【FULL】 A War God reincarnates as the empress’s top eunuch, sees her bathing on day one!

【FULL】 A War God reincarnates as the empress’s top eunuch, sees her bathing on day one!

Someone dared to break into the prison where my Black Dragon Guards are on duty. Welcome, Mr. President. Thor, there are only three days left. Mr. Huang Nard’s sentence will be up. Are you sure you want to cause trouble at this time ? I have experienced great power. Only by asking Mr. Huang Nard to come out can we fight for the situation . Don’t blame me for not reminding you. If you disturb the Emperor, none of you can escape. Let’s start a war. You can’t let people feel at ease even when you are on vacation. I, Long Chen , just came out for a vacation. I didn’t expect to catch a few big fish. I pay my respects to the Emperor. Come down. The youngest heartless dragon commander in France has long wanted to beat you. Thor, if I remember correctly, the Zeus who was beaten to a pulp by me two days ago must be your father. You rewarded my father. It’s impossible. This is my exclusive weapon. No one can take it away. Thor’s hammer. What is this Beijing Black Card or is it a secret treasure hidden under your Atlantic Ocean? Do you know that I am the leader of the Black Dragon and have always set an example and never accept gifts? You misunderstood, I know You are not such a vulgar person, but I have handled the top secret and turned it into a way to survive . You are really brave. I made a mistake and was plotted against by Bai Ge, the waiter. I made a mistake and was plotted against by the white-skinned boy. It ‘s strange that in this world , have I lost everything? It doesn’t matter. Sooner or later, I will find a way to go back. Qiang’er, run quickly , do n’t look back . You have to go into the palace and kill that dog emperor. It’s interesting that I actually traveled to a eunuch , or the dynasty of the empress. Who is the eunuch? Fortunately, the key is still in Your Majesty, it’s this guy. The empress of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty is worthy of being one of the four great beauties in ancient times. But the strange thing is that I remember that the portrait of the empress in history does not look like Bai Feng. Who sent you to sit on the bench ? It’s like a spy. Five days later, I will have a banquet at Quetai Jiuyan. The King of Western Xia has long coveted my daughter’s body. I guess he sent you to inquire about the situation, so I can’t keep you. How did the time traveler How about the code? Your Majesty, I have a secret code. I wonder if you can answer it. I have a secret code. I wonder if you can answer it. Palace Jade Liquor Palace Jade Liquor Oh , I was thinking whether Queen Bai would also participate in the performance. This would give me one more person to use. What a pity. How dare you tease me? Your Majesty, Palace Jade Liquor 180 per cup. This is the secret code left by the emperor of the previous dynasty . I know that it was a spy from Dong Zhou who infiltrated Xixia. This excuse is good. The previous emperor is already dead, which is enough evidence. Your Majesty , if you don’t believe it, listen to my story. In five days, Li Chengdao, the ruler of Xixia , will host a banquet for Dong Zhou at the Tongque Tower. At that time, he will threaten your Majesty with the ownership of the fifteen countries in Jingzhou. Only a saint can obtain a city. You know it in such detail . It is good to read history. Your Majesty will be drunk and will definitely pass out on the spot . Who knows what will happen then? If you want to preserve the reputation of the empress , why not let me go with you to block the wine for His Majesty ? Can you, a mere eunuch, do that? I can’t. How did you almost take His Majesty’s life? You … Don’t blame me for working for me for no reason? Just tell me what you want. This woman is very smart. She can make up a reason at will, but I’m afraid she can’t get away with it. It’s a pity, sister. Why did I hear that you were in trouble? Men are really men, sister. Get him out quickly. Humph , Your Majesty, I want to be the eldest princess’s personal eunuch. I was originally a eunuch in the East Tower and was sent to Xixia as a spy. I have never been able to get close to women in my life. Although I am not good at that , I still want to feast my eyes. Look, look, look again, I’ll dig out your eyes, princess, isn’t this praising your excellent and outstanding figure? If you keep looking at me like this, you’ll die. Don’t you Think about it, why don’t I want to be your eunuch instead of your Majesty’s? Why not? Because your Majesty is poor. Of course, my sister can’t compare to me. But you’ve tempted me with sweet words, but I still don’t know if you’re a real eunuch. After the identification, it turns out that you ‘re really a dead eunuch. This princess tempted her so much , but she didn’t even react. Second sister Yanshan has never failed. Since you didn’t deceive me, I will allow you to go to Tongque Tower together . I see your determination , but what about your ability ? At the state banquet, in addition to drinking competitions , you also have to compete with masters. Facing the Xixia literati, if you are illiterate, you will lose the national prestige of my Dongzhuang . I am the dignified Black Dragon Emperor with amazing talent, but I ‘m still afraid of a group of gossips. Emperor, then let’s take the waterfall as the theme. One stick of incense will take time to write a light-hearted quatrain. One stick of incense will take time to write a seven-character quatrain. One stick of incense, one second is enough. The sun shines on the incense burner and produces purple smoke . Looking at the waterfall hanging in the distance, the river in front of me is rushing down three thousand feet . I wonder if it’s the Milky Way falling from the sky. Wow, what an elegant poem! I thought it was the immortal poet standing in front of me. Especially the line “something falling from the sky” . You should read more books. The line “I suspect the Milky Way is falling from the sky” is a good poem. It is indeed a good poem. It is magnificent and magnificent. It is truly unique in the ages. Your Majesty, rest assured that with me here, I will surely promote the prestige of our Eastern Zhou Dynasty. Well, Your Majesty, this person’s origin is unknown, and he is quite talented in poetry. I am afraid that the latent dragon is not a thing in the pond . Now the Eastern Zhou Dynasty is short of talents . As long as I can use him, I will take care of him first. According to the original owner’s memory, the original owner also planted a scorpion lying beside him . Come out . Although General Shao ‘s actions just now were dangerous , I also gained the trust of the empress. This is a good opportunity to revive my Long Family Army. General Shao’s decision , I unconditionally support, go and get the things on it, and get the sorghum spring water canal. General Shao, are you going to make wine? Since it is a banquet, how can there be no good wine? I want to show those barbarians what the essence of China’s five thousand years is. It is rumored that the Eastern Zhou empress is beautiful and beautiful. Today I see that her reputation is well-deserved. Lord Li said that he would return Jingzhou, which is counted. We Western Xia have always kept our promises. But before that, I have a test. This is my Xixia Kingdom’s Walnut King. Queen, do you dare to compete with me in drinking? The winner will get the ownership of Jingzhou Food City. Queen, do you dare to compete with me in drinking? The winner will get the ownership of 15 cities in Jingzhou? This little eunuch is serious. He said he wanted to compete in drinking, but in fact he wanted to get you drunk. Little Dragon, Li Guozhu, I can agree to the drinking contest , but I have a condition. I have my personal eunuch to drink for me. How can there be a substitute in a drinking contest? What’s more, he is just a small eunuch . When I was a wolf warrior in Africa, none of the black people were afraid. Are you not even as good as the black people? Humph, you can find someone to stop the drinking, but I can’t. It’s really a narrow road for enemies . This is the first great history of my Western Xia. The captain can drink a thousand pounds and compete with Dongzhou people in drinking. He killed a thousand people. Little Dragon Son, I have heard that this person should not be underestimated. You should not provoke your blogger like this. Little Dragon Son, if you can’t stand it, you can say it earlier, don’t drink people away. It’s a pity for your handsome face. How can the princess still be in the mood to joke? It’s my personal honor for the Dongzhou trash to compete in drinking with the Western Xia strongman. I have also drunk a lot of Western Xia wine, such as Taowang Menduolu and Yingcheng Laojiao, which are all rubbish . The national wine Maotai is fragrant all over the world. If you want to taste wine, you have to use our Eastern Zhou national brew. If you want to compete in drinking, you have to use my Eastern Zhou national brew Maotai. What kind of wine is this? I’ve never heard of it . Hahaha, you are so scared, and you come to such a table. The Eastern Zhou Dynasty is in a state of peace and never brews wine. Where did this wine come from ? What are you doing here, Qiangzi? It’s fine to overturn and provoke, but this time you’ve embarrassed yourself again. I’ve been in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty for so long , and I’ve never heard of Moubei. It’s Maotai. It doesn’t matter whether you’ve heard of it or not . What matters is whether the wine is mellow and authentic. The ancient winemaking technology was backward. You probably can’t enjoy this kind of high-purity distilled wine. Is there any wine that can be better than our Xisha wine ? Hum , Hercules is so confident. Why don’t you take a sip ? If you fall for one glass, don’t try to take advantage of our Eastern Zhou empress again. I’ll let you see that Qingcha has a worse alcohol tolerance than Hercules . Hercules has been poisoned. So that’s why you want to poison your country’s lord with this poisoned wine. The eldest son’s ambition made the people of Zhongzhou pay the price. Qiangzi, what on earth are you doing? Blogger, he was really drunk and passed out. Trash, trash blogger , this is your Xixia national prestige, this is your Xixia’s strongest man with the greatest drinking capacity, this is your Xixia’s strongest wine, I don’t think they are very good. Xiaolongzi did a good job . Xiaolongzi, go back and reward you well. Hum, you are like a lazy bug, so shameless. Blogger Li, the matter of the 15 cities in Jingzhou should also be fulfilled. If you want to take back the 15 cities in Jingzhou , you have to pass our second test. It is said that your Eastern Zhou culture is profound and extensive. I will write a poem with good wine to attract you in terms of literary talent. Why are the people of Eastern Zhou coming again? The second test is, little dragon, can you do it? How can a man say no? Lord Li has been refusing time and again. Does he not intend to fulfill his promise ? Why am I afraid ? What if Lord Li loses and doesn’t keep his word or simply cheats? After all, Western Xia is one of the three overlords. Don’t I want face? Okay, we in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty are tough in this challenge, but I have an additional condition. If we win, I will not only want the fifteen cities of Jingzhou connected to the Diaoyutai next to it , but also our little prince. I support you. Do you think you have won ? Hahaha, I can promise you , but I also have an additional condition. If I win, the Eastern Expedition Empress and her sisters must marry If I, as a concubine , win, then the sisters of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty Empress will have to marry me. As a concubine, don’t you think this joke is too much? This is not a joke. Even if you don’t agree, I have prepared coercive measures. You are shameless, just say whether you want to compete or not. Of course you will compete , but don’t regret it. This is a parallel world. Du Mu’s poem, they don’t seem to know Dongfeng and Zhou Lang, so they lock up the two Qiao sisters in Tongque Spring. Hahahaha, what a good sentence, they lock up the two Qiao sisters in Tongque Spring. Here you can taste the cultural desert of Shuonong. He asked his great poets to prepare the poem for him in advance. King, this poem is not only exquisitely conceived, but also ignites hard work . More importantly It’s appropriate to the scene. It seems that this pair of sisters must belong to the king. The sisters are beautiful and the king is both civil and military, so they are a perfect match. The old thief from Western Xia has obscene eyes. I don’t want to be defiled by him. Little Dragon, save me . There is no other way now. If King Li insists, I will have to fight with my life. What am I afraid of? I haven’t made a move yet. Hahaha. This little eunuch is simply crazy. He dares to struggle in front of such a quatrain . It’s a famous sentence through the ages. There is no other one in the world. It’s hard to surpass it. Even if you are a university scholar in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, you can’t match it. The poem I am going to recite next is called Qinyuanchunxue. The poem I am going to recite next is called Qinyuanchunxue. Please, Your Majesty, write for me. The scenery of the north is covered with ice for thousands of miles, and snow is drifting. Looking inside and outside the Great Wall , only the vast river remains. The ups and downs are suddenly lost. The mountains dance like silver snakes , and the plains gallop like wax elephants. They want to compete with the gods. The purpose is often not about themselves, but about escaping from the army. What is your ambition , little devil? I’m very curious about this question, blogger. I have never heard of it . Illiterate. This is porcelain. This is a new invention of the Eastern Zhou people. This little eunuch is really hiding his talents. How many good dreams does he have this time ? Is he going to lose? The country is so beautiful that it attracts countless heroes to compete for it. Unfortunately, the Qin Emperor and the Han Emperor are slightly inferior in literary talent, the Tang Emperor and the Song Emperor are slightly inferior in charm, and the great Genghis Khan only knew how to bend the bow and shoot the eagle. All the past is gone, and the heroes are still to be seen today. Chao Hum, what a romantic figure, I see you are the partial son who unified the world, Lord Li, you are so bold that you dare to attack our Eastern Zhou Emperor Ding , so we did it . How dare a little eunuch insult our king? We will tear you into pieces . It is hard to relieve the hatred in the hearts of the people of Xixia. Lord Li is so angry that he admits that he has lost the literary duel. Don’t sue the president . Planes hit our border. Thousands of troops attacked. What do you mean you must go through our border to understand? Millions of troops? Who did this? You don’t like this Maotai liquor, but the Northern Qi people like it. The Northern Qi people promised me that as long as we are in danger, they will send troops to attack the Eastern Zhou and Northern Qi at the same time. Choose whether to destroy the country or release the people. The king cannot be in the Northern Qi and Eastern Zhou at the same time. It is better to offend or release the people . Preserve our Xixia national strength. Annex the two countries and take the two empresses into the harem. There is still a chance. Very good , little eunuch , tell me your name. The original owner has a deep hatred and can only quote a price. Long Chengen, okay, I remember the Jade Emperor. Let’s go . Will the gang leader just let them go? It is said that the prince Xuan made an admonition . This person reminds me of a person. Long Chen, the son of the former general Long Ye. Father Emperor took his son to the Eastern Zhou to investigate and take back Jingzhou City . We must not lose face for our Xixia again. Tell me who you are. You may not believe it. In fact, I am not the empress of Eastern Zhou. The empress is my mother. She was worried that the King of Western Xia had bad intentions and asked me to pretend to be her to attend the banquet. So I knew from the beginning that you were lying to me, little prince. If you were really a eunuch of our Eastern Zhou, I would consider letting you serve me. It’s a pity that you have such a good appearance. Tell me who you are. Tell the truth and I can make you die happily. Hum , I am the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng. I came here under the order of the Jade Emperor to protect the safety of the two princesses. Stop talking nonsense, little dragon. I think you should confess the truth. When the third sister is angry, she will really kill people. Are
you Don’t you want to get the highest power in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty? What do you mean? As the daughter of an emperor, you ca n’t change your fate in your life. How long do you want to live like this? I have a way to get you out of this predicament. You want me to replace you. I’m smart enough to sow discord and cause civil strife. You are indeed the one who migrated from Xixia. The ruler of Xixia and I have an irreconcilable feud , right? Besides, are you willing to kill me? I just wanted to use the beauty trap to seduce you . Please, Princess Three, trust me once. I will definitely help you reach the top. By the way, I will help me avenge the genocide of Xixia . I will help you reach the top and avenge my family’s extermination. Go down. I will consider your matter. The little deaf man is leaving. Li Duoxi, you are not really attracted to him, are you? Don’t be fooled by that bastard . Is he really a eunuch? What do you mean? As long as a man has weaknesses, it’s good if he is a eunuch. People without roots are easy to control. If he is not a eunuch, it’s even better. It’s my luck that you are dancing on the edge of a knife. Don’t be so arrogant in the future and keep a low profile. The Empress Fengtian Chengyun issued an edict that the Crown Prince of Western Xia, Li Chengtong, will soon come to conquer Diaoyucheng. This matter is of great importance. Princess Zhuo, Emperor Luoxi and Emperor Qingwan competed in civil and military affairs in the Imperial Academy. The saint represented the Eastern Zhou Dynasty to fight against the Western Xia. The crown prince ordered this son to come to the emperor. You have successfully completed the mission on this trip and you deserve a reward. There is no need to reward me. Reward me well. The new eunuch Long Chenen, right ? I think so too. You two are surprisingly consistent. Long Chenen has indeed made great contributions. Bring the little prince to the bath. I want to personally verify it. It is Her Royal Highness the Princess. Someone is here. Little Dragon is here to help you undress. It is the princess. What are you doing? I hate dishonest people the most. Jin Zhilin is in Tongque Everything on the stage is intolerable. It must be that you haven’t cleaned yourself up. If you haven’t cleaned yourself up, then you are guilty of deceiving the emperor. According to the law, the princess will be torn into pieces by five horses . The wounds of our eunuchs are jagged and uneven. Okay , okay, come here, Qiangzi. If you don’t take off your clothes, I have plenty of ways to cover your body. Give him the things and serve the princess well. Is the small cage fun? As long as the princess likes it, then you should come up quickly. My head is full of blood and energy. Now I can’t come up, won’t it be exposed? Why don’t you come up ? Men and women should not touch each other. Today I see that he looks good and has a strong body. Let me go, I won’t let the princess go. If you molest me, then I won’t be polite. I’m just playing around, don’t take it seriously. No more playing around. This little eunuch dared to tease me, so I have to teach him a lesson . Wait, this water cup has been used, give me a new one. How do you want to take revenge on me ? How do you change this coal bucket? Just use this one. The little dragon can ask Her Royal Highness for a rest when he’s tired. Serving the princess is not tiring. The little dragon can go to the princess for a glass of water when he’s thirsty. I’m not thirsty at all . Her Royal Highness, I took the little dragon to Tirossi, didn’t you notice it? Tirossi was taking a bath and didn’t notice it. A-choo, the princess brought me here so late at night. Why is the princess not okay? I’m out When I went there, Xiao Longzi disappeared. I went to find the princess. It’s not good. Xiao Longzi was kidnapped by Di Xiwa. Ding Xing is so bold. The second princess dared to openly snatch someone. Ding Ding relied on her status as the eldest sister to give him face. If she called him sister, she would call him dead if she didn’t. Master Long, the story of your time in the Tongque Tower that day has spread all over the world. Everyone admires you , and I am no exception. I don’t know if Master Long can guide the martial arts written test of the Imperial College in a few days. News is good, but the third princess , don’t worry about him, just worry about the two of us. The seventh bowl , Your Highness, the third princess has arrived . How dare you cheat with the mistress? The feeling of being caught. Ding wash the dishes. Hand the person over to me. Ding Xinwan. Hand the person over to me. Fanxin pays homage to the third princess . Where is Ding Xinwan? The second princess went to bed early. Where is the ghost? Ding Xinwan. You dare to secretly kidnap my people but dare not admit it openly. Don’t be afraid. I am here. White Whale. I do n’t know what the third princess means. Search too closely for me. Sex is emptiness . Sex is sex. The princess seems to be here too. Tell you Ka Kui. My military token is the same as his. If I can’t see Xiao Longzi tomorrow, I don’t mind meeting him. Brother Bing. Have you finished searching? I can’t stand it anymore. You are not a eunuch, you are not a eunuch , princess, why do you say that? Eunuchs have too many things that they shouldn’t have. Ti Luoxi has tested me. I am absolutely clean, guaranteed. Ti Luoxi has tested me personally . Ti Luoxi has always been cautious , so he kept mine after testing me personally. Then what is this of yours ? Well , that’s because the princess must have mistaken the sachet for the one I blamed wrongly . Princess, can you get off me? That was a close call. Fortunately, there really is someone with a sachet. It’s strange. Then I’ll take my leave first, otherwise it will be difficult to explain to Di Luoxi where you went tonight. You were captured by Di Qiuwan. You are honest. What do I have to feel guilty about ? His purpose is to let me accompany him to practice sword and pass the written test of the Imperial College . Did you agree? Of course not. I poured water for the princess. I can’t even lift my hand until now. Xuanyi asked him to treat him and he succeeded in deceiving the guest. What are you going to do now? I asked you to come here today to practice sword with me . Thank you. The princess loves me so much that I can’t even lift this hand. Didn’t you say that it’s not healed yet ? Tomorrow is the sword-fighting contest between me and Di Xinwan. I want you to help me win the contest, otherwise I’ll kill you. How did that happen? When I was competing with the princess just now, I had already thought of a way for the princess to win. Tell me, do you know what the biggest obstacle to improving your swordsmanship is? It’s clothes. Your clothes are too complicated. Sometimes they hang on tree branches, and sometimes they hook on the sword. How can you win ? But I have a way that will allow you to win tomorrow without practicing swordsmanship . I have a way that will allow you to win tomorrow without practicing swordsmanship. It’s nonsense to want to win without practicing. Do you know that deceiving me is a capital crime? If the princess can’t win tomorrow , just kill me . If I lose, I’ll cut you into pieces. It hurts, it’s cruel. I have a condition. If the princess can’t agree to it, then you can never win. Tell me, From now on, the supreme command belongs to me. No matter what I say, everyone must obey. The dead eunuch finally showed his fox tail. Does the princess have to satisfy any unreasonable request you make ? Princess, this person has always behaved strangely . Don’t agree to him. These two personal maids are so beautiful, how can they have such a dark heart? I won’t show you some color, but you are so bold to climb over my head. The princess hasn’t said anything yet. How come you two want to teach the princess how to do things ? Princess, please spare my life. Okay, I’ll do as you say. What do you want? I want to hug the princess . What and hug her three times ? What ? I want to hug the princess and hug her three times. Dead eunuch , you dream of meeting the princess . 100 men have been torn into pieces by the princess. How could I let you get close to a dead eunuch? His heels have no evil intentions but he is still there. In my opinion, you’d better kill him as soon as possible. Good princess, you promised me just now, are you going to regret it? He is clean in the bathtub. Come here and roll on him . It seems that it would be better if I could hug him longer. Thank you for your trust, princess . In my previous life, I, the Black Dragon Emperor, had seen countless women. We Modern women all dress like this, princess. Her measurements are really top-notch, princess. Look at the way he smiles at that lewd gold. The eunuch must be thinking of something crooked. If you don’t understand, just shut up. I do know that’s you . Is that what you call talking? The people inside are wearing so little and the postures are so… This is called a design drawing, okay? Princess, please look, this is the clothes I designed for you. What is this? This is underwear , specially used to protect the breasts. My eyes, this is more filthy than a spring picture. Why is it filthy? Our current women all dress like this, princess. Listen to her. Not only is she obscene, but she also gathers together for debauchery. Damn eunuchs, I must kill you all today for being dirty. Princess, put your eyes down. Princess, you said you would give me the highest command, right? That’s right. Tie them both up for me , hum. Princess, now you know who has the final say here , you two stay away from me and don’t bother me. I ‘ve delayed the princess’s game. Can you afford it, you eunuchs ? Huh, princess, I’m going to gather all the female workers to make it overnight. Just look at Di Wanxing’s warm-up posture and you’ll know that she’s very good at swordsmanship. If it weren’t for me, Tilosiken You ‘re doomed to fail. The crown prince and the princess summoned you to the changing room, Qiuyue. I advise you to please me well. After the competition, I’ve become the princess’s favorite. I’ll let you wash my feet. Bah, you’re just a petty trick. You still want to help the princess win . The competition is over when your head falls to the ground. Haha, now you beg me , I can still help you collect your body. Let’s wait and see . Princess, here I come, I didn’t see anything, come here . This is not appropriate, I should have killed you directly at the beginning. The clothes you designed are not easy to wear at all , so you don’t know how to wear them. I know, but I don’t dare to help the princess wear them, I’m afraid of bumping into the princess. The princess is going to kill me again. Exonerate you, then I won’t be polite, hehehe. The first sword book contestant in the Imperial College examination is the second princess who hands over a new pill Third Princess , Tiloxi, Tiloxi , what are you wearing? You are so revealing that it damages the reputation of my royal family. Why don’t you go down and change my clothes? My whole body is exposed. It’s tightly wrapped, but at least some fabric is used. How come you say it’s revealing? Judge , you said my sister’s outfit meets the requirements of contempt. Second Princess, what you said is absolutely right, Tiloxi. Did you hear that? Either go down and change my clothes, or I heard that the second princess has been fighting outside for many years. I thought the second princess was knowledgeable. Third Princess, this is called fitness clothes, which are specially designed for sports convenience. The second princess didn’t know about it. She is really ignorant. Little Dragon Son, you had close contact with me yesterday , but you are speaking for him today. Don’t insult my innocence, Ambassador Long, you really make me sad by saying that. Someone, drag him down and behead him. Little Dragon Son is my eunuch. Let’s see who dares to touch him. The boy is my eunuch. Let’s see who dares to touch him . When did you treat eunuchs so well? Who in this palace doesn’t know you, Tiloxi? You kill five eunuchs a day. It seems that I am still safe for now. Let’s solve the current problem first. Anyway, Wu Jian will arrange someone to take me out of the palace. I can’t stay with Tiloxi for long. Second Princess, how about this competition? If the third princess fails to stab you within three moves, we will lose . Tiloxi’s swordsmanship is not as good as mine. It’s a pipe dream to want to win me within three moves . Tiloxi, I also like this eunuch. If I win, this eunuch will belong to me. I ‘m just afraid that you can’t beat me. The marble competition begins. Tiloxi, are you just a coward? Admit defeat now and I will spare your life. Are you admitting defeat? Of course not. Are you admitting defeat? Of course not. It was the third princess who first hit the second princess’s vital part. The third princess was the judge. It was obviously Di Luoxi’s trick . You have already lost. Ca n’t you afford to lose ? Who is Di Luoxi? You are not good at martial arts. If you didn’t cheat, how could you win me? How did Di Luoxi cheat ? He deliberately admitted defeat and wanted me to relax my vigilance. Sword competition is not only about swordsmanship, but also about judging the situation and being able to respond to changes . Examiner, are you right? That’s right. Second sister, did you hear that? You lost, so what if I let you win ? When I become the crown prince , I will kill you all. Congratulations, the third princess, you won the competition. I have agreed to your request and helped you win the competition. What are you doing ? You are soft-hearted, simple-minded and rough. I am different. Report to the princess . Xuanyi went to check. Ding Wulong admitted that this person reported back to the princess. Qingyuan investigated the Western Regions and indeed there was no clothing in the design of Xiaolongzi. Who are you? These two dead girls actually investigated secretly. They really wanted to kill me. Ah hum. In this case, I will not hide it from you anymore. In fact, I was born in the Western Regions since I was a child. I am the founder of the Persian God Religion and Fitness Religion. Who would tell others about such things ? So the two sisters went to investigate others and naturally replied that there was no such religion. However, whether they secretly practiced my fitness method in private, I don’t know. Today, I will temporarily order the judge to break the law . I have to leave the palace quickly. This eunuch only hugged him three times and got out. The size of the body, this eunuch is really not simple , maybe I can use it. Today’s written test conference also has your credit . What kind of reward do you want? Of course there are gold and silver treasures, that’s all. And I want the two of them, I want the two of them. The old toad wants to eat swan meat. Nightmare, you two sisters, you think too much. I asked you to wash my feet , wash my feet. Let’s go wash the princess’s feet. I remember clearly that you two sisters said that as long as I helped the princess win the competition, you would wash my feet. Princess , you can’t, you two sisters made a solemn promise at the beginning. Once you say something, you can’t go back on it. Let’s go, um , oh, oh, it feels so good . I haven’t washed my feet for almost a month. Princess, look, the water is black in a month . Princess, since this damn eunuch asked us to wash his feet, we are your personal maids. We are willing to accept the loss. Who asked you to make a bet with him ? You two sisters, you have to help me wash my feet well today. Come on, use your hands , oh, wait. Use your hands . Hmm , hmm, what do you want to do? I see, he is up to some bad ideas. Massage my feet. Do as he says . Use some strength. Your strength is not right. Walk, walk, move. Why are you sitting here, little dragon? It’s so dark. How about this strength? Is it comfortable? Sister Qiuyue , open the gift box. This is the reward given to you by the princess. The princess’s contempt, the two sisters also made a lot of efforts, yes, yes , yes, die. Thank you, little cage. This person is meticulous and resourceful. He doesn’t look like an ordinary eunuch at all. Who is he ? Princess , it’s just as you expected. The costumes and moves used by Tiloxi in this sword competition were all taught by that eunuch. I knew that Tiloxi, that loser, could never win. It turned out that Master Long was guiding him from behind. Go and catch him for me. I will also win the painting competition in three days. Tiloxi , can people get a good sleep in the middle of the day ? Kneel down, Master Long, you are in charge of the sword test, Tiloxi, I remember everything . I’m just a little eunuch . Master Long, you dare to disobey the princess’s order , which really makes me sad. I should have killed you , but as long as you do me a favor, I can consider sparing your life. Okay , okay, I will not hesitate to die. In the painting competition three days later, I want you to help me beat Tilosi. The whole country knows about it in three days. Your Highness, you are good at sword fighting . Tilosi is good at glaring. Even if I am a god, I can’t help you beat Tilosi. Well, there will be special circumstances. For someone as talented as the second princess, three days is no problem. As the saying goes, knowing yourself and knowing your enemy, you can never be defeated in a hundred battles. You paint first, let me see. Your skills are not as good as mine when I paint with my feet. Among the Thirty-Six Strategies , the best is to run away. Princess, I suddenly feel a little anxious . I’m going to the toilet. Don’t play tricks. This Earth Center Bowl is worthy of being a martial artist. The intuition is too sharp. Hahahaha. Suddenly I’m not so anxious, but do you have a solution? After all , there is no one in the country who is worse than him at my level. How can I beat Tilosi, who is number one in the country? Princess, it’s bad. The little dragon was captured by the second princess. What does she want to do? I heard that he wanted Xiao Longzi to give him some advice to win the painting written test in three days . Tonight , my boss wants to snatch my people. This time, he will not be spared . Improving Brother Wan ‘s painting skills is definitely not an option . He can’t cheat , so he can only work hard in other areas . Master Long, have you not figured out a solution yet ? Yes , yes … Why did you order me to do something for the princess? You are so reluctant. You don’t take our princess seriously. Princess, that’s not what I meant. Hmm, Eunuch Zi is annoying. Do as she says . Hmm , hmm, hmm. Hey, you ‘re not getting enough energy. Grind it a little longer. You dead eunuch, you’re just pretending to be powerful. If you don’t help the princess win in the written painting test, I’ll kill you first if the princess is gone. Hmm, okay? If you win, you’ll be my personal maid. Dead eunuch, dead eunuch, dead eunuch, hmm , hmm, your highness, look, this is the sure-fire way I found for you to win. Master Long, I was right. You’re meeting the empress. Playing chess, calligraphy, poetry, wine, flowers, tea, and the sound of Baya Ding Xinwan, Tilosi, you are my daughters and represent the face of the royal family. You must be thorough in all aspects. I will personally supervise today’s written test. It is a painting test. The written test begins and the test ends. Stop. This painting is colorful and elegant. It is indeed a top-notch work. This is the winning formula I came up with . These are pigments made from flowers. It’s amazing. No matter how well Tilosi paints , it’s just black and white. Princess, you have 749 colors. Isn’t it obvious who will win and who will lose at a glance? This painting is colorful and elegant. It is indeed a top-notch work. To your majesty, this painting of flowers uses a total of 749 colors, which means that my Eastern Zhou Dynasty is prosperous and all flowers are in full bloom . The emperor is prosperous and there are thousands of people . He is the best on the battlefield. I didn’t expect that he is also good at music, chess, calligraphy and painting. Where did this colorful paint come from? This is made by my eunuch Xiao Longzi specially for me . Well , my subordinates are smart and clever, and the master has taught me well. It ‘s too difficult for me to be caught between these two sisters. Your Majesty, this is the words of the third princess. Hum, Prince, how can this be a blank paper? How can Tilosi’s words be a blank paper ? Tilosi, how dare you hand in a blank paper? You really don’t take your Majesty seriously. Your Majesty, I don’t know why my words became a blank paper . The evidence is as solid as a mountain. What else can you quibble about? Your Majesty, the third princess picked up the pen to paint. This is something that everyone can see. There must be something fishy about the blank paper , Your Majesty. When the Third Princess picked up the brush to paint, everyone could see that there must be something fishy about the blank paper. Your Majesty, someone must have framed you. What do you mean? Are you saying that someone here wants to frame you? No, you know who it is . You slandered someone and tampered with him right under Your Majesty’s nose. If it gets out, where will Your Majesty’s face be? This matter must be investigated thoroughly. We must find out who tampered with it today . Why does this smell so familiar? It’s the same smell , Your Highness. I have helped you win the competition. Why did you tamper with Tilosi’s scroll? Who told you my purpose for this competition? It’s to win you. You want Di Luoxi to die. In order to compete for the position of crown prince , brothers killed each other. The royal family is like this. Di Xie, I will not let you have your wish. You said that the little prince would not be bribed by the blood-dripping pill, right? Wasn’t he quite righteous before and even gave earrings? Then you said that the painting of His Highness was obviously good, how could it become a blank paper for no reason? Who else could it be except him? If it is really found out that it was him , we will kill him on the spot. It is His Highness. Because I told you that my purpose of this competition is to win Di Xingwan, I will not let you have your wish. He is escaping. The palace is heavily guarded and he can’t run away. So where is he going? They are What are you doing? I despise you. You have made the whole hall dirty. Do you know your crime? Someone, drag him down and give him 50 lashes . Your Highness, I am only bringing up a basin of water. Why are you so nervous ? How dare you mess around in the hall ? Have you made any mischief ? Just watch carefully. How dare you , little dragon, ruin the princess’ words ? How dare you, little dragon? If I had known this would happen, I should have killed you with a sword. Take a good look at the painting. I have been an official for more than 30 years and have never seen such an exquisite landscape painting. Your Highness is worthy of being the best painter in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. It is so beautiful. Your Majesty, this is the painting that I have passed on. It is so brilliant and superb. Di Ruoxi, you have made a lot of progress. Thank you, Your Majesty, for your praise of the Hundred Flowers Painting, which is gorgeous and varied. The flowing landscape painting is really eye-opening. I declare that today’s painting brush is the Geocentric Network, which won the first prize. Thank you, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, this is unfair, Tilosi, are you questioning Your Majesty’s decision? Di Ruoxi, your son is also the first in your life, Your Majesty, how can he cooperate with your son to be tied for first place ? Di Xinwan, you are not worthy of being tied for first place with me? You tampered with my painting, you are slandering me , stop arguing , I have said this, I will investigate it thoroughly, Your Majesty, I have a plan to make the murderer appear obediently, how can you say that the key to solving the case lies in this ink, this is a special ink that disappears after it dries. It will reveal itself when it comes into contact with water, Your Majesty. I only need a basin of water to find the mastermind. Just a basin of water can reveal the truth. This is unheard of. Your Majesty, calm down. The little prince has always been eccentric, but his method is quite successful. It will work . If you can’t find the mastermind behind this , it will be a crime of deceiving the emperor and the whole family will be executed . Then I will demonstrate it first. Please put your hands in this basin like me. Little dragon, you thought there was still invisible ink on my hands. When I put my hands in the water, the water will change color. Of course, it didn’t change color because I had washed my hands long ago . Little dragon, I thought you were so smart, but I didn’t expect it to be like this. No matter how many times you wash your hands, the results will be the same. You wash them thousands of times, and the results will be the same. I found your flaw, and it’s impossible. You thought I asked you to wash your hands just to see the ink left on your hands. You are totally wrong. My real purpose was to wet your shoes under the pretext of washing hands. This turned out to be the second princess. What’s going on? I made it flawless. Haven’t you figured it out yet? Before the competition, you ran to Tilosi’s table and put down the special ink, but you didn’t notice that the soles of your feet were stained with the special ink, and it disappeared after it dried. This is impossible. This is the ironclad evidence. How could you have seen through it? As long as it is done by a human, there will be flaws. Obviously, you didn’t have to do anything to win the first place, but now you insist on shooting yourself in the foot. All this is your own fault . Your Majesty, as a princess , you broke the law knowingly. How can you disgrace the royal family ? I order you not to participate in government affairs without my permission . You are not allowed to leave the Imperial Academy. Your Majesty, I know I was wrong . Please forgive me . I will take back my order . Your Majesty deserves it. I also ask Your Majesty to take back your order. I also ask Your Majesty to take back your order. Why did Xiao Longzi help Di Xin Wan ? Your Highness, do you think Xiao Longzi is really in love with Di Xin Wan? I hate betrayal the most . If it is true, I would rather kill you than let you become Di Xin Wan’s person. The second princess was just confused for a moment, but her crime is not punishable by death. In the two competitions, the second princess also has many advantages . The emperor is kind-hearted. Narrow-mindedness makes it difficult to handle great responsibilities. How can I show that my laws are strict if I don’t punish severely ? Your Majesty, if you want to be strict , you just need to release Di Xinwan. Oh, what do you mean? The second princess despised cheating, and your Majesty abolished his rank. This is a reasonable punishment. If your Majesty imprisoned Brother Wan in the Imperial College, wouldn’t it be too heavy a sentence and not just the crime? A little eunuch actually has such a pattern. King of the Earth, you don’t have to study in the Imperial College . Go back and reflect on your mistakes. How did this small cage release the King of the Earth? Then our princess will suffer in vain. Get out of here, there’s no need for you to cry like a rat. My dignified Di Xinwan gallops across the battlefield and sweeps through thousands of troops. I don’t need a dead eunuch like you to rest for me . I hope you can understand my good intentions. You helped Di Xinwan make the pigment and even pleaded for him in front of the empress. What crime should you be punished for? Princess , calm down. Xiao Longzi must have his own reasons. Xiao Longzi, tell me if Di Qinghua threatened you. Di Xinwan didn’t threaten me. I did it voluntarily. I hate traitors the most. Since you are Di Xinwan’s man , I will not keep you. Drag you out and kill Your Highness. I protected Di Xinwan in front of the empress. You thought I was helping him, but in fact I was helping you. The military manual says that one should not pursue a desperate enemy. If you take advantage of someone’s misfortune , Di Xingwan will definitely retaliate. I just don’t want to see Di Xinwan suffer , so I helped Di Xingwan to get mercy. So I should thank you . I don’t dare. I just believe that in life, it is better to have less trouble than more. The enemy has one more way out. You are right in saying so many things. I have tortured countless eunuchs, but I have never seen you do this. There is a connection between the teachings of fitness and the principles of life. I just apply what I have learned. I am really a philosopher. I am curious about the teachings of fitness. Since you know so much, I will test you to write a poem within three steps . Three steps. Cao Zhi even needs seven steps. This is too difficult. Fortunately, I have memorized many ancient poems. The moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. I look up at the moon and think of my hometown. You are sensible. I just used a little trick. It is a really good poem. The homesickness is vividly expressed on the paper. It can be called the best five-character quatrain in history. Your Highness is too kind. The great poet Li Bai’s famous words have been passed down through the ages. If I don’t take you down , by the way, I have never heard you mention your hometown. Yes, Long is a big surname in Western Xia. Xiaolongzi is near the river. The surname Long in Xixia Dajiang is the same as Long. What a coincidence. It’s just a coincidence. You look like someone. That person’s name is Long Chen. I’ve heard of General Long Chen. He is the son of a great general of Xixia. I am far inferior to him. What a coincidence. Even the names are one letter different. A slight error can lead to a great difference . Since you are not Long Chen, it will be easy. Tomorrow, Li Chengtong, the crown prince of Xixia, will come. It’s him. It’s him. Kill my Long clan. Tomorrow is the battle between Xixia and my Eastern Zhou. Diaoyu City has not yet been decided. If you win, you will know your life. I want you to help me win the battle. I will help your majesty to severely defeat Li Chengtong. Did you see the man in front? Your Highness, you are talking about General Jing Heng. He is the general who protects the country of my Eastern Zhou. He has long held military power and threatened the rule of the empress. Jing Heng wants to marry me to further seize the power of the empress. So who is the person the princess is afraid of? How can I, a dignified princess of the Eastern Zhou , be manipulated by Jing Heng? Your Highness, how are you? The general is not guarding the border. What is he doing in the palace? Of course, he is participating in the corpse fighting meeting. Why doesn’t this little eunuch kneel when he sees me? I will listen to your Highness’s teachings. He is my natural eunuch. I have specially allowed him not to kneel when he sees anyone. I have heard that your Highness is very fond of eunuchs. Today I saw that his reputation is well-deserved. Little prince, let’s walk slowly. Your Highness can see you, but you can’t. Jinghao, you are trying to rebel. There are palace rules. This palace has never had an eunuch enter the palace. He doesn’t believe it either. Hum , I looked around. There is no sign in the main hall saying that General Jingheng can enter. Does that mean General Jingheng can’t enter either? General, do you want to wait with me outside, or go into the hall together ? Goodbye . Why does this eunuch look so much like that person? No matter who he is, I want him to go and never come back today. Paying respects to His Majesty, the crown prince’s courtier Kong Dao Li Chengtong, little prince, do you know Li Chengtong ? The dragon walks in the wild , and the world is united. These nonsense in the streets have spread like crazy, saying that the real dragon in the world should not be me, but my great general who protects the country, Lord Long. Lord Long is homesick. Father, rest assured . I have a plan . I will join forces with the great Eastern Zhou general Jing Heng to attack from both sides and annihilate the 100,000 Dragon Army at Bailan Mountain . You are my father and brother, fellow Hong people, 100,000 brothers. I, Long Chen, will certainly avenge you. Little Dragon, do you know Li Chengtong? No, you don’t. You are all anxious. I declare the poetry contest to begin. Who is willing to take the lead and write the first poem? Of course, my talented son will have priority. I, Yelu Si Nan, is the number one literary fighter in Western Xia. I have fought more than 3,000 battles and never lost. I heard that the third princess never wrote poetry. I thought you couldn’t write. As the crown prince of Western Xia, you are so ignorant. Listen carefully, princess. Although you are welcoming the arrival of poetry in this world, I am afraid there is no one who is better than me in poetry. I have made a mistake in writing a poem with a great poet . This poem by this palace means that a good rain knows its season. It happens in spring. It sneaks into the night with the wind and moistens things silently. The beauty is that it is a scene of a happy rain on a spring night. Prince, it is clear at a glance who will win and who will lose. Does Diaoyu City belong to us? Why does Master Yongwu take things as the basis? The master’s detailed description is vivid and lifelike, which is the best quality. Not bad. The little eunuch used Yongwu to express his emotions and went off topic. You are talking nonsense. You don’t understand poetry at all . This is the first time I have heard that I am the greatest writer in the dynasty. I don’t understand poetry. I don’t even know how to appreciate the poems of the poet Du Mu. I am just fishing for fame and have no real talent or knowledge . Old thing, let me teach you a good lesson. Listen to this poem of mine. Yuzhang Gujun Hongdu Xinfu Xingfenyi is really connected to Henglu . It was September and the sequence was three autumns. The little eunuch was so smart. It was September and the third autumn. The water was gone and the cold pool was clear and the smoke was condensed. The dusk was purple . Why hasn’t it finished yet ? Your Highness, what he is chanting is a piece of Yongwu. We are in a poetry meeting. What does he mean by chanting a piece of text? The empress didn’t drag me down . Your Highness, please listen carefully. The setting sun and the solitary wild goose fly together. The autumn water and the sky are the same color. This sentence is so wonderful that it can be called a famous sentence through the ages. It can really be said that there are words in the sentence and words in the words. The combination of movement and stillness is colorful. If this gentleman is what I do, I will have no regrets in death. Shut up and boost others’ ambitions and destroy your own prestige All are due to different fortunes and many twists and turns in life. Feng Tang is easy to grow old and Li Guang is hard to be ennobled. One word, Jun Fu, has four rhymes, all inherited and sprinkled. Pan Jiang each poured out the sea of ​​clouds. Every word is thrilling and can be said to be worth a thousand gold. A teacher should do his best and set his heart on it. Speaking as a teacher, he just piles up words, is hypocritical and superficial, and has a low taste. If the world is full of such decadent music, then where is the character of scholars ? Where is the confidant of generals ? Where is the charm of a great country ? Have you learned it, old thing? What Xiaolongzi said is that a eunuch actually has the ambition to swallow mountains and rivers. This old book can’t be written by him. Although this poem is good , it can’t completely surpass my poem. It’s not bad. This king thinks that these two poems are evenly matched. If you say so , won’t you never be able to tell the winner? The princess calmed down. It’s hard to tell the winner of a fight, but the winner of a couplet can be clear. Everyone takes turns to write the upper couplet. Even if the one who can’t write the lower couplet loses , the nickname of these lawyer men is “pairs through the intestines”. Compared with writing poems, the most frightening thing about these lawyer men is actually couplets . There has never been A person can last three moves under his hands. If he agrees to this lawyer man, it will be very disadvantageous to our Eastern Zhou Dynasty. The Jade Emperor saw that the third princess seemed to be discouraged. It is better to admit defeat on the spot to avoid being pierced. Chang’an vomited blood and jumped into the river. Your Highness can’t jump into the river now. The river outside is frozen. If you can’t jump, why not serve a cup of poisoned wine . Whoever loses will drink it. How about it? Can you do it? Nonsense. A woman asks a man if he can do it. Of course he can. Serve the poisoned wine. I will die. There is no need to say more. The poisoned wine is highly poisonous . After one cup, the intestines will be pierced and the stomach will be ripped open and he will die on the spot. He is so confident. Then let’s start and listen carefully. My first couplet is “A country will perish, and this old man will not die . ” He actually came up with a fake couplet . Wang Bi has a monster. This is scolding the empress as a monster and our Eastern Zhou Yao Kingdom. It is not very harmful, but it is very insulting. Can it be obscene ? The second couplet is “The old man is not dead.” This is scolding me as a thief. Grand Scholar, what do you think? Hum , it’s a draw. Listen carefully again . The young man in this palace is 1234567 1234567 Going up the mountain to fight the tiger This line of the first couplet We are the envoys of Xixia How dare you openly insult us Why are you cursing 1234567 The only thing without “eight ” is “forget eight”, which is homophonic to “forget eight”. You are calling me a bastard, hahaha. It’s rude not to reciprocate. The Grand Scholar should retreat. The Grand Scholar has already lost because he couldn’t come up with the second line. It was obviously you who humiliated the Grand Scholar first. He was full of foul language and it was considered a couplet. He was really eloquent. No wonder the Grand Scholar was unmatched. His cheating skills are indeed unique in the world . Princess, do you dare to compete with me again? Princess, please come up with the first line first. Princess, you don’t have to be a mouthpiece. I know it’s you. The little eunuch next to you has been giving advice. I want to duel him alone . Then whoever loses will drink the poisoned wine. Young man , don’t regret it. Old man, listen carefully. Look at the door first. Tomb is a folded character, face is a string, thinking of the field, it’s my turn, listen carefully, silkworms are the insects of the world, red is the bird by the river , it’s a draw again , the ground is rice paper, what’s the end, a little eunuch dares to make a chessboard against the sky, and the stars are the pieces, a mere old thief can also play , I can’t even beat a little eunuch from the Eastern Zhou Dynasty , the world will laugh at me, I have no one at home, old man, if you lose again, you will have to drink poisoned wine, it’s my turn to write the first couplet , listen carefully, Wangjiang Tower , Wangjiang Flow, Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Flow, Jiang Tower is eternal, Jiang Flow is eternal, Eastern Zhou Dynasty style and character flow through the ages , I said you haven’t figured out the university thing yet ,
I’m sleepy, Grand Secretary, if you admit defeat, I can allow the prince to collect your body for you, the prince is both a Grand Secretary and Zhengzheng How can a man of integrity go back on his word and break his promise? I’ve brought this cup of wine for you. If you drink it , you can leave a good name for eternity. If you don’t drink it , your name will be recorded in history books and reviled by future generations for thousands of generations. Great warrior , someone send the imperial physician to the Grand Secretary to have a look, so that you wo n’t be mad to death . There’s no need. I have my own skills as an imperial physician , not a lawyer. Can you do it? I can vomit blood at this time. Even if I die, I will fight for Xixia to the last moment . Grand Secretary, do you want to rinse your mouth with poisoned wine? You little eunuch , stop talking nonsense. Can you follow my first couplet ? Then come on , zither, harp , and pipa. Your Majesty, the Grand Secretary. The scholar finally came up with a good couplet . The four characters “琴瑟琵琶 王在上” all have “王” at the top , implying that the prince’s status is above that of my Eastern Zhou Dynasty. That ‘s right , how can you be so awesome ? This is absolutely true. Can you come up with a couplet ? When my father, General Long, was here, even the dog emperor had to bow his head. Who do you think you are, a useless prince? You are a ghost in the first place. What do you mean by “王在上 “? How dare you, a little eunuch, insult my highness the prince ? This is a literary duel, not a martial arts duel . Princess, okay? Scholar, do you have any other tricks? Otherwise, you have to drink this cup of poisoned wine . Now it’s my turn to come up with the first couplet. Can you still do it? Oh, what a pity, this cup of poisoned wine, damn eunuch, give up. If you want to be so rampant, it’s not certain who will win or lose. Taiyi , save him for me. Alas, Western medicine is Western medicine. It can only treat the symptoms but not the root cause. It seems that the university scholar will be killed by Western medicine today. You have to insult Western medicine. Western medicine is the most scientific and advanced medical technique in the world. What Chinese medicine can’t cure depends on Western medicine . You farted. Treat your mouth pain with your mouth. Treat your leg pain with your legs. You call this a cure . Then tell me whether I cured the university scholar. Okay, the child is connected to me. I am dying . You call this a cure. The university scholar is angry and you don’t cure his anger. Instead, you give him medicine. You are plotting to murder the university scholar . Yan Lu, the servant, you are the number one poet in this dynasty. If you are half… If you give up on your mission, you will be laughed at by the world. I order you to continue answering, otherwise your entire clan will be executed. I sent you to study abroad before, and you used Western couplets to counter him. I don’t believe that a eunuch can match Western couplets. The prince is wise, and the grass and trees are deep under the city. The warriors left their dreams. This sentence comes from Matsuo Basho and is called a card sentence. It is really worshipful of foreigners. It is not enough to be a grandson of the West, but you also have to be a grandson of the Japanese pirates. How shameless! You are a little eunuch, but you actually know about the Dongying faction. You are a little eunuch, but you actually know about the Dongying card play. A real man beats the flax without flax. I don’t know what he said, the prince , the university scholar, you will not not understand it, right? Others act like dogs and cannot understand their masters’ words. How dare you humiliate His Royal Highness the Crown Prince? Since it is so difficult that you cannot understand, let me say something that you can understand. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince Dagyelu is indeed humiliating us eunuchs. You are courting death . Humph , you also know that you are the Crown Prince of Western Xia. You keep sucking blood and forgetting your ancestors. I thought you were the illegitimate son of a Japanese pirate. How dare you die in a room ? Stop talking nonsense, you traitor. I haven’t finished scolding you . The sentence you just said, “There are thick grass and trees under the bed.” The warrior Liu Menghen was a Japanese pirate. The world borrowed it from our poet Du Fu, a famous teacher. The Japanese pirates all know that our things are better. It’s better to keep the good things of our ancestors. You don’t learn anything but learn something dirty. You have brought disgrace upon the name of a university scholar. You , you probably don’t even know which famous line from our great poet Wukong used, old thing. Let me teach you another lesson. The country is ruined, the mountains and rivers are still in the city, and the grass and trees are thick in spring . Such a famous line is just because there is a plaque in the sky. How can it compare to the great poet Yu the old thief? Our written test is not over yet. It’s my turn to give the first couplet. Someone, bring up the pen, ink, paper and inkstone. Isn’t it a couplet? What’s the point of your drawing ? I haven’t finished it yet. Why are you in such a hurry? Yu the old thief, right? Just these five words. It’s simple. Lawyer Ye’s answer is right. He is really ignorant. There is no second couplet for this first couplet until now. It would be strange if you could match it. You can be infatuated or you can be refreshed. What are you doing, Madam? Your Highness, this is not a simple victory. Is n’t this just five ordinary words? What’s so difficult about this? It’s difficult to speak. Is the Western Xia prince King Wen? You can’t even see this . These five words can form a complete sentence starting from any word. It can be refreshing or it can be refreshing. You can also be refreshing or infatuated . Hahaha , this sentence , this sentence should only exist in heaven. Yes , yes, yes, vomiting blood again. Grand Scholar, take care of yourself, lawyer. You have to warn the lawyer. You have done the same trick three times, it’s boring. Let’s go against it together . Your Highness, the Grand Scholar is dead. Didn’t the prince just say that these five words are simple? Then the prince will face me. Why does the prince look so much like that person ? It’s impossible. I have killed all the gods. The prince couldn’t even mix the poisoned wine, so you drank it for the old thief Yu. Who do you think you are? Empress, you can’t discipline your eunuchs, so I will discipline them for you . Your Highness, the prince is willing to accept the defeat. According to the agreement, Diaoyucheng should belong to my Eastern Zhou Dynasty. It’s a joke. It’s just that the fighter wants to get Diaoyucheng after winning. There is no such a cheap thing in the world. You actually cheated in public and spoke shamelessly. Since ancient times, the struggle for Every city and every place is won by force. You want to win Diaoyucheng against our 100,000 elite soldiers. Besides , let’s go, Li Chengtong. I not only want Diaoyucheng, I also want the whole country of Xixia. Little Dragon Son , you despise him today. He has made great contributions and needs a heavy reward. Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness. Little Dragon Son has extraordinary courage and profound knowledge. You are appointed as the Shangshu Ling and enjoy the treatment of a first-class minister. Thank you, Your Majesty. How could the servant Yodi be defeated by the eunuch beside Tilosi? Today in the hall, I fought a few moves with that dead eunuch. His eyes and aura reminded me of someone. Your Highness the Crown Prince meant that Rongcheng is impossible. Rongcheng is already dead. This little eunuch doesn’t look like Rongcheng at all. Maybe he was injured and disguised. Dongzhou is your territory. Go back and investigate this matter thoroughly. I want to see him alive or dead . I see you, Lord Yulin. Get up quickly, Deputy General Wu, stop teasing me. General Shou, you severely injured the Crown Prince of Xixia, Rongcheng, in the main hall. The news has spread all over the country. Now everyone praises you for your talent in both civil and military affairs . That Li Chengtong is still so useless that he is not worth mentioning . Deputy General Wu, I came here today to tell you how our Long Family Army was harmed. I remembered everything. General Shao, you finally remembered that the culprit was that damned monkey. You and the dog prince, I will definitely avenge my father and the 100,000 brothers. It’s just that I have a strong army. Although I am now the Shangshu Ling of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty , I am still not a match . It would be great if I could get the military power of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. However, the military power of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty is in the hands of the three princesses, Yi Yuwei, Yi Qingwan, and Di Luoxi. Each of them has a weapon axe. According to your idea, I only need to gain the trust of the three princesses and get the three ice cards , then I can lead the Eastern Zhou army back to Xixia and capture the dog father and son alive. However, the three princesses cannot control all the military power of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. There is also a White Feather Army under Jing Heng . I know this Jing Heng wanted to marry Di Luoxi, but Di Luoxi refused. This Jing Heng heard that Tilosi is inclined to General Shao, and he has long regarded you as a thorn in his side. You should get rid of him as soon as possible. If I get rid of Jing Hong, will his military power belong to me? It should be so . General Shou, are you right ? I don’t even take Li Chengtong seriously, so why am I afraid of him, a small general of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty? What do you have to do in the court? Your Majesty , it’s still the heating problem of Piaomiao City. Piaomiao City is located in the suburbs of Kyoto. Every winter, the temperature drops sharply. Every household relies on firewood for heating. But firewood has been in short supply for years. Even Kyoto can’t supply it, let alone Piaomiao City. I can’t bear to see the people of Piaomiao City suffer. Today, you must gather your strength to solve the worries of my thousands of people. Your Majesty, the Eastern Zhou Dynasty has always been short of firewood. On weekdays, even the empress dare not take a bath frequently. There is no one who can solve this heating problem. If I help the Earth’s Core Bowl solve the heating problem, he will thank me with an ice axe. I am willing to share the worries of the empress. It turned out to be this little eunuch I heard that he has a lot of ideas. Hum. The problem of Piaomiao City has existed for a hundred years. You ca n’t solve it. Lord Long, don’t brag. There are hundreds of thousands of people in Piaomiao City alone. The heating problem is an astronomical figure . The six departments have already jointly solved the heating problem. Planting trees and buying firewood from Xixia have all been very effective. May I ask Lord Long what methods he has to solve it? Your incompetence does not mean that I am as incompetent as you. Your incompetence does not mean that I am as incompetent as you. You simply don’t know your place. Do you think you are invincible just because you beat the first warrior and the first scholar of Xixia ? Governing a country is completely different from wielding a sword and painting. Whether it is governing a country or wielding a sword and painting, I know more than General Jingheng. Hmph . Okay, I will ask Your Highness to hand over the heating issue to Lord Long. Lord Long, you are so arrogant. You dare to issue a military order . If you don’t complete it before the beginning of winter, come to see me with your head. What ‘s there to be afraid of ? You are a military order. What’s the difference between that and committing suicide ? Of course I won’t commit suicide . But after the matter is done, can Your Highness reward me with a valuable item? What do you want ? Military tokens are not available . I am here to help Your Highness solve your problems. If I can successfully solve such a difficult problem as heating, then the second princess will have the upper hand in the dispute between Huang Chu, right? But I know that the empress has not yet chosen Huang Chu from the three princesses. Please agree. Thank you, Princess Long. Lord Long, I recommend myself. Then the heating problem will be handed over to Lord Long. Adjourn the court. Adjourn the court. Oh, Lord Long, should I say you are stupid or that you like to show off ? This problem has plagued our dynasty for hundreds of years. Can he solve it ? Is he a god? Little dragon, you are already a dead man now. What kind of coffin do you like? Tell the third princess and ask him to prepare it for you in advance. Princess, don’t worry , I only have one request now. I need to leave the palace. I guess the way to keep warm must be outside the palace. The aunties at the village entrance are the information hubs in any dynasty, and they know more than the Jinyiwei. Aunties, let me ask you something. Has anything strange happened in Piaomiao City ? Big things and small things can be, some are, and there are many, especially that Hell Mountain and the Hellfire. Let’s talk about the Hellfire. Let’s talk about the Hellfire. Let’s talk about the Hellfire. Let’s talk about it. Uncle, that one over there is the Hell Mountain. The reason why the Hell Mountain is called the Hell Mountain is because there is no grass growing there all year round. All living things that have entered have never come out again and have been burned to death by the Hellfire. There is a cave in the Hell Mountain with the Hellfire. It is said that it has been burning for hundreds of years. The smoke is poisonous . After people enter, not only will their eyes go blind , but their breathing will also be It will be difficult , that’s it. The solution to the heating problem is Hell Mountain. Thank you, aunties. It’s okay, it’s okay . Next time, bring more melon seeds and fruits. There are still many gossips about you . Yes, that’s it, aunties. Where is the location of the cave in Hell Mountain? Can you draw it for me so I can see? Aunties, don’t go. Oh, let go . Why didn’t you tell me where it was ? Oh,
boy, I’m doing this for your own good. The smoke is poisonous. People will go blind and their lungs will rot after entering. Aunties, I must go. No , aunties, as long as you tell me the location of the Hell Cave, this is yours. Okay, bring paper and pen. Thank you, aunties. Silver. The aunties said that the hellfire is poisonous. It seems that before building the cave, I have to prepare a gas mask . I have bought everything . I use a face towel, gauze, and some cotton to stack them up layer by layer like a hamburger. Finally, I soak a gas mask with water and it’s done. This is it. This kid really went in. Oh no, I want to tell everyone how good the boy is. Hey , he’s gone just like that. The smell of sulfur in this cave is getting stronger and stronger. That’s right, this is what I’m looking for. This is the hellfire they talked about. The car is full of coal. Chinese people don’t know that there are heating materials around them that are hundreds of times better than firewood. I have to go out and organize people immediately. I see him mining . It ‘s him. Kill him. Everyone, kill Deng Gui. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him. What are you doing ? How can you hit people casually ? Everyone, stop it first. Stop it. Stop it. Why are you here, mom ? What’s going on ? Little Bear , why didn’t you get burned to death by the hellfire? Why would I get burned to death? Isn’t it that everyone who enters the cave will be burned to death by the hellfire? The villagers saw you enter the cave. When you came back intact, everyone thought you must be a ghost. So that’s it. Little brother, are you really not a ghost? How could I be a ghost? I am People, let me explain to you what is going on. This is hellfire. He can control hellfire. He is indeed a ghost . Kill him, kill him. You are wrong. You are wrong. This is ordinary fire , not hellfire. How can this be an ordinary fire? This is clearly a low fire . Only the smoke of low fire is yellow and the smoke of low fire is very smelly . That’s right, this is called coal. It is different from the white smoke you usually see. Look carefully. How is this possible? How did the smoke turn white ? How is this possible? How did the sheep turn white? Does it still look like hellfire now? It’s amazing. How did this happen? The ancients did not know about coal and it is understandable that they regarded coal as hellfire. This is called coal , which is made from dead animal plants. It is formed by the precipitation of substances over thousands of years. The reason why the smoke you see is yellow, poisonous and pungent is because it contains sulfur. As long as we filter out the sulfur, we can use the coal to survive the winter. This is great. We don’t have to worry about surviving the winter. My poor great-grandfather just froze to death last year. If he could survive until now, it would be great. Such a good warming house is actually at the gate of Piaomiao City. It’s really a piece of cake to find it without any effort. That’s right , this is not Hell Mountain but Treasure Mountain. Treasure Mountain is a good name. If the villagers want to have enough coal to survive the winter, they can sign up now. As long as we have this mask, we can go in and dig coal safely. It’s a minority of people. I pay my respects to the Shangshu. Everyone is free. Li, I am only here to solve the heating problem here. Now, who wants to sign up to work with me in the coal mine ? Wouldn’t the heating problem be solved? Aunt and brother, you two stay and set off. Now the most important thing is to solve the problem of coal poisoning. I remember that the book said there is a method called water washing to remove sulfur. It can wash away 50% to 80% of the ash powder and 30% to 40% of the sulfur. The book also said that you can make your own honeycomb eyebrows. We mix the eyebrow powder and water in a ratio of 10:1 , and then let the water fully soak into the eyebrow powder. Use the honeycomb eyebrow mold to shape it. Brother, I will teach you how to make honeycomb eyebrows. It is Uncle Shao, Yin and Yang. I will teach you the hydrolysis and flow removal method. Uncle, did you not provide good service? Make way, make way, make way, good job. Tonight’s dinner, everyone will have two chicken legs and 10 taels of silver. Thank you, Taoist priest. I’m not doing a good job. He said in a panic that this guy in the countryside didn’t know what he got from the ground. It looks like firewood. I can boil water and cook. What did you say ? How could such a thing happen ? We must not let him complete the mission. Send someone to investigate his identity. He must be killed . We must not let him leave the palace alive. Sir, we have also found hellfire in the town . Maybe there is a coal mine in the cave. Come on, take me to see it. It ‘s just in front of you. Sir, why haven’t you arrived yet? It’s in front of you. There is not much coal here, it’s all mud . Sir, are you not dizzy? Why am I dizzy ? You have poisoned my gluten. There is no coal here at all. This is your burial place. Tell me what your real name is. Are you Longchen? You were sent by Jingheng. Tell me. Who is your real name? What is your relationship with General Long ? Why did you come to our Nanliang incognito? My name is Xiaolongzi. You still don’t admit that you are Longchen . Humph, does Jinghong have a pig’s brain? If I were Longchen, wouldn’t Tiloxi be able to find out that I could have been with Tiloxi for so long? If I were Long Chen, how could I do this? You are still stubborn. It seems that you will not speak unless you are tortured .
If your knee is injured , it will take a long time to heal. If I cut you with this knife, you will never be able to stand up again. Don’t you want to avenge your father, your brothers, and your Long family army? If you are disabled, you will never be able to take revenge in this life. I will kill you, kill Jing Heng , the dog eunuch, and the dog emperor. I will kill you all . Since you are Long Chen, I must kill you today. Ah, you are not poisoned. I have seen through your little tricks a long time ago. Even if you can beat the world’s number one warrior, so what? You have been drugged by me today, so you definitely cannot beat me. Even if I become a ghost , I will avenge my 100,000 generals. Grandpa,
I am waiting here. Are you looking for death, Xiaowanzi? Are you okay? You came at the right time. I heard that you have not returned from Hell Mountain for ten days, so I was very worried, so I came to have a look. I saw that the mask carved at the entrance of the cave was very delicately made. I thought that there was no one as clever as you in this cave, so I came in to check. Sure enough, you are here. Thank you, princess, for saving your life . Go out and work quickly. The underground is waiting for your report. There is no explosives in the cave, the wind barrier, the dead eunuch, and Di Luoxi . How can you survive this time? This entrance was fine just now, why is it suddenly sealed ? It must be Jing Heng who sealed the cave by blowing up the mountain. The purpose is to prevent us from returning to the palace to report. In this way, he has one less competitor in the court. It is only a matter of time before he swallows up Di Yuwei and Di Xingwan and seizes the empress’s power. This Jing Heng is simply a vampire. We can’t get out of this exit. I read in a book that there are usually several exits in a cave. We can find the exit by following the wind. Wherever the train goes, there is wind. How do you know everything about astronomy and geography, little dragon ? What books are you reading ? They are just some miscellaneous books. I can’t tell you that I learned it from watching TV. Oh, I can’t do it anymore. I can’t walk anymore. Chibi Maruko, do you think we will be unable to get out? It ‘s hard to say. It’s very likely that we won’t. It definitely won’t. I can’t die here . I still have to avenge my father, my brother, and the 100,000 Dragon Army. Little prince, do you have any other ideas ? I was thinking, you always say that your fitness school has supreme martial arts . Didn’t that fitness school teach you how to push the stone away? Supreme martial arts, yes, Your Highness , you are really a genius. You thought of a way . Qian Liu and Li Jiu are Chao Zong Kun and Er Kan. Day three and eight are friends. Day seven and four are qi phase. What is this ? It sounds like a formula for practicing martial arts. This move is called the Great Shift of the Universe. The Great Shift of the Universe sounds very amazing. Of course it is. This is the unique move of our martial arts wizard Zhang Wuji. Back then, when he and Xiao Zhao fell into a secret passage , he used the Great Shift of the Universe. It took him half a day to escape from the world of life. That time and that moment was just like us at this moment. If we practice, we will have the Great Shift of the Universe and we can get out. But I have a problem. My cultivation is not as good as Zhang Wuji, so it may take me a longer time. I have to take a double break. What is a double break ? Uh, a double break means that we have to practice together . Well, let’s practice. It’s not just two people practicing. He has to practice like this. We have to practice like this. It’s called a double break . Gangster , I don’t want to do that either , but this is the only way. Otherwise, don’t take a double break. I’ll practice by myself. Then I wonder if we will starve to death here first , or I will practice the magic skill first. Let’s take a double break . But I warn you, don’t open your eyes. I swear I will definitely open my eyes. The first six Li Jiu are Chaozong Kun and the two Kan meridians are connected. Tian San and the eighth are friends. Tian Qi and the fourth Qi Xiang come from Li Jiu. The dragon cave is set up to train the dragon into the cave. The cold water from Kun Palace is needed to control the time of Yuanchu. The 8th-6th palace is the acquired dragon and the innate fixed generation. The urging edict is connected to each other. It seems that he is hungry and thirsty , and his practice is not good. Princess , the situation is forced to offend, uh, I, I, I am not a gangster. You fainted in front of me. I wanted to give you water, but why did I suddenly lose my speed in practice ? Could it be that the kiss just now had such a big effect ? ​​The double weekend is that the deeper the relationship between two people, the better the effect of practice. Could it be that Di Lucy really loves me? The magic skill has been cultivated. It’s time to show his strength, princess, we can go out. Congratulations to the general, congratulations to the general for finally killing this little eunuch. The little eunuch is arrogant and aggressive. This is one crime. The second crime is not knowing what is good for him. If you anger the general, you will die . The general can get rid of Tiloxi and others. The ministers admire him. Everything has been cleared. Now it’s up to you. Listen to the general’s orders and report to the general. The third princess and the little dragon have entered the palace. What? Aren’t they all dead? Why do you feel sorry to see that we are not dead? What are you talking about? Don’t act. I know it was you who sealed the exit of the cave and wanted to trap us to death in it . Don’t slander us without evidence . I know you won’t admit it. Let’s wait and see when we go to court. Greetings to the Empress , gentlemen. What are you going to report to? Your Majesty, Lord Long has solved the problem of heating. Oh, how to solve it? Come up, everyone, please look at Lord Long. What is this? What is this? There is no fire, but it can actually boil the water in the kettle. What on earth is this ? It looks hot. This is the Hellfire . What kind of Hellfire is it? You actually moved the Hellfire to Cao Cao. Do you take women seriously ? Take away the unlucky things. Wait , this is the Hellfire I modified. This is my solution to the heating problem . This Hellfire has a yellow smoke and is highly toxic. How can it solve the heating problem of the people? Second Princess, don’t worry. Please look. There is no yellow smoke and the smell is not pungent. What’s going on? This Hellfire is produced by a kind of coal. I have filtered out the toxic substances in the coal and made it into honeycomb coal. This honeycomb coal is as warm as firewood , but it burns longer , and the coal in Hell Mountain is enough for us to use for 500 years. 500 years, little dragon, you have not only solved our heating problem , but also solved it permanently. With so much coal, we can not only be self-sufficient, but also sell it to Xixia. Not bad, little dragon has made many outstanding achievements . Xiaolongzi was appointed as prime minister to be in charge of the six ministries. The ministers received the decree. Congratulations to the prime minister. The prime minister is the head of all officials. He has the responsibility to assist the monarch in taking charge of government affairs and coordinating with the ministers. General Jingheng, as a high-ranking official, formed cliques and factions for personal gain . This is his first crime. On the issue of heating, you have made no achievements and have repeatedly interfered with government affairs. This is his second crime. As a general, you have neglected training and have not been extravagant. This is his third crime. These three crimes are unforgivable. Today, I will devalue you and take away your military token. Bullshit. This is the great general who protects our country. The officials are all on par with you. How can you demote my power and take away my military power? If you want to take away my military power, Jade Emperor, you can find a simple Dong Zhou-style appearance. You are not afraid of being laughed at when you say it. Jianheng, are you going to rebel? I will accompany you in such a court. It doesn’t matter if you don’t go to such a court. Jingheng’s power is strong and complicated. Don’t worry , he won’t be able to show off for long. Dismiss the court. Dismiss the court. Keep your promise. Thank you , Second Young Master Long. I have a favor to ask, Your Highness. Please tell me . I am in charge of the Ministry of Revenue. Recently, I checked the accounts and found that there were some strange things in the accounts , but I couldn’t find out who did it. I would like to ask Lord Long for help. I can help you , but after the matter is done, I want a treasure of the eldest princess. Can I solve such a big problem ? What treasure can’t be given to you, Lord ? A word is a promise. Minister of the Ministry of Revenue Cheng Hanyin visits the Grand Princess to visit the Prime Minister. Your humble servant visits the Grand Princess to visit the Prime Minister. No need to be polite . This palace and the Prime Minister have come here today with the guards to check the accounts. Minister of the Ministry of Revenue , go. Move all the accounts for the past five years here. This palace and the Prime Minister want to have tea in person. It ‘s the Grand Princess and the Prime Minister. The account books for the past five years are all here. Lord Julang , you have worked hard. Go and rest first. Leave it to me . Thank you, Prime Minister. Thank you, Princess. I will take my leave . The two attendants left behind the real account books. They are all fake account books that were prepared in advance. Check them and see what you can find out. General, they sent you away and left four attendants behind, right? It’s the general. He must know. I am your accomplice. They deliberately sent me away so that you can check the accounts secretly. But please rest assured, General, I have already infiltrated those account books that were rigged in advance, so they can’t trace us at all. Keep a close eye on them. If there is anything, report it immediately. Sirs , don’t panic. I asked you to stay because I want you to help me sort out the account books. Chen Hanying is a person in Jingheng. I am worried about him. I have investigated the backgrounds of you gentlemen. They are the top scholars in various places. I know Jingheng best. It is not so easy to bribe you. Prime Minister, please be wise. I am willing to share your worries . Okay , I was right. You gentlemen are good at checking accounts. Please help me sort it out again. The accounts of the past five years must be checked in every detail. If there is anything unusual , please report it to me . What’s wrong with the account book ? Why do you say that? He blurred the income and expenditure , and there is no way to check the accounts. If there is no way to check the accounts , that won’t work. What is your opinion ? Don’t panic. I have a new way to do the accounting. It is neat and clear at a glance. What is this method called? It is called double-entry bookkeeping. All the adults should learn it. According to this method, all the accounts can be sorted out clearly. Prime Minister, I object. Prime Minister, I object to you. What do you mean ? We are all the top scholars in our provinces. Don’t we know how to keep accounts? You said that we keep accounts and you have to hand them in. If this gets out, it will bring shame to our ancestors. Sir, I see it. So it was their pride that was at work. I’ll just give them a way out. My Lords, I grew up in the countryside and my accounting methods were all wild. When I was young, I envied those young masters who could go to private schools. Could you two teach me your accounting methods? Prime Minister, thank you . I’m willing to do so. Let me show you the double-entry bookkeeping I learned in Xiaoye. How about that? Just follow what the Prime Minister said. The red column on the left is for income, and the black column on the right is for expenditure. The two columns are always equal. The advantage of double-entry bookkeeping is that it can record every expenditure and every source. Wonderful. In this way, the numbers on both sides are relative , and the accounts are correct. Indeed , this way of accounting is clear and easy to understand. So it only takes 7 days to use the double-entry bookkeeping method to re-sort out the accounts of these five years. Both of you have learned it, right? Let’s get started. This lord, you are responsible for the red tent, and this lord, you are responsible for the black tent. As long as the sum is equal , there is no bad debt. If the sum is wrong , there is something fishy. How strange is it? There are 30 million taels missing from it. That’s right, this huge sum of 30 million taels disappeared. I understand where this money is. This 30 million taels was broken into many small sums of money and was extremely hidden , but they had one thing in common. After being sent to a restaurant called Tianwailou, the money disappeared. You mean to say that this 30 million taels were secretly transported to Tianwailou . That’s right , where was this money transported to and what was its use? Only by finding the real account book can we know how dare you embezzle and pervert the law under my nose , Princess, please rest assured . I will go to Tianwailou to get the real account book back . It’s such a big restaurant. Looking for it directly is like looking for a needle in a haystack. If you want to find the exact location , you must infiltrate the enemy. Hey, sir, are you here to eat or stay? If you don’t eat, then what are you here for? I also want to be a waiter . Please , go and inform the shopkeeper. We have enough people with me as a waiter. Please go, go, go, little brother, please be kind. My father just got lung fatigue and died. I can only make money by working hard and cannot sell my body. I am really desperate. Little brother, I beg you, please , little brother, I beg you , I beg you, I will help you call the shopkeeper, you wait here, thank you, little brother , I am simply the best actor, um, the shopkeeper is here , any woman in ancient times is the best , oh , the shopkeeper just doesn’t accept her, wait a minute, no way, this is the first time I’ve been rejected by a woman, no, no, I don’t accept it , I don’t believe that this trick can’t win you over, wait a minute , um, you, you , why are you doing these strange postures, I am showing my strength to the shopkeeper, shopkeeper, I am very strong, like moving something Once you raise the real matter, you can leave it to me . I will do it skillfully and it will definitely be worthwhile. What’s your name? My name is Xiaolong. Xiaolong, please stay . Thank you, shopkeeper Xiaolong. Come with me. Well, I finally succeeded in infiltrating the enemy. It’s placed on the chest. This position is probably the key to the account book. No, the risk is too great. We should think of other ways. It’s been 10 days and we still haven’t figured out where the account book is. The shopkeeper is too vigilant. Isn’t that person Chen Hanying, the Minister of the Ministry of Revenue? There was a snowstorm in the north city recently. The court allocated a sum of relief funds, but it was all stopped by General Jingheng. We will send it to us one day. It’s great that we finally found the real account book and this relief fund . The prince of Xixia, Li Cheng, will come to get it . When the dynasty changes, you and I will have our own good. Then I would like to congratulate General Jingheng first. Everything went well. The money Jingheng embezzled from the national treasury turned out to be He came here to collude with Li Chengtong to plot a rebellion. Now that I know where the account book and the key are, I have to act immediately , otherwise this disaster relief money will be handed over to Li Chengtong. Xiaolong, hey, shopkeeper, you asked me to come over and give me a shoulder pat. Okay, Zhao Ben finally got it. I have got Mr. Gong’s account book. I found you so quickly. This is a great achievement. I have already calculated it. The account in this account book is exactly 30 million, which is just a huge sum of money to make up for the deficit . Who is behind this Tianwailou? Who else could it be? Jinghe sticks to stealing and lawlessness. Is there anything more daring ? Princess, look, this account book records in detail the contacts between Jingheng and Li Chengtong. The earliest transaction was ten years ago. That is to say, Jingheng had colluded with the enemy and attempted rebellion ten years ago. Well, when Jingheng goes to court tomorrow, I will uproot him and go to court to see His Majesty. Your Majesty, I have something important to report to the Ministry of Revenue. The accounts of the past five years have been re-checked. It turns out that 30 million taels of silver are missing from the national treasury. These 30 million taels of silver were all embezzled by Chen Hanying, the assistant minister of the Ministry of Revenue . Prime Minister , please stop slandering me without any evidence. Who said I have no evidence ? I have solid evidence . How could this account book be with you? This is the account book of Tianwailou, which records in detail the evidence of Jing Heng’s embezzlement of the national treasury and collusion with Li Chengtong in an attempt to overthrow the court . It is unreasonable to drag it down and behead your brother. Spare his life. Your brother was forced to do this by General Jing Heng. Please spare my life. Xuan Xinheng harbored evil intentions and colluded with the enemy and betrayed the country. From now on, he will become a commoner and all power belongs to the Prime Minister . See your majesty Emperor Xinwan obeys the order. Your son is here. I want you to seal up the Tianwai Tower and personally escort the disaster relief funds to the disaster-stricken areas. There must be no mistakes. Your son will not fail in your mission . Withdraw from the court. Prime Minister Long said that he needs me to give you a precious reward. What is it now? You can tell me now. My father said that if the princess doesn’t give it to me, Prime Minister Long has repeatedly solved difficult problems. How can I save the people of Dongzhou from fire and water ? Why would I be reluctant to give it up? I want the princess’s military token. What do you want the military token for? I can’t tell you for the time being, but please rest assured, princess , I will never betray Dongzhou. Luo Zhijian, take it. Thank you, princess. There has been no news about Tianwai Tower for so long. What happened? Don’t worry, Your Highness, nothing happened for so many years . Maybe it just happened at this time. Report to the general. The Taoist priest reported what happened. He said that the eunuch used some method to check the accounts and found that the treasury had lost 30 million taels. How could it be possible ? How could it be possible to find out? Chen Hanyi swore to me that he had falsified the accounts. How could it be possible to find out? Chen Hanyi has been trapped in childbirth by the empress. Where is the Tianwai Tower ? The Tianwai Tower has been sealed off. Get out of here, rubbish. This eunuch is so powerful that even Jing Heng is not his opponent . Report to the general. The identity of Xiao Longzi has been found out . It is Long Chen. It is really him . But how did he survive that year? The subordinates checked the bodies of the Long family soldiers. The bodies of Long Ye and his four sons are all in Bailong. There is only Long Chen in the tiankeng of the mountain. Why does he look different from before? Back then, I used fire attack . He must have been seriously injured and destroyed by fire. Rong Longchen must come back this time for revenge. Back then, I and you buried 100,000 spirit clan soldiers in the Bailan Mountain pit . This time, he must use the power of the Eastern Zhou empress to kill back to Xixia. Rong Xin and you will unite the world . Could it be that this world is still the Long family? Bullshit . Back then, I was able to kill him without leaving a single piece of armor . Now, I am here. He still wants to turn over. I pay my respects to the empress . Your Majesty, the disaster relief funds have been safely escorted to Beicheng . The disaster in Beicheng has been resolved. There is an important matter to discuss in court today. Due to Jing Heng’s corruption and abuse of power, the treasury has a huge deficit. How to solve and make up for it? What can you do to solve this huge hole in the national treasury deficit ? Or does the prime minister have more solutions ? Your Majesty, this solution is very simple, that is, to set up a state-owned enterprise to sell honeycomb coal. Honeycomb coal management is like smoke iron. The court will monopolize the sale of honeycomb coal, and the people will surely buy it enthusiastically, so the deficit in the national treasury can be quickly filled. A brilliant plan. The court will then take over the shops to sell honeycomb coal . Your Majesty, your son is willing to assist the prime minister. Your Majesty, your son is also willing to assist Prime Minister Long. Your son is also willing. Why do you two learn from me ? Don’t you understand that Prime Minister Long is not yours alone ? I found Xiaolongzi first. Alas, there is really nothing you can do with these three women. Don’t fight. In this case, you three should help Prime Minister Long Cheng together. And your minister And I won’t do that. Then I will be tortured to death. How can I, Longchuan, be served by three top beauties ? Is this heaven? Three princesses , your behavior has affected my work a little. It won’t affect you. You can be busy with your work. Who can control it? How can it not affect you? Well, I have a task for you. I will do it . Master Long, you choose one. Well, then the three princesses will do it together. Uh , running a honeycomb coal shop is an extremely difficult job. One person is definitely not enough. Okay, then what do you need us to do? The three princesses can choose locations across the country and run stores to run honeycomb coal shops. You must find people you trust to avoid embezzlement of state funds. The birth thing is all right . Three women are in the same pot. Little Dragon has done it . I have also done all the big things . You should praise my sister-in-law. You are shameless. I did it first. Praise me for the style. Let’s see who has opened more shops. Do you think I am afraid of you? I have done it too. Three princesses , please stop arguing and listen to me. Three princesses, please stop arguing and listen to me. You have worked hard on this matter. But I want to ask the princesses about the honeycomb coal shop. Have you thought of a name for the shop? Shouldn’t I give my own name? I know the news. I thought it was not. How could there be three names? The shops opened by the three princesses are complementary . It’s the same coal, the profits are handed over to the same treasury , and it serves the same people. You are the same state-owned enterprise, not to mention that you have the same surname and are blood sisters. You must have the same name. How can the three of us have the same name ? The three of us have never done anything together, let alone share the same name. Otherwise , forget it. Have you forgotten why Jing Heng can act so arrogantly ? It’s because you three sisters are not consistent. Otherwise , if one Jing Heng leaves, there will be thousands of Jing Hengs to take advantage of the loophole. It makes sense. So what name should we give it? Let’s call it United Group to commemorate the three princesses. First Good, Prime Minister Long, how is the national treasury deficit? Your Majesty, please take a look. Since the opening of the United Group, it has only taken 20 days to make up for the deficit in the national treasury. Well , my three daughters have their own strengths , but they are all arrogant. Prime Minister Long, you have made an indelible contribution to getting the three of them to work together. Thank you very much, Your Majesty, for your compliments. However , recently, a spy reported that Li Chengtong was secretly recruiting soldiers and buying horses , and he must have had ill intentions towards my Eastern Zhou. Li Chengtong was secretly recruiting soldiers and buying horses, and he must have had ill intentions towards my Eastern Zhou. The national treasury needs to be more full. Prime Minister Long, is there any other way ? It’s simple. We take money from Li Chengtong’s pocket. What’s the meaning of this? We sell honeycomb coal to Xixia to make money from Xixia . Little cage, hum Meet the Prime Minister. He is a refugee from Xixia. Because he couldn’t afford Xixia’s firewood, he secretly ran to Dongzhou and came to my shop. He happened to buy honeycomb coal. I caught him. I should punish him, but he is a poor man. If I don’t punish him, it would be unfair. I was unsure, so I brought him to you. You brought him here at the right time. Don’t kneel down. Thank you, Master Chen Yan . You are a Xixia person. Why don’t you steal the firewood of Xixia people ? Why run to our Dongzhou land to steal coal ? I dare not. You can’t steal Xixia’s firewood. If they steal , their entire clan will be implicated. This dog emperor is too ignorant. The firewood shop in the basement is controlled by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. The price is rising every year. Now every year, countless people die on the roadside because they can’t afford firewood. It’s unforgivable to plunder and make cotton ointment. This year, I really can’t afford it, so I came to Zhengzhou. The thief knows his mistake. Please spare my life, everyone in the car. Xiangxiang, what do you mean? You are not wrong . It’s the dog emperor and the dog prince who are wrong. You are not wrong . It’s the dog emperor and the dog prince who are wrong. Thank you, Prime Minister. Go to my house and get a cart of honeycomb coal and take it back. Thank you, Prime Minister. Thank you, Prime Minister. Hey, little dragon, why do I feel that you have the demeanor of an emperor? That’s natural. I originally thought that the Xixia people only used firewood. We don’t need our Dongzhou coal, but it is not difficult to know from this Nanmei that the people of Xixia are all eager for Fengwo coal. We will immediately drive the United Group into Xixia, but don’t forget Li Chengtou. He is the prince. Will he let our coal shop enter Xixia smoothly? He will definitely use the prince’s status to force the people of Xixia to only buy firewood and not coal. I have thought about this problem a long time ago. From your look, you already have a solution. Come on, tell me, don’t keep me in suspense. As long as Your Highness agrees to one of my requests, I will tell Your Highness what the request is . If I let the coal shop successfully enter Xixia , Your Highness will lend me the curling stone. What’s the matter? I can give it to you now . Your Highness is so happy You’re almost screwing me, little dragon. I trust you. Thank you, Your Highness, for your trust. Now you can tell me what the solution is, right? The solution is to invite franchisees. What is this? Your Highness, bring the two princesses with you to put up a sign in front of the coal shop bordering Xixia. It says, ” Sincerely invite you to join us. No limit on the 50-50 split. ” In this way, the merchants from Xixia will come to you for cooperation. So that’s how it is . It ‘s a really good idea. Well, well, well, little dragon, it’s just as you said . In just half a day, so many merchants from Xixia came to sign contracts. We signed agreements with these Xixia merchants and our people transported the honeycomb coal to their shops to sell. Except for the lack of the United Group’s signature, everything is the same as in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. This way, Li Chengtong won’t know that our coal shop has been occupied by no one knowing. That ‘s great. I’ve finally gathered all the military tokens and the military power is in my hands. I ‘ve been dormant for so many years. Finally, the time has come for the dragon. The final stage of the family army’s revenge, General Shao. The special forces have been trained according to your instructions . You
are the special forces trained by me using modern technology. You are unique in this dynasty. It is up to you to wipe out Xixia . Kill, General Zhao, what’s the meaning of this? We dress up the elite troops as shopkeepers and waiters so that they can be sent to Xixia without anyone noticing. What does General Zhao mean ? Isn’t there a lot of our coal shops in Xixia? It just happens to be a cover for the elite troops. General Shao is prepared for a rainy day. I admire the dog emperor and the dog prince. Wait for you, I’m here. Report to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. Recently, suddenly, the people all went to buy firewood. The book found that it was the coal shops of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty that cooperated with our merchants to secretly transport coal in and traded through the merchants’ shops. The people all went to buy cheaper coal. Long Chen actually did it under my nose. It’s simply lawless. Long Chen If we don’t get rid of it one day, there will be endless troubles. Your Highness, I have a plan to kill Long Cheng with the least loss. Did n’t Long Cheng only send Di Luoxi to Xixia to take charge of the coal shop? We just happened to catch Di Luoxi and Long Chen will be controlled by us. At that time, I will ask him to come alone. We will close the door and beat the dog. It’s a turtle in the jar. I ‘m in a hurry. I’m in a hurry. I’ll send someone to catch Bi Luoxi. The person who comes will tell the truth. Spread the news that the firewood shop is not doing well and is ready to sell it. In order to expand the shop, Bi Luoxi will definitely come to understand the situation. Then we will arrange a few people to catch him as soon as he shows up. Then we will take a good look and see if the fish will definitely take the bait. Yi Ruoxi, how are you? You are despicable and shameless. Jinghao, you are a Dongzhou person , but you betrayed your country and defected to Xixia. You will not die well. I think you are the ones who will die. Come on, my subordinates are sending someone to tell Long Chen that if he wants to save Di Luoxi, there is only one person , Long Chen . You mean Xiao Longzi . Long Chen, you’ve been with him for so long and you didn’t realize it. You’re really stupid. Long Xingyu is also the Guanyin of the world. I was wondering how the little dragon could be so powerful. It turns out that he was born to be the emperor. Sooner or later , this world will be his. The moment he steps into Xixia, it’s his death. Tiluxi has been captured and I have to go to save him . General Shou, this is obviously a trap set by Li Chengtong . If you go now, you will undoubtedly die. Don’t worry, I’m well prepared. I have another task to tell you. Major General, just tell your subordinates to die. You take the military order and immediately dispatch 100,000 troops of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty to the border to confront Xixia. General Li Cheng knows that I can dispatch 100,000 troops of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty and he will definitely not dare to kill me easily. Your Highness, the Crown Prince, has arrived . It’s better to unarm him and let him in. Li Chengtao, your grandfather, I’m here to release Di Luoxi Rongchen. At this time, are you still in the mood to worry about others? Do you still remember this cup of poisoned wine? How arrogant you were at the poetry meeting at that time Today I want you to pay back everything. Drink this cup of poisoned wine and I will release Tirosi. You relied on the favor of the empress in Dong Zhou to humiliate me in every way. You just thought that the trivial tricks in the world could protect you for the rest of your life. Don’t waste your time talking to him. He should have died long ago. What’s the matter ? This is my elite force. One against a hundred. I guess your East Palace guards have been killed and there is not a single one left. How is it possible? How did your elite troops from Dong Zhou sneak into my arms, Li Chengtong? I said you are a waste. I have praised waste for so many years, but your brain has not been developed at all. Do you still remember that Dong Zhou coal and Xixia merchants joined forces to sell honeycomb coal? You let your elite troops wear civilian clothes and disguised themselves as the owners and waiters of coal shops, ambushing them right under my nose. You, a waste, finally realized that you are such a waste. The lives of thousands of people across Xixia are in your hands. You You are not worthy of being their king at all , so you teamed up with Xixia merchants to open a coal shop in Xixia. All the preparations were for this moment. See, Jingheng is smarter than you. You actually plan several steps behind the next move while making the first move. You only see the next step and take one step , but I have been thousands of miles ahead of you. Back then, you and Jingheng used despicable means to ambush me from the front and back in Bailang Mountain to trap my 100,000 Dragon Family Army in an attempt to secure the throne of Xixia. Facts have proved that it is not yours, and you cannot snatch it away. With your IQ, character, and level, what can you compare with me? Don’t be so arrogant. My father must have heard the news about the East Palace. The imperial guards around him are all picked from a hundred. What can you use to fight him ? Yes, the imperial guards will soon come to persuade you to be sensible and release our Crown Prince. Thank you for returning to the right path. I will reward you with an intact corpse. If you can get to Bailiang Mountain, I will let the 100,000 Dragon Family Army Ghost Group go to you, a bunch of scum. You useless bastard are not worthy of mentioning the name of my Long Family Army. Go away. Guess what? I can kill you at any time, why haven’t I done it yet? Because I want you to die together with the dog emperor. The Royal Forest Army around my father are all invincible , and you are the only one who wants to kill my father. Haha, you’re dreaming, Prime Minister . What did you catch the Emperor of La Liga for? Father , bring that dog emperor to me . It looks like a real comedy. Long, Long Chen , Long, I will give you whatever you want . I will also give you the throne of Western Xia. I am willing to do anything. Please spare my life. Spare my life. Anything is fine, right ? Yes, yes, yes, I want you to go to the underworld and kowtow to me with 100,000 Long Family Army soldiers. Dongcheng turned out to be you. You didn’t die. How could I die? The enemy of my 100,000 Long Family Army is still alive and well. How can I die? The dog emperor kowtows to me in the direction of Bailang Mountain. I kowtow, I kowtow, I kowtow, I kowtow, I kowtow, I kowtow, and keep kowtow. It’s not enough. Your kowtow is worse than mine. 100,000 Long Family Army is nothing at all. Father, brothers and sisters, I, Long Chen, have avenged you. Thank you for saving me. Yi Chengtong is dead, Jing Heng is dead, and the dog emperor is dead. Don’t worry , you will never be in danger again. Prime Minister, all the ministers of Western Xia are asking for help at the door. Major General, you are back, it’s great that you are still alive. Prime Minister, General Shao, this old minister and your father are good friends . If it weren’t for Emperor Gou driving me straight to the disaster relief, the Long Family Army wouldn’t have been wiped out. This is not the Prime Minister’s fault . You don’t have to blame yourself. After Major General Long Ye is gone, no one in the court can restrain Emperor Gou. He is warlike and extravagant . The monarch and ministers of Western Xia are all worried. The people under their knees are complaining for no reason. I have seen it a long time ago. That father and son are a scourge to the country. The country cannot be without a monarch for a day. This old minister earnestly requests the major general to take over Western Xia. Please ascend the throne and take over Western Xia. I’ll meet your majesty. Long live the emperor .

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