’t hold it any longer. Let’s go, it’s time to settle accounts. You are here, please sit down . Uh uh, you , you, ah hum, Your Majesty, what did you give him to drink? Of course it’s poison . Why did you do this ? Haha …, of course it was to help me ascend the throne. Son , I know you are reluctant to give up your current power and status, so you gave me a fake formula. But have you ever thought that even if you are the emperor of Dong Zhou If you offend His Highness, you will die. Hurry down and kneel down, kowtow to His Highness, apologize , and beg for His Highness’s forgiveness. No need . Chu Xiao, this damn eunuch, I must kill him today. Hey, hey , hey, hey, hey , hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey , hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey , hey , hey , hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey , hey , hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey , hey, hey, hey, hey , You’d better hurt yourself. I’ll spare you this time for your adoptive father’s sake , but if you fall into my hands, I will cut you into pieces one by one and let you bleed to death. Humph , adoptive father, make your move. Okay, Chu Tianhe , where are you on the right side? Humph, he’s my son, so I’m naturally on his side. Lord Wei, do you also want to experience this ? But with a single grenade from me, I can blow you all to death. Come on , catch me, come on. Okay , then I’ll grant your wish. Why didn’t you explode, idiot? It’s empty , so how could it explode? The grenades Chu Lei gave to Xiao Ce were all defective. Otherwise, you wouldn’t think I would give him real grenades, would you? Humph, it doesn’t matter. I still have 100,000 imperial guards to mobilize. Humph, you probably don’t know that your military token is already in my hands. How could the military token be in your hands ? It’s you. It was you who stole my military token. That’s right, it was me. You traitor, you bastard. I am your father, but you actually helped outsiders to deal with me. Since you slapped me twice, you are no longer my father . There is no relationship between us anymore . I will beat you to death . What the hell are you ? You still want to hit my daughter-in-law. I will beat you to death first. Hehehe, little virgin, are you done? Well , how is it? I pretended to be dead pretty well, right? I acted really well . I will give you a kiss as a reward, but no, hmm. My friend, today is your birthday, and I would like to take this opportunity to propose to you. Will you marry me? I do. I came at the wrong time, but you came at the right time.
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Funny and interesting story, the bad wig of the eunuch crack me up every time, at least ML wasn't a beta male and he got the harem ending, recommended.
Subtitle Indonesia please