【悪夢再び】ヘラヘラする部下にイライラ募る…ローランドのホスト大阪店オープンもトラブル連発!
Let’s do this everyone! THE CLUB Osaka is now preparing for the opening day, but ROLAND has a bad feeling about the opening. ROLAND: How come the BGM isn’t turning on? Customer: Can I smoke here? ROLAND: Of course you can. Reiya, I taught you how to fire up the cigarette, remember? Try it.
Customer: You got your lighter? Finally the Osaka members engage in their first customer service. They can’t be the amature they used to be. Every Host is competing against each other to earn as many customers as they can. Will the ROLAND’s Children succeed in Osaka known for their sense of humor?
The ROLAND SHOW in Osaka begins. 6:45 P.M., 15 minutes before the opening. ROLAND: We got 15 minutes left. Comparing to the time when we opened THE CLUB, I have more room in my mind.
Sogo: The first opening of THE CLUB was terrible. ROLAND: Yup. We logged on to the computer 10 seconds before the opening. The two ROLAND’s Children, Sogo and Seiha who both have been working for ROLAND for over 6 yrs, have experienced the chaotic store openings twice before. ROLAND: We got 5 minutes left, can you log on? Dang… Host: I remember when ROLAND told us to change all the ashtray.
ROLAND: You got the ashtray? Host: Yes, but it all have the sticker on the bottom. ROLAND: That doesn’t look nice. Damn this is sticky. Let’s do this on the backside.
ROLAND: The bgm didn’t even turn on during the opening of the second store. While the previous openings were rough, ROLAND got a right-hand man Yushi. (Yushi, 25 yrs old, head of THE CLUB Osaka, had yearly sales of 620 million Yen).
Yushi: Good morning everyone. We got 10 minutes till the opening. We will be super busy, and I’m sure many things will occur. One thing I want you all to remember is to not be afraid of making mistakes.
Yushi: Try as hard as you can. I’m here, and ROLAND is here to support you. You also got Kurea as the sub-chief and Sogo as the chief. Again, don’t be afraid of making mistakes and let’s try our best!
(Jin Misaki, 30 yrs old, former Host at Minami, highest sales of several mil Yen. Kurea Shindo, got hired through the first audition).
ROLAND: You got the No.1 Host in the history who sold 600 million Yen, and also the Emperor of Kabukicho. Count on us and do your best. There is nothing attractive in a Host that is passive. Try to be active. Remember, we are here for you.
ROLAND: When you really are in trouble, feel free to ask me or Yushi. We have experienced all the troubles that you all will experience today, Alright, let’s do this! (Runa, 27yrs old, passed the Osaka audition, former dancer).
Eiji: For those that hasn’t received your business card, come get yours. ROLAND: By the way, the BGM will turn on right. Let’s get the BGM on. (Eiji Kusano, store manager of THE CLUB Osaka)
Few minutes before the store opens, ROLAND gets a bad feeling. ROLAND: Hold on, where is the BGM? There aren’t any trouble with it right. Eiji: Of course, we tried during the practice.
Director: So everything is perfect now. ROLAND: I hope so, as long as the BGM turns on. (Song Director, 42 yrs old, 6 yrs working with ROLAND) Host: The customers are coming in! Get ready. 7P.M. THE CLUB Osaka opens. ROLAND: Welcome. It’s brand new!
ROLAND: What’s going on with the BGM? Yushi: They are trying now. The ipad is heating up and it’s not loading well. Yushi: There isn’t anyone now, but don’t touch your phones during the service hours. Tsubo, you did teach everyone to check the bathroom occasionally right. Ok then.
The first customer is a regular in Kabukicho. She came to Osaka just to visit the store. ROLAND: Why don’t you get the seat facing the champagne tower. Customer: I see you got the roses here as well. ROLAND: Of course we do.
Hosts: Welcome! ROLAND: This is the one that we didn’t reveal the face on YouTube. (Reiya Hojo, first day as a Host, hired through the Osaka audition). Customer: Oh the mix of Shun and celltear that you were talking about. ROLAND: Introduce yourself. Reiya: Hi I’m Reiya Hojo.
When the audition was aired, audiences were curious about him. ROLAND: Damn you look cool. Finally there is a hit! I’m glad you came here.
Reiya, 22 yrs old, is the rising star of Osaka store who decided to kick the career path of becoming a security broker and chose to work for ROLAND. Reiya is serving a super VIP who has spent over 120 million Yen before.
Can the newbie properly serve her, who is one of the regular customer for Yushi. Reiya: Do you smoke? Here you go. How about a blanket? Customer: I’m good, because the two sitting next to me are very hot. Thank you though.
Reiya formally worked at a Starbucks, and thus his customer service is stable. However, the customer has experienced all kinds of Host already, and she isn’t satisfied. Customer: First, you need to work on your outfit. You should wear something like Kurea that shows the outline of your body.
ROLAND: Oh… I really am feeling something is there inside him though. Customer: I do as well, and that’s why I feel it’s a waste of talent. If he wears something tight, he will become famous.
Reiya: Hm… Ok then. I will ask Yushi to buy one for me. Customer: Don’t. I’d have to pay for that afterwards haha. While everything seemed great, Reiya now faces a trial. ROLAND: Reiya, I taught you how to light up the cigarettes right. Let’s try it.
Reiya can’t find his lighter… Customer: Where is your lighter? Reiya: I’m sure I have it… ROLAND: What did I teach you. When the customer holds the cigarette, they want to smoke immediately, thus you have to have your lighter ready. Reiya: hold on…
ROLAND: Don’t make the customer wait! Reiya: Sorry for the wait, here you go. It’s his first time lighting up others’ cigarette. ROLAND: It won’t be long till you miss this fresh newbie. You can joke about it when he becomes famous.
On the other side of the store… ROLAND: Conti, why don’t you greet the customers as well. Conti is aiming to be the funny version of imitated ROLAND, but it’s always a risk trying to be funny. (The two customers are young females from Kansai, known to have a great sense of humor).
Conti: Hi, thank you for coming today. I’m ROLAND! (The customers lose interest right away) Director: That was awful wasn’t it. Conti: Yup… I think both customers and employees think of me as the guy trying to disturb the new employees.
Every single Host at the store is competing against each other trying to get the send back nomination from the two customers.
Send back nomination is a system where the customer decides their favorite Host of the day when they leave the store. This most likely leads to the customer to pick the same Host in the future. Who will earn the send back nomination of the two gals?
Hanamichi: Let me introduce myself! My name is Hanamichi Mitsui, and I used to work for the Yoshimoto Kogyo (famous Japanese comedian agency). (Hanamichi Mitsui, 27 yrs old, hired through the Osaka audition. Former comedian) Hanamichi: Cheers! Customer: Were you a duo when you used to do comedy? Hanamichi Yes!
Customer: How was Yoshimoto Kogyo? Hanamichi: I only got my salary once. Customer: Why?
Hanamichi: It’s only because I wasn’t famous… The only time when I got my salary, I got 300 yen… And it was through bank transfer, so my first salary was gone just with the commission. Hanamichi: Oh… I gotta go now.
There are tons of things the Hosts want to show off the customers, but there is only 10 minutes for the first time. It’s important to allocate the time spent during this short period of time.
Seiha: Hi, I’m Seiya Minami, and this is my former business card. (Minami✩Seiha a.k.a.Crazy Bucks, age n/a, 11 years as a host, changed his name recently. Seiha: This is my artist name. Customer: You sing? Seiha: I do everything from creating the song, singing, and hosting live events.
It’s hard to judge his talents as a Host on the first glance. Seiha: Since we got along, I’d ask you to “expand” the QR code instead of the “domain”? (from the famous manga/anime, Jujutsu Kaisen). Don’t be shy! Customers: I’m good…
Seiha has worked with ROLAND for a while, and was told to try again at the Osaka store, where the talk skills and funniness are important. Customer: Are you good at singing? Seiha: Yes! Customer: I love people who are good at singing. I love singing myself as well.
Seiha: I can tell you are good at it just by listening to you talking. Customer: Well not really. I’m ok with it… but I go to snacks and bars with people, and when they aren’t good at singing, I sing a lot.
Seiha: I get it, you want to show it off right. Customer: And if they are good at singing, I ask them to sing more. Seiha: Great! Because I’m the one that gets asked to sing a lot in those situations.
While his Osaka intonation aren’t stable, he is doing well in terms of living up the atmosphere. On the other hand, Conti who is putting all efforts into his looks as the imitated ROLAND, isn’t doing so well.
Customer: I thought you are ROLAND when I saw you at the entrance. Conti: For real? People always call me ROLAND. (He simply isn’t funny)
ROLAND is busy trying to make sure all customers are having fun. ROLAND: Is it ok if I join? Will it be too confusing? Customer: Oh my god, I’m a big fan of you.
ROLAND: Hi Conti, thank you for taking care of my girls. Customer: I’m really a big fan. I even applied for the job at ROLAND GROUP, but I didn’t pass… I’m a nurse at a beauty salon.
ROLAND: Oh really? I’m sorry to hear that. It’s probably because I had no ability to handle your talents. Customer: I never thought I’d be able to talk to you like this. I didn’t think you’d be here either. Conti: ROLAND is here as well. Customer: With the glasses, you look the same!
Conti: Can I try imitating his moves, here we go. (ROLAND often kisses on the business card before handing it to the customers, and Conti tried to imitate it). Conti: I’m known for my red lips, and… ROLAND: Don’t make the customers do dry laugh. (Don’t give up, Conti).
ROLAND: There are more customers then I expected. I’m surprised. When I looked at the reservation this morning, we only had two pares so… Director: Who do you think will be the No.1 at the moment? ROLAND: Hm… I think ones with experience have the advantage.
ROLAND: I’d like to see Sogo and ones with experiences show the newbies that their experiences weren’t for nothing. Ones like Seiha and Kurea.
(Minami✩Seiha a.k.a.Crazy Bucks, age n/a, 11 years as a host, changed his name. Sogo, 28 yrs old, 9 yrs as a Host, moved from Tokyo to Osaka. Kurea Shindo, changed his name from Shodai. Hired through the first audition).
Kurea: Hi, nice to meet you. One of the No.1 candidate, Kurea, also arrived at the gal’s table. Kurea: How often do you visit Host clubs? Customer: I don’t go that often. Kurea: What do you think of the Hosts? Customer: Scary. Kurea: The ones that sat here, were they scary?
Customer: Well I get that they are good people, but they all ask to be friends on Line. I don’t get why they want it so badly. Kurea: Oh.. I’m sorry I taught them to make sure to be friends with customers on Line.
Kurea: I feel awkward doing the same after hearing that. Were there anyone you were interested in? Oh me? Customer: Can you get me a glass? Kurea: You want to drink? Sure. Conti, bring the 8oz glass. Kurea: Bring a new one. Conti: This is new. Kurea: From the back, with a coaster.
Kurea: Conti, I asked you to bring the glass right. And I know it’s new, but customers won’t like it when you bring one that you were holding. Make sure to bring one from the backside with a coaster. Conti: I’m sorry about that. Kurea: Don’t worry.
After Kurea, 16 Hosts were trying their best to earn the send back nomination. The one that was chosen for the send back nomination was… Kurea: Thank you for the nomination. You only remembered me? Thank you so much. Since you nominated me, can you send me something on Line.
The one that was chosen as the send back nomination was Kurea, an experienced Host. Will the customers become regulars for Kurea in the future? Kurea: Don’t follow the weirdos. There are a lot of them around here. Thank you for coming.
ROLAND: Isn’t it super rare to do the send back when the store is facing a parking lot. Kurea: I don’t know how long I should bow for. Should I bow again when they turn around or…
Director: Congrats for the send back nomination. Kurea: Thank you, I’m glad I got it. It’s my first here and was my first table of the day. Next up… Conti who tried the champagne call for the first time forgets the name and is not looking good.
Yushi: The customer brought that much money to save Haruto’s face. Were you even thinking about that? Host: I don’t want to lose against ones that enjoyed their life. Ones that worked at a starbucks. (The newbies start to crush each other). Please leave a like and subscribe!
ローランドが経営するホストクラブ「THE CLUB大阪」がついに営業スタート!しかし、新人主体の店に待ち受けていたのは、悪夢の連続だった…!
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